Kiwis, what's stopping you from looking like this?

[Quantum Diabetes]

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Skin color.

 

[lurk_moar]

Two X chromosomes.

 

[Canoodler]

I don't have fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[Furret]

Who said I don't?

 

[A Gay Retard]

beta incel genetics

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Being close to 30

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

Race.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm not a Mormon vampire.

 

[Niggernerd]

Lack of v-card

 

[Pimpleking55]

My daddy's belt buckle.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Slightly better genetics and a slightly worse sense of fashion.

 

[JamusActimus]

Two X chromosomes.

Just give one away to children in need retard