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Meet Leo Laporte, a real stand up guy.
Formerly of the cult-classic The Screen Savers on TechTV, Leo Laporte is a long time radio show host of The Tech Guy broadcast on KFI 640 AM in Los Angeles and syndicated by Premiere Networks and is the host of the now-flailing TWiT Podcast network. He attempts to sell a family-friendly persona making "Leo" to be a father-figure character, but if you've been around him at all you know he's a pretty big pervert.
Not that there's anything wrong with liking sex, it's just, well, Leo has a hard time keeping his dick in his pants. Literally. He has a really hard time separating his personal life from his work life and will, more often than you think, "accidentally" show off his penis on air.
Many of the images here are credit to Total Drama an extremely autistic website dedicated to tracking things such as Leo Laporte's dick.
This isn't just a one time occurrence. Leo has a long history of showing off his midget dick. In a reddit AMA he asked if someone would like to see him stream in his underwear
That's not all, though. In addition to showing off his midget missile he apparently likes showing off his mistresses (now his wife's) vagina on his Apple watch. While the whole name isn't visible, you can clearly see the name "Lisa K"
If you want to see the whole video check out the post
Who is Lisa K, you ask? That's none other than Lisa Kentzall, CEO of TWiT.tv. Leo loves him some Lisa.
So, why is Leo a cow? Well, outside of showing off his personal sex life way too often on air, Leo & co. have been having some financial troubles recently, and most of them stem from shitty business planning.
TWiT was originally recorded in the cottage home of Laporte, where he would normally do The Tech Guy, but after growing Leo decided that he would do a Kickstarter-like campaign (except not on Kickstarter) and use viewer money to buy a building they could produce TWiT and their various other shows out of.
Only they never bought anything. They leased a $1.2 million building for 4 years. But, in the grand tradition of every shitty Kickstarter reward, if you paid for TWiT to have a new studio you got your name on a brick that they would install in the new studio - and the more you paid the bigger the brick!
Only they're no longer around. Because TWiT had to move. Leo never said outright that the lease was too expensive, but let's be honest: that shit was too expensive for a shitty podcast.
After 4 years TWiT had to move. This time to the Eastside Studios, a smaller, more economical location with a 10 year lease - which Leo has expressed his unhappiness with multiple times on air.
To help pay for all of this Leo's doing boner pill ads now.
This is clearly a financial downturn, which has lead to a remarkable cash grab: TWiT.tv is Suing Twitter for Breach of Contract and Trademark Violation almost 10 years after Twitter started.
I'd love to get @AnOminous' opinion on the TWiT trademark case, considering that literally nobody knows what the fuck TWiT.tv is and Twitter has co-existed with TWiT for almost 10 years. Also, this gem from the filed lawsuit:
That's Leo Laporte, Mr. Midget Missile himself.
Formerly of the cult-classic The Screen Savers on TechTV, Leo Laporte is a long time radio show host of The Tech Guy broadcast on KFI 640 AM in Los Angeles and syndicated by Premiere Networks and is the host of the now-flailing TWiT Podcast network. He attempts to sell a family-friendly persona making "Leo" to be a father-figure character, but if you've been around him at all you know he's a pretty big pervert.
Not that there's anything wrong with liking sex, it's just, well, Leo has a hard time keeping his dick in his pants. Literally. He has a really hard time separating his personal life from his work life and will, more often than you think, "accidentally" show off his penis on air.
Many of the images here are credit to Total Drama an extremely autistic website dedicated to tracking things such as Leo Laporte's dick.
This isn't just a one time occurrence. Leo has a long history of showing off his midget dick. In a reddit AMA he asked if someone would like to see him stream in his underwear
That's not all, though. In addition to showing off his midget missile he apparently likes showing off his mistresses (now his wife's) vagina on his Apple watch. While the whole name isn't visible, you can clearly see the name "Lisa K"
If you want to see the whole video check out the post
Who is Lisa K, you ask? That's none other than Lisa Kentzall, CEO of TWiT.tv. Leo loves him some Lisa.
This is a list of either Google voice searches or dictations from Leo.
So, why is Leo a cow? Well, outside of showing off his personal sex life way too often on air, Leo & co. have been having some financial troubles recently, and most of them stem from shitty business planning.
TWiT was originally recorded in the cottage home of Laporte, where he would normally do The Tech Guy, but after growing Leo decided that he would do a Kickstarter-like campaign (except not on Kickstarter) and use viewer money to buy a building they could produce TWiT and their various other shows out of.
Only they never bought anything. They leased a $1.2 million building for 4 years. But, in the grand tradition of every shitty Kickstarter reward, if you paid for TWiT to have a new studio you got your name on a brick that they would install in the new studio - and the more you paid the bigger the brick!
Only they're no longer around. Because TWiT had to move. Leo never said outright that the lease was too expensive, but let's be honest: that shit was too expensive for a shitty podcast.
After 4 years TWiT had to move. This time to the Eastside Studios, a smaller, more economical location with a 10 year lease - which Leo has expressed his unhappiness with multiple times on air.
To help pay for all of this Leo's doing boner pill ads now.
This is clearly a financial downturn, which has lead to a remarkable cash grab: TWiT.tv is Suing Twitter for Breach of Contract and Trademark Violation almost 10 years after Twitter started.
I'd love to get @AnOminous' opinion on the TWiT trademark case, considering that literally nobody knows what the fuck TWiT.tv is and Twitter has co-existed with TWiT for almost 10 years. Also, this gem from the filed lawsuit:
Laporte and TWiT continued forward with the use of the TWIT mark and did not take steps otherwise to protect its rights
That's Leo Laporte, Mr. Midget Missile himself.