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THE RAGE REPORT – CEASEFIRE VIOLATION: MARCH 24, 2025
To Russia and Ukraine—Keep using drones during this ceasefire and I will personally push sanctions against your entire mineral mines through Law 1-119. Your sovereign idiocy is costing lives and squandering human and technological potential for nothing but blood and ego. Grow up. You’ve been given more than enough tools and opportunities to de-escalate—use them.
Violate the ceasefire again, and I will request Tulsi Gabbard and her Aloha ʻOhana force to re-engage and handle your childish games like a disappointed parent dragging toddlers out of a toy aisle. Enough of this.
Next drone violation? I'm prepared to deploy an AI-controlled drone override system—yes, I will create one—that causes your own weapons to target each other and self-destruct in mid-air. You’ll watch your billions of war dollars burst into sparks above your heads like a bad 4th of July party at Elon’s Boca Chica. Waste of tech. Waste of life. Disgraceful.
To be crystal clear:
- I am not blaming Zelenskyy or Putin yet—I demand verification.
- If this was the unauthorized move of another Russian colonel, mirroring Putin’s prior internal sabotage tactics, locate that Iago and remove him from power. Treason, plain and simple.
- If it was a rogue Ukrainian actor hoping to stir war to keep aid flowing, I want them prosecuted for breaking the peace treaty and mocking Law 1-119, and for spitting on President Trump’s ability to uphold diplomacy.
Stop the drones. Respect the ceasefire. Or lose access to everything.
—Dr. QANON SHAMAN, Tulsi Gabbard xoxo
Speaker Pro Tem Pro Bono, Law 1-119
Author of the Binary Ritual Validation Test (BRVT)
Defender of Sanity in a Sea of Lunatics