Kiwi High 2: Kiwi State University

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OK, Folks. You made it through Senior Year of Kiwi High. Now that you graduated, it's time to make a big decision regarding your future. Those who flunked out will have no choice but to join the sperg-force, but for those of you who passed and sent off your applications, you have now received your acceptance letters to the illustrious Kiwi State University in order to continue your education and find your true calling in life.

This isn't High School anymore. At Kiwi State, you are considered legal adults and responsible for your own education, which includes choosing your major, signing up for classes, and applying for federal student aid (This is america, where education ain't free, pal.). KSU offers a wide variety of degree programs throughout multiple disciplines such as Humanities, the Arts, and Science and Engineering. At KSU, there is no limit to the subjects you are able to study.

Take a tour of KSU's historic campus. Visit the famous Chandler Hall, named after the founder of the school. Hungry? Then grab a bite to eat at the Spergatorium, where students can get great food and a chance to interact with each other. Looking to stay on campus? KSU has many options for housing to fit every budget from the sleeper quarters of Moleman Court to the more spacious rooms of the TJ Church Suites. Want to catch the big game? Students receive free admission to all KSU sporting events at Peppy Memorial Stadium to cheer on our team, The Fighting Sperglords.

At Kiwi State University, there are endless opportunities to achieve your academic dreams. Sign up for classes soon before the semester deadline starts.

Kiwi State University: "Autism vos liberaverit"
 
You'll have to fill out an application with our resident International Affairs officer /International Studies professor Mr. Siklic.
 
Can those who haven't gone(posted) to Kiwi High come to Kiwi State University?
 
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As long as Greendale shenanigans are inbound, I'm in. All I need is a Troy for hijinks, and a 7 person study group. Cool. Cool cool cool.
 

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Aw, but high school was the happiest time of my life :c

But at least University is too smart for teachers like Mr. Eli and Mr. Tyce.

*Burns Pokémon comics because those are too childish for college*
 
My dorm room is super cool! I can't wait to meet my roomies!
I'm going to take women's studies with professor Ahuviya Harel. I heard that all cis people fail.
 
Who left the shitty panties in the men's dorm restroom? That's fucking nasty.
 
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