Let's get down to business

[Male]

Alright people, I don't like you and you don't like me.
But we share a common enemy see? That's CWC.
I'll be honest, I wasn't sure that I'd get this far so uh...

Ok well my plan involves building another Game Place sorta like a Trojan Horse, we'll wheel barrel the structure over to his house, and when he sees it and shits his pants...that will be our signal to ambush him and beat him with vibrating bats. We'll scream "Bruise much, FAG!?" Finally we'll give him the atomic wedgies to end all wedgies, the poo will reach up to his hair, which will cover up that bald spot he's developing.
And then we'll pull out the keurig, throw it into the window and run away as it's explosion will engulf the house in flames, we won't even look at the explosion! RIP AND TEAR BARBeque 2014!
We'll play this song:
[youtube]jkDvZ2GlwsM[/youtube]
And then when Chris posts on FB about how the trolls shattered his soul we'll strike back with comments such as "lol can't blame your autism for this"

 

[CWCissey]

TO DEFEAT! THE HUNS!

Beat you all...

 

[José Mourinho]

Why can't we just roll Chris in a carpet and throw him off a bridge?

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Alright people, I don't like you and you don't like me.
But we share a common enemy see? That's CWC.
I'll be honest, I wasn't sure that I'd get this far so uh...

Ok well my plan involves building another Game Place sorta like a Trojan Horse, we'll wheel barrel the structure over to his house, and when he sees it and shits his pants...that will be our signal to ambush him and beat him with vibrating bats. We'll scream "Bruise much, FAG!?" Finally we'll give him the atomic wedgies to end all wedgies, the poo will reach up to his hair, which will cover up that bald spot he's developing.
And then we'll pull out the keurig, throw it into the window and run away as it's explosion will engulf the house in flames, we won't even look at the explosion! RIP AND TEAR BARBeque 2014!
We'll play this song:
[youtube]jkDvZ2GlwsM[/youtube]
And then when Chris posts on FB about how the trolls shattered his soul we'll strike back with comments such as "lol can't blame your autism for this"

Does Chris even know what a Trojan horse is? He'd probably think it was a giant Poke A Mans if not.

 

[Cotton Pudding]

I suggest sending in a highly trained hit squad of pickle men armed with penny shooters to finish him off while screaming "Sonichu is dead!"

A job of this level requires the utmost strategic planning.

 

[champthom]

Here's what we do:

We should all realize that this FAT FUCK is not forever... One of these days, he's going to get dick slapped by a homosexual black man, and then he is going to kill himself on the youtube in shame (accidentally I might add, because we know he couldn't technically do it himself). That is, after he pulls his pants down in church and uploads it to the internet in order to prove that he is straight. So when the time comes for his inevitable burial.

So that's why we must form a DEATH DAY PARTY for our friend, Christian Weston Chandler. I'm saying we should IRL crash & raid his funeral, turning it into a "FUN!"-eral, wearing Guy Fawkes masks and pickle suits and all "PARTY HARD!!!" with loud music, free food, and drink. Flamboyant homosexuals are utmost welcome .

We should spend the time there giving all these "sincere" mementos and speeches about how Christian sucked and how the state of Virginia will be better off without him and how the mysterious smell has finally dissipated!

Most importantly, the "big speech", we must recite his entire life and all his failures to everyone there, starting from his failure to say mommie (MUNKY!) to his creation Sonichu, to the inevitable future moment when he pulls his pants down in church and gets heroically raped by a homosexual black man.

Then, after we finish telling our audience every single minor detail, complete with projector screens showing every CWC video from the CWCville library youtube channel, in chronological order I may add, we will all proceed to spit, fart, piss, shit, and masturbate on his tombstone, kicking it and screaming "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" and write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on the headstone while other may pour pickles and tartar sauce all over his grave. Firecrackers are also a necessity, I would suggest lighting them off at the start of our raid, as hundreds of picklemen storm the gates open blasting confetti over bystanders.

