Kiwi High: The Thread

[Glaive]

Let's see...this year it looks like my class schedule is going to be

Period 1: Anarchy 101 with Professor Andrews
Period 2: Law with Professor Chandler
Period 3: Physical Ed with Coach Connors

Lunch Break with Fatman

Period 4: Caving with Professor Stiles
Period 5: Sex Ed with Professor F.Schmidt (with teacher intern Marjan)
Period 6: Geek Squad Certified PC Repair with Professor Geis

Who else is looking forward to their year at Kiwi High?
Any teachers, clubs, students, rivals, or drama you've heard of?

 

[hm yeah]

on the last day of my high school finals, a girl brought in a water bottle that was actually full of vodka.

wise girl.

 

[Rio]

Personally I'm really looking forward to economics with Darksydephil, but I'm not sure about music with professor Chris Chandler

Of course I'd like to try out for cheerleaders, but prof. Jace Connors is having none of it. He keeps insisting that it's gay and then throwing up.

 

[exball]

I am afraid of Waifu and her Tunnel Snakes gang.

 

[hm yeah]

chris chandler should be the principal

 

[EI 903]

Psh, all the upper-class rich kids go to COW University across town.

 

[Cubanodun]

i only want to bully people to hide my insecurities

 

[hm yeah]

wogglebuglover should teach philosophy or english literature or something

 

[LegoTugboat]

I've heard that Professor Andrews is also teaching English, so that should be a highlight.

 

[TM Ambrose]

So I heard Dr./Coach Conners is also teaching Government. Is this true?

 

[The Knife]

Now taking applications for the clique of bitchy pretty girls who all secretly hate one another. I always wanted to be in that group.

 

[exball]

Fatman is the coolest kid on campus.

 

[Conrix]

I'd be the introverted, somewhat angsty sperg who plays JRPGs and shooters, as well as having mostly decent grades.

 

[TL 611]

Yo any of you guys wanna buy some weed

 

[hm yeah]

pixyteri should teach home econ

 

[Fialovy]

Weeeeeeeeeell this year Dun and I are gonna try to run for Homecoming King and Queen so you guys all better watch out!

 

[morganna]

I'm not sure about our new Home EC teacher...

Spoiler: NSFLife

[EDIT: hm yeah beat me to the punch. Great minds think alike!]

 

[WonkeyDong]

Phoenix wright as the law teacher,cause why the hell not

 

[TM Ambrose]

Don't forget mathematics and statistics with Brad Watson. I heard he's somehow related to Einstein.

Quick question: Does the school have a pool so that Prof. Chandler can have wet and wild times with some of the students?

 

[The Knife]

I'm not sure about our new Home EC teacher...

Spoiler: NSFLife

[EDIT: hm yeah beat me to the punch. Great minds think alike!]

She can teach us how to remove menstrual blood stains from a pair of nylon undies!