Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Fslur]

Andy Warski has gathered together a number of ralph's internet enemies together for one big aloging event this friday at 9:30 EST. Supposedly Metokur as well, but that part could just be gayfabe.

https://twitter.com/andywarski/status/1483869041534066693

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Trailer made by PPP, which relies heavily on @Null 's corn joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzPKYDkWcxA

The stream will be live here:

 

[Near]

I'm gonna laugh if it's just a soundboard of Jim. It probably is going to be. Jim can't even admit that Ralph sharted.

 

[KingHarkinian]

Kino inbound

 

[Sam Losco]

What an all star cast.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Something about Jim being mentioned but his twitter handle not being included feels off to me. I wonder if there will be a kayfabe Jim poorly imitating his voice or something.

 

[eaglesfan665]

I'm betting Metokur's "appearance" is going to be something akin to this video

 

[Fuzhou]

They need to cut out Queen of Pol, Kraut, Jarbo and PPP to make this mildly watchable.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I'd say they could also call it "The Interventioning" but at this point I don't think there's any "quit drinking, doing drugs, and get some help!".

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

What about Null and TheQuartering?

 

[Sam Losco]

They need to cut out Queen of Pol, Kraut, Jarbo and PPP to make this mildly watchable.

MCJarbo is not Matt Jarbo and from the trailer it doesn't seem like MCJarbo will actually be there but is just dropping a new song in coordination with this. Otherwise, agree, and add Mint to that list. Her only involvement with Ralph is the fight and that he alleges to have fucked her. But she's clearly got problems... fuck it, who am I kidding. They are all fucked up in various degrees. This will be a shitshow and since PPP and Warski are leading it, it's not going to live up to the hype they are trying to generate for it. Every thing either one of them hypes up just ends up being boring and underwhelming.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I hate Ralph, but ngl, this looks insufferably gay.

 

[Fuzhou]

MCJarbo is not Matt Jarbo and from the trailer it doesn't seem like MCJarbo will actually be there but is just dropping a new song in coordination with this. Otherwise, agree, and add Mint to that list. Her only involvement with Ralph is the fight and that he alleges to have fucked her. But she's clearly got problems... fuck it, who am I kidding. They are all fucked up in various degrees. This will be a shitshow and since PPP and Warski are leading it, it's not going to live up to the hype they are trying to generate for it. Every thing either one of them hypes up just ends up being boring and underwhelming.

Ah, fuck I forgot about MC Jarbo, but the rest? Cut them and I'll tune in.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Andy Warski has gathered together a number of ralph's internet enemies together for one big aloging event this friday at 9:30 EST. Supposedly Metokur as well, but that part could just be gayfabe.
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Trailer made by PPP, which relies heavily on @Null 's corn joke:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzPKYDkWcxA

Assuming the line-up is factual this should be immensely amusing... but you'd never know it from that trailer because its literally a bunch of names over a fucking corn field. Would it have killed him to take five minutes to put together some clips of each guest laughing at the gunt (as there's no shortage of them), and then simply end on ralph crucified in the middle of the corn field? It might seem a petty detail to get hung up on, but it irritates me when people sabotage themselves with shitty marketing. I mean, if you're not willing to make a trailer that gets me hyped, why the fuck should I believe it's worth getting hyped about?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I hate Ralph, but ngl, this looks insufferably gay.

Ralph's superpower is the ability to choose enemies who are even gayer and more retarded than he is.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Something about Jim being mentioned but his twitter handle not being included feels off to me.

Why would Andy Warski provide a link to Jim's "friends" account? You realize if his "friends" twitter handle is linked to him in any way, the account will get banned, right?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

What about Null

He smartly declined

 

[break these cuffs]

I hate Ralph, but ngl, this looks insufferably gay.

Is anything in this entire sector not insufferably gay?

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Is anything in this entire sector not insufferably gay?

Y'know usually I found most of it just nauseatingly gay, then little shitnuggets like this remind me of this fundamental truth. It's all faggot shit.

 

[Truly Rural]

Kayfabe jim will be gayest thing ever. If Jim showed up (he won't) I'd expect him to shit on PPP more than anybody else. For chaos sake. And I'd actually appreciate someone shitting on PPP.

 

[Christorian X]

Wait, no Vickers family appearances? This would be a perfect time to setup a GoFundMe to pay for the paternity suit and blast it out on the internet to completely set the Gunt off. They could put the rest in a legal fund for when the Guntling gets older and starts getting in trouble on his own.