Let's run text through multiple languages on Google Translate - Post results

[Figuratively Stalin]

Exactly what the title says, let's run shit through multiple languages on Google Translate until it becomes gibberish that has almost nothing to do with the original text.

For example I ran the shit was so cash copypasta through Google Translate and this is what I got.
Original:

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Google Translate:

Aloha
In January, my name was the best pharmacy in the world. There are many fans on Facebook, Facebook and the most popular
Then you can run faster. I want to thank Japanese businessmen for returning.
I have no body

Now let's run something not in English through Google. I decided to pick some lyrics because I'm lazy.
Original:

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen

Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
die Augenlider zu erpressen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
Dämonen Geister schwarze Feen
sie kriechen aus dem Kellerschacht
und werden unter euer Bettzeug sehen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
und stehlen eure kleinen heißen Tränen
sie warten bis der Mond erwacht
und drücken sie in meine kalten Venen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

English:

Now, dear children, pay attention
I am the voice from the pillow
I have brought you something
I ripped it from my chest

With this heart I have the power
to blackmail the eyelids
I sing until the day awakes
a bright light on the heavens
my heart burns

They come to you in the night
demons, ghosts, black fairies
they creep out of the cellar shaft
and will look under your bedding

Now, dear children, pay attention
I am the voice from the pillow
I have brought you something
a bright light on the heavens
my heart burns

They come to you in the night
and steal your small hot tears
they wait until the moon awakes
and put them in my cold veins

Now, dear children, pay attention
I am the voice from the pillow
I sing until the day awakes
a bright light on the heavens
my heart burns

My heart burns

Google Translate:

Help friends
I have talked
I have what i
My heart is

I have the power so that
In the following days, call
Courtesy
My heart hurts

It comes with you at night.
Small clothes
You cry
Watch you bet

Help friends
I have talked
I have what i
Courtesy
My heart hurts

It comes with you at night.
And bread
Monthly update
Goat

Help friends
I have talked In the following days, call
Courtesy

My heart hurts

This thread is educative and good for your children because you learn about the existence of languages no one fucking speaks.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Someone actually put the lyrics of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air through every language on Google Translate and sang it.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

If you say a big enough lie and repeat it often enough, you believe.
Do the big lie, do it with ease, move it and finally believe it.

 

[Cake Farts]

Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!

Without a fire,
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

And I see da ladies walking
Along one by one,
And I never wanna hear,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
(Tell me why)
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice,
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!

And I have no fire,
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…

Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
I so need a cute girl my age!
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"

Never say it, now!

After ten languages:

Halle! No name: Mireu-me!
Aztec attempt
Articles and articles,
Magdalena, Peru
Disfellowshipping - it's not for me.
"In the morning!"
Wag Weir, SI, La Cenora Camina
For a long time
Escoltaré
"In the morning!"
What does he say to each one of them?
VCC and the loss of sin!
What does he say to each one of them?
Of course! No name: it's important!
What does he say to each one of them?
Nameless: Mail delivery.
"In the morning!"
Requirements: Email address
Magdalena, Peru
Disfellowshipping - it's not for me.
"In the morning!"
What does he say to each one of them?
VCC and the loss of sin!
(Hide me, all)
Of course! No name: it's important!
(Hide me, all)
Nameless: Mail delivery.
"In the morning!"
Are you upset?
Unemployed: Does Aconseguex deal with Bonami? (Deep, SI!)
Do not be afraid.
I can not join Peru.
Laundry: Solitaire is a great reason!
Requirements: Email address
Magdalena, Peru
no
Value ...
Listen I Leave!
He is not a good man!
Nameless: Mail delivery.
"In the morning!"
What does he say to each one of them?
VCC and the loss of sin!
(Hide me, all)
Of course! No name: it's important!
Nameless: Mail delivery.
"In the morning!"
What does he say to each one of them?
VCC and the loss of sin!
Of course! No name: it's important!
Nameless: Mail delivery.
"In the morning!"
volcano

Is this the fabled language only autists speak?

 

[Slamerella]

Let's try one of my favorite Pokemon Stadium.
"Taken down at the word go!"

Spoiler

Spanish
Tomado en la palabra ir!
Taken on the word go!

Yiddish
גענומען אויף די וואָרט גיין!
Took on the word go!

Igbo
Jide na okwu ahụ!
Hold fast to the word!

 

[ughbugkillme]

I went from,
"Hey bros, it's ya boy Miner Man 21 here and today we'll play some Call of duty" to "Red Brooch, You're A Men Miner 21 Your Task Today"
Technology has truly advanced, hasn't it, boys?

 

[Gutpuke]

Harry then did fly his meteor through space, [DragonForce starts playing] punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars.

All the meteors have gone. [Dragonforce Begins] Vampire stars hit the punch fist during past and catastrophes. The game struck on June 6, and the game changed. Now I have a vampire in March.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I think I failed on my first try: "dattebayo" translated to Haitian Creole...is the same thing.

 

[Caesare]

English:

I want hot, steamy relations.
I want hot, steamy relations.
Baby don't try my patience,
I've got an erection and a pocket full of protection.

I want to bend you over, lay you down in the grass, get you buck naked, and drive right in that ass.

