kyle Rittenhouse trial recap?

[Game master arino]

Since I dont want to shit up the Kyle thread any further does anyone have a good recap of the trial so far? I would watch NBC on youtube but they and the AP are editing out all the good parts. And I dont have the time to watch a bunch of 7 hour streams because I am not a neet.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Some slimy retards argue while some kid's life is getting wrecked. The case shouldn't even be in a court, but now months from the kid's life were turned into hell.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I can honestly see him getting convicted. I havent kept up with proceedings massively, but I've heard the jury looks to be just as under the influence by violent nogs and Antifags as the Chauvin trial was.

It's time to take the void pill.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I havent kept up with proceedings massively, but I've heard the jury looks to be just as under the influence by violent nogs and Antifags as the Chauvin trial was.

You should really watch it rather than "hear" about it.

@Game master arino The prosecution is shooting themselves in the foot and is on thin ice for almost forcing the judge to rule a mistrial.

 

[Dona Morte]

To words: Malicious prosecution.

 

[Game master arino]

You should really watch it rather than "hear" about it.

@Game master arino The prosecution is shooting themselves in the foot and is on thin ice for almost forcing the judge to rule a mistrial.

yeah but are there any videos of the trial that cut out all the boring parts?

 

[NigKid]

yeah but are there any videos of the trial that cut out all the boring parts?

Just watch the clip where the witness torpedoes the entire argument of the prosecution.
The judge hates the DA the DA hates the judge, DA showed kyles tiktok Account and asked him about call of duty, it's an autism fest like no other but still kind of boring because court.

 

[Justtocheck]

@Game master arino you should really watch the prosecution opening statement and defense opening statement and Kyle on the stand. It's worth the full view. That's a pretty good summary.

There are witnesses that are pretty irrelevant. The most relevant one would be Grosskwrotz. And also the medical examiner. But really if you watch the openings and Kyle you'll be pretty covered. Also, I know it seems like 6 hours of the Kyle trial is a lot, but just skip the breaks and judge blabble to make it shorter. Get to his statements.

 

[King Fructose]

kid went pew pew pew and now a bunch of nignogs are gonna put him behind bars

 

[Solid Snek]

A good summary:

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

This is the single best recap of the entire trial.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

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‘Cause you're only a man
And a man's gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
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And you can have your dreams!
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Around!
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Starin' out in the cloud
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Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
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Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the Best!
Around!
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
Fight ‘til you drop
Never stop
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Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
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[StarDreamer2002]

Kyle is a racist and even when not going to jail, he is traumatised for life and therefore got what he deserved.

 

[Jones McCann]

The good guys won.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Kid defends himself from mob, shoots three guys, internet begins shrieking for his blood, half of them somehow believing the guys he shot were black, the other half essentially outing themselves as pedophile apologists.

Kid is found not guilty on all counts, internet split between shrieking for his blood, seething/coping and trying to find ways to ruin his life.

But for us, it was Tuesday.