Kiwi Farms Counterfeit Merch Thread - Get swagged out with based Kiwi gear while supporting trans lives!

[The Grillcast™]

Given that Joshua Conner Moon, based owner and operator of the KiwiFarms, doesn't believe that copyright law should exist and believes that "copyright cucks are gay", I decided that I would rip off his 2023 Halloween merch run and sell it myself at a discounted price. Why support a literal stochastic terrorist when you could buy it from me, for less money!

ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE CHARITY KNOWN AS TRANS LIFELINE, because I just don't feel right about pocketing extra money when so many people are suffering under our oppresive anti-trans American regime. Finally, you can look good in BASED kiwi swag while supporting a good cause!

Please enjoy this promotional video. I couldn't find a 2023 merch run thread so I thought this one would be most appropriate, please move to relevant thread if I am wrong:

GET YOUR DISCOUNTED COUNTERFEIT KIWI MERCH HERE AND SUPPORT TRANS LIFELINE:

https://thegrillcast.creator-spring.com/

 

[Randy Facalding]

>trans lifeline

might have to place an order

 

[SNU]

Can you sell a skin colored balaclava with a print of Josh's face on it so whenever someone wearing it does a good deed under the direction of glowies it gets credited to him?

 

[888Flux]

Putting something through a thousand layers of irony still doesn't make you not a retarded faggot. Why should you be trusted with addresses and shipping information at all?

 

[The Grillcast™]

Putting something through a thousand layers of irony still doesn't make you not a retarded faggot. Why should you be trusted addresses and shipping information at all?

This isn't about not being a retarded faggot, this is about supporting trans lives whilst also getting a sweet t-shirt. I've got to commend the artist I stole artwork from, they did a great job!

Idk if I can see addresses or information since teespring fills the order, i have nothing to do with that. However, let it be known that if I do get the information, I will forward it to trans lifeline so they can send you a personalized thank you for your donation.

 

[888Flux]

This isn't about not being a retarded faggot, this is about supporting trans lives whilst also getting a sweet t-shirt. I've got to commend the artist I stole artwork from, they did a great job!

Idk if I can see addresses or information since teespring fills the order, i have nothing to do with that. However, let it be known that if I do get the information, I will forward it to trans lifeline so they can send you a personalized thank you for your donation.

Nobody is going to listen to what you have to say if you don't talk like a normal person. Running every layer of commentary through this irony gimmick is very annoying.

 

[AbyssGazer]

I will buy a shirt if you cash out the payment in $1 bills, stuff it inside a troons rancid amhole, then take a picture of that and make another shirt print.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

You lost me when you said I couldnt send money to based people

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I cringed so hard I almost dropped my phone.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Why support a literal stochastic terrorist when you could buy it from me, for less money!

Because he lets me say no-no words on the cyberwebs

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

https://thegrillcast.creator-spring.com/

>IP Grabber

 

[Markass the Worst]

this is about supporting trans lives

ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TO THE CHARITY KNOWN AS TRANS LIFELINE

>same "charity" whose negligence resulted in 2 trannies death
Yeah ok bud.

>IP Grabber

You should be browsing the Internet with VPN or TOR anyway. It's good hygiene.

 

[Bing Chilling]

now this is based, seize the means of production away from the oppressors (the blockland basher)

 

[Robert Fagot]

No 6XL?

 

[Agent Sandoval]

Amazing! Now we just need a purchase tracker for each merch run so we can see whether some random retard on the internet can beat out The Grillcast in sales.

 

[LurkingLunk]

I hope Josh takes away your grilling spatula. May your patties be flipped poorly

 

[Neetorino]

Nigga the lazy fucking png you used has the wrinkles from the real shirt. You're trying to sell people knockoff merch that is permanently wrinkled. That alone should be reason enough not to buy your cheap shit, I'd be embarrassed to go outside wearing it.

 

[Moss Monster]

This is very funny, and I don't think anyone should stop you, but the reason I'd buy a shirt from Jewsh and not you is that I trust Jewsh more with my payment and personal details, since he has more to lose. Also your shirts are worse.
Unfortunately this will mean he can afford more pizza days to fuel his criminal stalking and harrassment cult.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

This isn’t about not being a retarded faggot, this is about supporting trans lives whilst also getting a sweet t-shirt. I've got to commend the artist I stole artwork from, they did a great job!

Idk if I can see addresses or information since teespring fills the order. I have nothing to do with that. However, let it be known that if I do get the information, I will forward it to trans lifeline so they can send you a personalized thank you for your donation.

FIFY

 

[Sprate Header]

>IP Grabber

You're retarded.

I hope Josh takes away your grilling spatula. May your patties be flipped poorly

Well I hope Josh takes his entire grill! Then he'd just be The cast™ and I would laugh at him for having a dumb name like The cast™.