I'd itch to dig up the corpse and set it on fire but I digress that to be too much, because the smell of burning ASS and AXE would be FAR too much to handle. However I will say by the time we start to close out we will bring forth the shattered remains of his treasured Sonichu medallion. We sprinkle the hardened crayola model magic shards on the mess of pickles and tartar sauce like nuts on a sundae. The cherry. you may ask? His high school ring.

After we're done, and everybody cheers us for our grand show, we pass out political activist pamphlets for abortion and against welfare , for we must educate America on how to prevent fucktards.

And thus, the first, and last CWC convention. It would be the perfect spot for the first and last "CWC"-con, with major trolling celebrities welcome to come. The red carpet should definitely be rolled out for Blue Spike and Liquid Chris. In the course of the main events, such as the "big speech", panels will be held by the likes of veterans trolling celebrities and JULAY! fags alike.

[Note - this isn't my idea, but obviously the greatest post in Spergatory ever]

 

[Cotton Pudding]

I nominate Champ as the master of ceremony for this stupendous occasion!

 

[Dormiebasne]

Here's what we do:

We should all realize that this FAT FUCK is not forever... One of these days, he's going to get dick slapped by a homosexual black man, and then he is going to kill himself on the youtube in shame (accidentally I might add, because we know he couldn't technically do it himself). That is, after he pulls his pants down in church and uploads it to the internet in order to prove that he is straight. So when the time comes for his inevitable burial.

So that's why we must form a DEATH DAY PARTY for our friend, Christian Weston Chandler. I'm saying we should IRL crash & raid his funeral, turning it into a "FUN!"-eral, wearing Guy Fawkes masks and pickle suits and all "PARTY HARD!!!" with loud music, free food, and drink. Flamboyant homosexuals are utmost welcome .

We should spend the time there giving all these "sincere" mementos and speeches about how Christian sucked and how the state of Virginia will be better off without him and how the mysterious smell has finally dissipated!

Most importantly, the "big speech", we must recite his entire life and all his failures to everyone there, starting from his failure to say mommie (MUNKY!) to his creation Sonichu, to the inevitable future moment when he pulls his pants down in church and gets heroically raped by a homosexual black man.

Then, after we finish telling our audience every single minor detail, complete with projector screens showing every CWC video from the CWCville library youtube channel, in chronological order I may add, we will all proceed to spit, fart, piss, shit, and masturbate on his tombstone, kicking it and screaming "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" and write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on the headstone while other may pour pickles and tartar sauce all over his grave. Firecrackers are also a necessity, I would suggest lighting them off at the start of our raid, as hundreds of picklemen storm the gates open blasting confetti over bystanders.

I'd itch to dig up the corpse and set it on fire but I digress that to be too much, because the smell of burning ASS and AXE would be FAR too much to handle. However I will say by the time we start to close out we will bring forth the shattered remains of his treasured Sonichu medallion. We sprinkle the hardened crayola model magic shards on the mess of pickles and tartar sauce like nuts on a sundae. The cherry. you may ask? His high school ring.

After we're done, and everybody cheers us for our grand show, we pass out political activist pamphlets for abortion and against welfare , for we must educate America on how to prevent fucktards.

And thus, the first, and last CWC convention. It would be the perfect spot for the first and last "CWC"-con, with major trolling celebrities welcome to come. The red carpet should definitely be rolled out for Blue Spike and Liquid Chris. In the course of the main events, such as the "big speech", panels will be held by the likes of veterans trolling celebrities and JULAY! fags alike.

[Note - this isn't my idea, but obviously the greatest post in Spergatory ever]

Spoiler: Champ's post in audio form

 

[Burned Man]

Here's what we do:

We should all realize that this FAT FUCK is not forever... One of these days, he's going to get dick slapped by a homosexual black man, and then he is going to kill himself on the youtube in shame (accidentally I might add, because we know he couldn't technically do it himself). That is, after he pulls his pants down in church and uploads it to the internet in order to prove that he is straight. So when the time comes for his inevitable burial.

