KiwiDates - When, Josh??

[Radical Cadre]

When are you going to implement KiwiDates, Josh? When will you begin matching us with our soulmates? It is not a professional disaster. This is your charge! You must produce more [Yes! My lovequest is finally over!] trophies. 100 points, Josh. 100 points!!

 

[TheRetardKing]

Dates... haven't ate one in a while.

 

[Vingle]

Kiwiholes?

 

[Ramborambo]

Kiwi Farmers Only dot Com?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

SWM seeking woman for good times.
Must be able to move couches, and like holes in the basement, and applying lotion on its skin.
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.

 

[Justtocheck]

DM Vax card or no go with me

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I wouldn't fuck any degenerate that has an account on this site, and neither should any of you.

 

[Liber Pater]

WANT WOMAN

 

[Ramborambo]

I've never had a partner that I can bitch about niggers and kikes to while in bed, tho. Might be fun.

 

[MrTroll]

I wouldn't even consider dating anyone with less than 15k stickers. Also, a combined 1/3 of them or better must be "winner", "semper fidelis", or "drink". Anyone with over 500 "autistic" or "dumb" stickers is instantly disqualified.

 

[Maskull]

All i ask is that you be a natal female. You don't have to have all your limbs or teeth or whatever.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Matchmaking Kiwis is truly the most dangerous game.

 

[Ramborambo]

I wouldn't even consider dating anyone with less than 15k stickers. Also, a combined 1/3 of them or better must be "winner", "semper fidelis", or "drink". Anyone with over 500 "autistic" or "dumb" stickers is instantly disqualified.

What if I take my teeth out?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

You don't have to have all your limbs or teeth or whatever.

Why am I not surprised to find a nuggetfucker on the Farms?

 

[Maskull]

Why am I not surprised to find a nuggetfucker on the Farms?

Damn… now that you mention it an onahole is basically the perfect woman.

 

[Cow-Chan]

I would sooner perform a uterine enema with mint tooth paste than date anyone from this ball of chaos and madness

 

[Marissa Moira]

I would sooner perform a uterine enema with mint tooth paste than date anyone from this ball of chaos and madness

coward, I bet you like men

 

[Cow-Chan]

coward, I bet you like men

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Dates... haven't ate one in a while.

But do they go well with kiwi fruit?

 

[Xenomorph]

I say the ladies bid on the men here.
Kiwi Farms male beauty pageant and meat-market.