Kiwi Conspiracy! False flagged into some shit. MTG, Keffals, and AF. - We also don't want our cows to die because we would run out of milk.

[Justanotherguy]

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I don't think that a Kiwi would be this stupid and the America First crowd is upset that everyone is making fun of them. Kiwis definitely have fun at the expense of Keffals, but why the fuck would anyone be stupid enough to go for a sitting congressperson? We don't like playing with feds.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

This shit is pretty gay bro

 

[Justanotherguy]

This shit is pretty gay bro

please vote.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

please vote.

No.

 

[Just A Butt]

i'm so glad someone was finally brave enough to come forward with this very original idea

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

"Everyone" being a bunch of (((media companies))) of course.

 

[Gamercat]

please vote.

is "kill yourself" an option?

 

[The Last Stand]

please vote.

Okay. Whoever thinks OP is a idiot, react with Agree.

 

[Justanotherguy]

is "kill yourself" an option?

it is now.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I have a conspiracy theory about who is behind the DDOS -

Kengle - he isn't as dumb as he looks and to try and get what he views as his main competition shut down he sit's there and thinks really hard while chewing on a boiled Burger and sketching a buffalo cube, with the farms having yet another spat that's high profile enough for the front page with Keffals he has a genius idea he's goint to swat someone he thinks about often (normally late at night while crying into a body pillow with Chris's face taped to one side and a fleshlight embedded in the cartoon anus) MTG and I will blame the kiwis get them shut down and maybe that will open her heart an mind to a poor, autistic slob, with questionably functional tastebuds.

So he sits up all night googling MTG porn then realising it was her local PD number he was looking for, and her address (he jotted down a note of it for later use) and diled 911 putting on the best falsetto voice he could learning from Chris over the last 15 years and set his plan in motion...

... only to be beaten to the punch by mere seconds when Keffals pays one of his simp / victims to do the very same.

 

[Caesare]

I have a conspiracy theory about who is behind the DDOS -

Kengle - he isn't as dumb as he looks and to try and get what he views as his main competition shut down he sit's there and thinks really hard while chewing on a boiled Burger and sketching a buffalo cube, with the farms having yet another spat that's high profile enough for the front page with Keffals he has a genius idea he's goint to swat someone he thinks about often (normally late at night while crying into a body pillow with Chris's face taped to one side and a fleshlight embedded in the cartoon anus) MTG and I will blame the kiwis get them shut down and maybe that will open her heart an mind to a poor, autistic slob, with questionably functional tastebuds.

So he sits up all night googling MTG porn then realising it was her local PD number he was looking for, and her address (he jotted down a note of it for later use) and diled 911 putting on the best falsetto voice he could learning from Chris over the last 15 years and set his plan in motion...

... only to be beaten to the punch by mere seconds when Keffals pays one of his simp / victims to do the very same.

Good theory! I think kengle may be working with Eddie Dzial in a two pronged approach to both end the kf and drum up traffic to kengles stupid onion webpage.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

@Justanotherguy
I don't think that a Kiwi would be this stupid

Now I'm not saying a Kiwi did do it, but this is pretty fucking optimistic.

 

[Caesare]

Now I'm not saying a Kiwi did do it, but this is pretty fucking optimistic.

Especially when we got embarrassing users who defend keffels and record their arguments with their daddy, and 2/10 users posting fucking star wars toys on their instagram, alongside pictures of their sad fat tits.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Especially when we got embarrassing users who defend keffels and record their arguments with their daddy, and 2/10 users posting fucking star wars toys on their instagram, alongside pictures of their sad fat tits.

I just think about how it feels like every 6 months or so I have to see Null make a frustrated post somewhere reminding people not to fedpost and shit.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Especially when we got embarrassing users who defend keffels and record their arguments with their daddy, and 2/10 users posting fucking star wars toys on their instagram, alongside pictures of their sad fat tits.

Please leave Tessi out of this.

 

[Stoneheart]

I blame Obama for this swatting....

 

[Molag Bal]

How about a much less far-fetched theory.
A few MATI episodes ago, janny-in-chief talked about some tranny that was vagueposting on twitter about working on some kind of php-based attack against kiwifarms. What if that guy got impatient and simply bought a ddos and started swatting everyone that the site prominently pays attention to?
>didn't you suggest something similar about Corey Barnhill the self-admitted pedophile?
Yes, but that's the problem. It could be basically anyone who has a thread. Going by MTG as a target, I guess you could narrow it down to "Everyone who has a thread and left-wing sympathies", but that doesn't rule out a lot of suspects.