Kiwi Cow Clash - Special Olympics: The Next Frontier

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Since Icuckz and his bipolar puppeteer can't even profit off a bunch of internet retards punching each other, I think, it's perfect time for Null to take over it, so let's suggest our roster of fighters from users and cows alike.

Nick Rekieta vs @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed - as an entrance fee Nick will have to pass drug test and say his opponents name three times without stuttering.

Nick Rekieta vs AssMongoloid Asmongold - Whoever wins gets a full paid service from cleaning service at their home. The loser will have to clean his house by himself.

Andy Warski vs Mumkey Jones - once and for all we should find out which one of these two will last longer.

Bryan Dunn vs whoever he has internet grudge with at the time. The winner fucks the loser.

Ian Aryan Cuck Idubzz vs Ethan "6 million Palestinians isn't enough" Klein - anything but another round of their autistic shitflinging. At the very least we'll see what is worse for masculinity - marrying a BPD skinhead or a war criminal horse.

Null vs Ethan Gunt - the main event. Better to have it as a sumo fight instead of a boxing match. The loser goes back to his crack shack in Mexico.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't think you factored in weight classes at all.

Nick Rekieta vs Eugenia Cooney (it's 2025 if Imane Khelif is allowed to publicly beat women so is Nick)
Vedo vs Ethan Van Sciver (no fight, the winner is whoever releases their comic last)
Metokur vs Tonka (special wheelchair bout)
Gabe Hoffman vs Ethan Klein (again this won't be a fight, but a competition to see who is the better ayylawg)
Nick Fuentes vs the lock on his closet

Kino Casino will MC and re-stream the event. The half-time entertainment will be Null in a Man vs Food challenge to eat an entire wheel of cheese in 30 minutes.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cyraxx vs The Ghost of Music Biz Marty*- a fight for the ages, finally settling who the real drift king is... Again.
*It's @Furry killer wearing a ghost costume, with some pillows stuffed under his shirt.

Cyraxx vs Kingcobrajfs- the drift king vs the sexy goth bad boy himself! The goblin vs the alchoholic! It'll be gross! It'll be sad! And it'll be sponsored by rapper Danny Brown!

 

[Vriljami]

Nick Fuentes vs the lock on his closet

Hear me out: Fuentes vs Finnster. Battling for the title of the most famous girlmoder bisexual streamer. A "clout-out". I'm sure the teams of both cows will jump at the opportunity to put this together: Audience will mostly be groomable teen boys .

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Jackie Singh vs Elaine Miller, battle of the Supreme Hackers
Chantal vs Anna vs Amberlynn, battle of the fatties

Then all the 764/skibidi/zoosadist/monkey torture people can fight to the death and then the last one standing is fed to lions or something idk

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Eugenia Cooney & Ashley Issacs vs a gust of wind. A 2 vs one, will anyone be left standing in the ring after this bout?

Mersh vs Female cop! Gun drawn...female cop, gun drawn...and the dog get eh...female, female cop...wh-white female cop being most... competent...cop...on the scene. Fe-fe-female, female...she,shi...she showed restraint, I,...how bad is Dayton ohio?fe...dog doggo doesn't die, female cop gun drawn already. Gu-gun female female other AT-ATF feds feds would've shot dog. Feds would have shot dog. Its unlikey anyone will be standing after this fight.

Anisa's husband vs a 5 pack of gluten cookies.  This is sure to be a messy one folks.

Null vs the entire payment processing industry. This is a real personal fight for Joshua "null" moon, can his rage get him though this long elimation fight?

Null vs his captial i internet router. The true fight for joshua this event, will he be able to get a regular modern modem router combo to work as intended for 30 straight minutes? Certainly the harder of his two fights but he agreed to do it in honor of the late boxer and fellow captial i internt admin Richard "lowtax' kyanka, fellow block gamer and kiwi William Edward Atchison and for the honor of his anime waifu Konata Izumi

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

Lowtax vs Mama JF: Casket match

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

what about a fighting game like MUGEN or something

 

[NoCockatrice]

what about a fighting game like MUGEN or something

MOOGEN

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I refuse to engage, because you neglected to spell the title with three Ks, you absolute niggerfaggot.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

what about a fighting game like MUGEN or something

I want a lolcow fighting game NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!
If Kiwis can make an entire Doom mod, there's nothing preventing this from happening.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Anisa vs. Tana followed by the main event of Ethan Klein vs. Ian Johma. That'll put asses in seats.

 

[NoCockatrice]

I want a lolcow fighting game NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!
If Kiwis can make an entire Doom mod, there's nothing preventing this from happening.

We should message the Nintendo executives about this incredible idea and, perhaps, record a presentation in Animal Crossing for GameCube.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Emily Cassidy vs Zoey. Zoey has bacteria laden claws, but Emily is evil, and has been investigated for murder.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Nick Fuentes vs. Marla Rose: Knock knock

PPP vs Brendan Schaub: Because I want to watch that DSP

 

[Ice Mountain]

Sammie Bushart vs Kimberly Lloyd in the ultimate white trash showdown. Held in a special arena set up in the parking lot of a strip mall, the finest establishment Arkansas has to offer!

Speaking of the Sammieverse, I'd love to see Darnell Holmes vs Matthew Schumacher (aka Lurch, aka ) from Tuna Slater's thread too. Who will win, the unstoppable horny junkie or the immovable coma patient? Tune in to find out!

 

[Paintrick S Canlinson]

Patrick S Tomlinson versus literally anybody. He's a tough guy you know, who works out every day, doesn't weigh thirteen solar masses, has won multiple knife fights, and lives off a diet of pure black pepperoni, you know, that good protein.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

We need a lolcow crypto market where their 'value' is tied to how active their thread is.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I refuse to engage, because you neglected to spell the title with three Ks, you absolute niggerfaggot.

All warfare is based... on deception.