Kinkshaming thread - Post the weirdest fetishes you know

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one of the Lola's is wearing a wedding dress
another is wearing a Hooter's shirt
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Ghost of Wesley Willis said:
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Foot fetishists would be way less creepy for me if it weren't for the way they talked. There's two variations of more or less the same thing; the uberdeviant (Wikifeet posters, Instagram comments) where they leave nothing to the imagination -one particularly good one I'd seen recently requested the young woman and her tow friends picked her up and used her feet as a battering ram into his face-, and then the equally as weird "gentleman" footfag. The weird, verbose language the use to try and get their idea across? "Oh ma'am, you're lovely size ___'s with their plump, precious soles".

Like I've known some normal footfuckers. I've know a handful of legit Chad footfags. But the overwhelming majority of them just can't seem to, under any circumstance, behave themselves like normal human beings. It's the craziest shit,
 

Well, it probably is weird. I just want to know if it's normal or if there's something wrong with me.

It started with me doing research on mountain lions. I saw some pictures and watched some videos. And something just clicked in me - their faces were absolutely beautiful. I couldn't stop looking.

Their faces are perfectly shaped, and so expressive. Their eyes are so bright, clear, and knowing - you can see the soul in their eyes. They have flat, rosy-pink noses, and soft, furry, perky ears. Their facial markings are distinctive and really bring out their best features. They have soft, luscious fur the color of brown sugar, and around their snout and jaw, white sugar. And the way they move - so sexy, so graceful, so confident, so seductive.

But the best part of their faces is how expressive they are, how clearly they express their emotions. You can feel their confidence, grace, and majesty. You can see their feelings, unlike many other animals.

Mountain lionesses are perhaps the physical embodiment of pure sexuality and femininity. I mean, if femininity was given a physical shape, it would be a mountain lion. I see a mountain lioness, and I see "I am woman".

Mountain lionesses represent the purest form of femininity - a seductive, powerful, confident predator on one side, and a motherly, caring, soft protector on the other, perfectly blended into the physical embodiment of femininity.

This extends to some other felines as well - such as cats, lionesses, and tigresses - but not to the gorgeous extent as the mountain lioness.

Compared to mountain lions, human women just cannot stack up. The most beautiful woman on Earth could not possibly hope to even compare to the raw beauty of an average mountain lioness. And, I'm ashamed to admit it, not even my partner does, though I believe she comes the closest.

I have no zoophiliac tendencies, however. I would never actually have sex with a mountain lioness. But if mountain lionesses were intelligent creatures on our level, and had humanoid bodies... sweet mama, I would be in heaven.

I've always admired the faces of felines, but it was only recently that I actually found they're sexually attractive.

So... the question I'm asking here is, is this healthy? Is this normal? Is this a sign of mental illness? Does anyone else feel like this?
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I think the tilebro story from 4chan was the funniest I personally ran into. For disturbing, I think the men who get off to fat women on small horses is the winner...
 
Techpriest said:
I laughed then I felt bad for the horses.
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One of the weirdest rabbit holes I ever fell into for sure.
Surprising or maybe not surprising how much not-sexual-for-remotely-normal-people like that you can find on youtube. Strangely I can theoretically understand why videos of horses being whipped and spurred is a thing, because, well, sadism/zoosadism (Understand theoretically. Not approve of and not find disgusting. I will take my "mad at the internet" or this as a badge of honor) But videos of fat women riding small horses just for making videos of fat women on small horses is just plain weird.
 
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Missionary between a man and a woman.

Makes me sick just thinking about it.
 
Swagstika said:
But videos of fat women riding small horses just for making videos of fat women on small horses is just plain weird.
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Unless you speed it up and dub in Yakkety Sax, then it's funny. Then again, that applies to nearly any video.

Edit: you can also slow the video way down, dub in some lively classical, and that works too, but only if the rolls are really flubbin'.

Edit 2: you know what? Maybe I just think fat-shaming is funny. I'm gonna go with that.
 
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Period Fetishists... I mean they have their own thread here.

Jargirls are also a big headscratcher for me. I mean it's like onaholes with heads. Though I did read a bunch of infernalmonkey's reviews due to somebody mentioning it here, and I laughed so hard I had to stop reading because it became physically painful.
 
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