Let's Come Up With Awesome/Bizarre/Over the Top Band Names

[Pharaoh Fungus]

Let's have a thread where we come up with awesome/bizarre/over the top band names. For extra fun you can even list what genre the band could be. I'll start:

Jewkike Glownigger
Glowies (I'm saving this for my Ska band I hope to form someday)
Monkey Handjob
Skinwalker Holocaust
Fungal Apocalypse
Sharkpocalypse
A Good Day to Die Long and Hard
4Horsemen
Stygian Overdrive
Infernal Hurricane
Temple of Anubis
Moon Cricket Machinations
Raccoon Overlords
Empire of Drop Bears
Skeleton Supreme

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Total Nigger Afterlife

 

[Chongqing]

Microwave Weapon.
I also think Keffals would be a good band name.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Crabby Git and the really old cockbags

 

[The Backwards Man]

Chucks fuck and suck

 

[BirdUp]

sam and the niggerinos

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Mephalica

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

you want over the top? i'll start: Megadeath
oh wait...

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Obliteration Circumcision

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I would like to list two existing band names just so we know what's the bar that this thread has to hit:
- Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus
- Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Traverty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Rainbow Nazi Deathsquad

 

[Uncle Sid]

Autopsy-turvey.

 

[gobble gobble squawk]

Band name and their debut album.. Or would be if it wasn't a nineties deathmetal band caricature.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Rabid Unicorns
Graveyard Shift
Pickle-Suited Niggos

 

[My Name is Ed]

I would like to list two existing band names just so we know what's the bar that this thread has to hit:
- Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus
- Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Traverty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages

Since we're naming bands like they're manga, let's just name it to "My Wife Caught Me Fucking Our Baby After The Abortion Clinic Let Us Keep It".

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Since we're naming bands like they're manga, let's just name it to "My Wife Caught Me Fucking Our Baby After The Abortion Clinic Let Us Keep It".

to be fair that's just slamming brutal death metal or deathcore autism

 

[Cats]

my solo goregrind project is called Raped By A Fetus

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Leslie Nope Sex Pants

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Shit Cupcake

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Shart in a G-String