Kiwi Election 2024: Who are the BEST Black users? - Peanut gallery time

[The Last Stand]

In honor of this glorious day known as Election Day in the States, why not have Kiwis vote for something a bit more important:

Which of our regular Black users on here deserve an honor of being the most prominent member of the African American race?

On one corner, we have @Vyse Inglebard. Well know for his Skies of Arcadia branding, reaction posting, political (shitposting) commentary for US Politics.

On the other end, we have yours truly. The man who never got it, the man that shuns Southern delicacies like cornbread and grits, most importantly, the man with a fondness of all things Old Hollywood.

Write-ins permitted with proof of racial background.

 

[not william stenchever]

Dyn is an abbo who tells no lies.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I am a pitbull, clearly I should be listed.

 

[The Last Stand]

I am a pitbull, clearly I should be listed.

Man's best friend.

 

[TroonedOutCarl]

Man's best friend.

Baby's worst enemy.

 

[Megaton Punch]

Three way tie between @The Last Stand, @Vyse Inglebard, and @Salubrious

I'm pretty sure Salubrious is black anyway

 

[Asian tech support]

@Mister Baranavichy because he's not a politisperg

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Best black user is the one who attended the Rackets hearing. A close second is Dyn.

 

[The Last Stand]

I miss @Shield Breaker. Quite a rarity that a Black woman would come to these neck of the woods.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Me wearing black face

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

@Nigger Cobson @Nigger Faggotson @Nigger Joe or perhaps even @Black Cat Owner

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Racism

 

[The Last Stand]

Racism

@RACISM, at least tag him.

 

[Megaton Punch]

I miss @Shield Breaker. Quite a rarity that a Black woman would come to these neck of the woods.

I didn't even know she was black. Good poster. We've lost too many of them in the past couple years.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Please consult the African-American Appreciation Thread to see why there is only one acceptable answer. Even the coolest, most laidback, most good-humored seeming negro has a random number generator in his head, and your buddy Tyrone will become a screeching ape who will brutalize everyone around him when that number pops up. Remember, folks: around blacks, don't relax.

Sorry to the black Kiwis, but you know I'm right. Do us all a favor and chain yourselves up in a basement whenever you feel like the nigga in you about to emerge.

 

[The Last Stand]

If @Vyse Inglebard is supreme ruler of the world, he'll force SEGA to remake Skies of Arcadia to his liking.

 

[Mac Monster]

I miss @Shield Breaker. Quite a rarity that a Black woman would come to these neck of the woods.

How could you forget @A Proud Black Woman?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

If @Vyse Inglebard is supreme ruler of the world, he'll force SEGA to remake Skies of Arcadia to his liking.

not the only demand I'd make. For starters, I would have gulags implemented, which the current woke fuckers at SEGA, Nintendo, Sony, et. al would be sent to. Secondly, no more gibs for the hoodrats/illegals. Work honestly and assimilate, or you will get sent back to Africa/Mexico. Thirdly, nuclear power will be mandated, and plans to colonize other planets initiated (Africans/other undesirables will get left behind, of course). Fourth, public executions of every single celebrity in Epstein's black book. I could honestly go on all day

 

[The Last Stand]

not the only demand I'd make. For starters, I would have gulags implemented, which the current woke fuckers at SEGA, Nintendo, Sony, et. al would be sent to. Secondly, no more gibs for the hoodrats/illegals. Work honestly and assimilate, or you will get sent back to Africa/Mexico. Thirdly, nuclear power will be mandated, and plans to colonize other planets initiated (Africans/other undesirables will get left behind, of course). Fourth, public executions of every single celebrity in Epstein's black book. I could honestly go on all day

If I'm elected, what would I do? Use your imagination.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Wtf non whites are allowed on KF? This is some bullshit