So that's why we must form a DEATH DAY PARTY for our friend, Christian Weston Chandler. I'm saying we should IRL crash & raid his funeral, turning it into a "FUN!"-eral, wearing Guy Fawkes masks and pickle suits and all "PARTY HARD!!!" with loud music, free food, and drink. Flamboyant homosexuals are utmost welcome .

We should spend the time there giving all these "sincere" mementos and speeches about how Christian sucked and how the state of Virginia will be better off without him and how the mysterious smell has finally dissipated!

Most importantly, the "big speech", we must recite his entire life and all his failures to everyone there, starting from his failure to say mommie (MUNKY!) to his creation Sonichu, to the inevitable future moment when he pulls his pants down in church and gets heroically raped by a homosexual black man.

Then, after we finish telling our audience every single minor detail, complete with projector screens showing every CWC video from the CWCville library youtube channel, in chronological order I may add, we will all proceed to spit, fart, piss, shit, and masturbate on his tombstone, kicking it and screaming "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" and write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on the headstone while other may pour pickles and tartar sauce all over his grave. Firecrackers are also a necessity, I would suggest lighting them off at the start of our raid, as hundreds of picklemen storm the gates open blasting confetti over bystanders.

I'd itch to dig up the corpse and set it on fire but I digress that to be too much, because the smell of burning ASS and AXE would be FAR too much to handle. However I will say by the time we start to close out we will bring forth the shattered remains of his treasured Sonichu medallion. We sprinkle the hardened crayola model magic shards on the mess of pickles and tartar sauce like nuts on a sundae. The cherry. you may ask? His high school ring.

After we're done, and everybody cheers us for our grand show, we pass out political activist pamphlets for abortion and against welfare , for we must educate America on how to prevent fucktards.

And thus, the first, and last CWC convention. It would be the perfect spot for the first and last "CWC"-con, with major trolling celebrities welcome to come. The red carpet should definitely be rolled out for Blue Spike and Liquid Chris. In the course of the main events, such as the "big speech", panels will be held by the likes of veterans trolling celebrities and JULAY! fags alike.

[Note - this isn't my idea, but obviously the greatest post in Spergatory ever]

I was waiting for this to show up here. I half expected this to be in the opening post. Good show.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Sweet I get to post this again.

 

[Male]

UPDATE
It just hit me: chris is a lolcow right? Why do we call him that? It's because he lactates!
So when Chris goes belly up into that great fishtank in the sky, he might lactate a heavy dose of COW milk! I suggest we get as much jugs as we can and collect all that tism milk as a memento for his fat ass.
We kept Einstein's brain in a jar, we kept Walt Disney's head in a block of ice, and now we will keep Christian Weston Chandler's Tit Milk in a jug.

 

[exball]

Yes.

 

[LOLlolcow]

And then when Chris posts on FB about how the trolls shattered his soul we'll strike back with comments such as "lol can't blame your autism for this"

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot...and you haven't got a clue

Surely we can kick the autistic harder than that...

 

[champthom]

UPDATE
It just hit me: chris is a lolcow right? Why do we call him that? It's because he lactates!
So when Chris goes belly up into that great fishtank in the sky, he might lactate a heavy dose of COW milk! I suggest we get as much jugs as we can and collect all that tism milk as a memento for his fat ass.
We kept Einstein's brain in a jar, we kept Walt Disney's head in a block of ice, and now we will keep Christian Weston Chandler's Tit Milk in a jug.

What if it's Chris's milk, not camel milk, that cures autism? MIND = BLOWN.

 

[Surtur]

What if it's Chris's milk, not camel milk, that cures autism? MIND = BLOWN.

I'm not milking him.

 

[KingofManga420]

Dig up Bob.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm paying off an orderly to feed him glass in the autistic group home.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if it's Chris's milk, not camel milk, that cures autism? MIND = BLOWN.

Chris' bodily fluids cure homosexuality, remember?

 

[exball]

I'm paying off an orderly to feed him glass in the autistic group home.