kiwi thanksgiving thread

[CatParty]

 

[Pina Colada]

All the better to schedule your proctology exams!

 

[NQ 952]

I'm thankful for all of the shitposts the mods let me get away with.

 

[Quijibo69]

I'm thankful whitey stole land from the Indians.

 

[Lurkman]

I'm thankful for Kiwi Farms.

 

[Dr.Research]

I'm thankful there's a place on the Internet where I can laugh at idiots with people of all races, religions, nationalities and political affiliations. Truly, we are family.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I'm thankful for Donald Trump and all the delicious salt from lolcows he gave us.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I'm thankful to Null for steadfastly deflecting all threats and attacks from autismal spastics and their lawlsuits against the farms.

 

[MysticMisty]

The only known real-life encounter I had with a SJW was the day before Thanksgiving around ten years ago. I accompanied my mom to pick up our fresh turkey to see how packed the store would be, and it very much was. So we're checking out and I can kinda sorta hear the cashier next to us ask this middle-aged woman if she's getting ready for Thanksgiving too. This is not an unreasonable question when there's a hundred people there picking up turkeys, veggies, and pies for tomorrow's feast, but she might as well asked the woman if she's Hitler's reincarnation. The woman yells at the cashier for assuming such a thing and then starts to shout loud enough for the entire store to hear that by celebrating Thanksgiving we're celebrating the genocide and relocation of Indians and we should be fucking ashamed of ourselves (she had some sort of European accent, maybe German). Bitch angrily walked out of the store in a huff and I was so sorely tempted to call out "Happy Thanksgiving" to her. I still kick myself about it sometimes too.

And as a bonus I'll continue my yearly tradition of posting the parade aftermath that would trigger Chris:

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I'm thankful for the racial harmony, piety, and gladness that the original Thanksgiving represented- before gold discoveries, chaos and broken peace treaties. The *ideal* of Thanksgiving is what America should be: everyone of every race getting along and being friends with each other. May America return to that first Thanksgiving, and may we all celebrate plentiful food and brotherhood!

 

[Count groudon]

I decided to celebrate turkey day in the same manner as my glorious ancestors, by going to the local Indian reservation and pissing on their blankets.

Ok so my family came here from Ireland or whatever so ancestors doesn't have much to do with it, but it's still a fun way to spend an afternoon.

 

[WW 635]

The real Thanksgiving was in October.

 

[DNJACK]

yeah, i rated him late for that