Kiwibrained traits - on another episode of spergo-psychology

If you’ve ever referred to milk as tard-cum…ya might be a kiwi!

If the address 4210 Wolfetown Rd makes you laugh….ya might be a kiwi!

If you get offended by someone calling you an exceptional person…ya just might be a kiwi!
 
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Compulsively lying about horrible things jannies have done to you.
 
-Always being keen for lolcow traits in people irl
-Rating the accomplishments of your co-workers with "gem" and "coal"
-Being autistic
 
If you click on a headline and feel an overwhelming desire to shitpost in the linked thread

You MAY be a kiwi
 
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When ever someone says something "x will never be y" I instantly think of the "You will never be a woman. You have no womb..etc" but I adopt it in my head for whatever is going on.

Last one a few days ago was my cousin saying "that car will never win on a corner." which my brain continued "you have no turbo, you have no dsl. You were made in a crude mockery of a GP3 but you are just a Vectra in a dress" .

Always makes me laugh.
 
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How dare you mother fuckers neg-rate me. Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2023, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
 
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