I want to bust you open, and go on in, as soon as I start to nut, I start to, start to grin.

English to German to Albanian to English:

I want hot, steamy relationships. I want hot, steamy relationships. Baby, do not try my patience, I have a snowball and a protective bag.

I want to bend you, put you in the grass, boast bare and dive directly into this ass.

I want to break you and continue, as soon as I start to enjoy myself, I start laughing.

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

I think I failed on my first try: "dattebayo" translated to Haitian Creole...is the same thing.

Put だってばよ instead, it's the exact same thing but in hiragana. Maybe it'll get translated that way.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Original:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

English to Russian to Welsh to French to English again:

What have you just fucked me, are there any? I want you to know that I graduated from Sea Seals class and have been involved in a number of mysterious raids on Al Qaeda and have more than 300 kill checks. I practice the gorillskoy war and I am a sniper in all US military forces. You are nothing to me but another goal. I'm going to destroy you, damn her, with eternal precision that has never been seen on Earth, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can stop telling me on the Internet? Think about it, you're bastard. When we talk, I connect my secret network of US spies, and your IP address can now be tracked, so you can better prepare for the storm, the larvae. There is a storm that squeezes the incredible thing you call your life. You're dead, man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, and these are just my bare hands. I am not just an intense training in hand-to-hand combat, but I have access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, and I will use it as a unit to dry you up with the poor of the continent. Your little hood If you could know that the abusive dialogue, your little "smart" attention was to fight you, you may have kept your fucking language. But you could not, did you, and now you pay for the price, you will be damned. I'll shoot you with a hinge and drown it. You are dead, dead.

English to Latin to Dutch to Scots Gaelic translated into English again.

What do you say just about it, not a small dog! I graduated my upper class. I do not know the Navy Rails, and I'm involved in many secret attacks on the Al-Qaeda, and over 300 of the attacks are reinforced. It is my own, and it was used, in the highest point, and in the war everyone was trying to make American troops. Now there's nothing, not just one of my target areas. Sound with both the shape and the like, which have never been seen before on this ground, watch my word page. Do you think you can be away from an internet device? think it's just fuckin '. There will be a network of contacts, consumers in the US and if we are talking right now, it's better to keep the worms up. Take the storm with the storm, with your kids. You're fucking a dead child. You can not move seven weeks to move bare hands. If you could know what you should talk to bring your "virtual" blog to you, you may keep your secret language. But you could do it for yourself, you're now paying the price, badly unknowingly. There are times in strangers drowning over you. You cry Kidd dead.

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

hey baguettes

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world

We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions

I pay my bill
sometimes
I was just scared
But do not sin
villa
We did something
My eyes
It's me

My friends' things
And the last war will continue
These are
These are
I'm afraid you'll die
"We are the leaders of the world

I will receive my salary
Call my tent
You've done everything good and rich
Thank you for everything

But the bed is not necessary
It's fine
It's hard for everyone
And do not miss it

My friends' things
And the last war will continue
These are
These are
I'm afraid you'll die
"We are the leaders of the world

My friends' things
And the last war will continue
These are
These are
I'm afraid you'll die
"It's crazy

and yes, I did translate it into croatian

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Original:
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got myname) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related toGerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topicand I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.


Who the fuck even knows, I put it through so many languages:

The big titles, the purple-colored blue (I have my name) dark red Raven from the rage of the road, and her black hair, red eyes, many people have lost Amy, and does not say Not say (for example, the future of hell as they do not know ) is very good. Since the girl Gerald's mountain is wonderful, you, I wish I did. I am vampire with white tooth and straight. I have a white white skin. I was invited to school, and magic was called from UK Hugovese7_nen (I am 17 years old). I am a person (we can say) with a black cross. I bought tea clothes for all the problems. For example today, black and white black cotton skirt, black shoes and pink fish. The black has etikilon umbrella, white, black and red makeup can not be considered lipgloss. When the rain, Harry school, goes to the rain, they have no sunshine. There are many people looking at me.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

What I wrote:
now is the hour of my discontent, no man is an island, and look upon my deeds ye mighty and tremble

To Estonian
Nüüd on minu rahulolematust tunnis, keegi ei ole saar, ja vaata, mu teod te võimas ja värisevad

To ARABIC
الآن هو عدم الرضا في ساعة واحدة ، لا أحد هو جزيرة ، ورؤية أفعالي كنت قوية وترتجف


To bangla

এখন এক ঘন্টার মধ্যে অসন্তোষ হয়, কেউই দ্বীপ নয়, আমার কর্ম দেখে আমি দৃঢ় এবং কম্পনশীল ছিলাম

And back to English

Now there is discontent in an hour, no one is the island, I was strong and tremendous to see my actions

 

[Cake Farts]

Dear Mr. Moon,

I recently talked to a police officer and he has asked me to request one more time for you to please remove all of my stuff from your website. Everything: pictures, contact info, etc. I am trying to be very polite and civil about this.

Oh and please don't post this. This isa private message and email.

Thanks so much.
Russell Greer

Good Lord Moon,


If you do not have to do this, you can do so and then you can do so. Everything: pictures, contacts, etc. I try to be very courteous and civil.

Another candy. Here is the life of the soul and the soul.

Thanks a lot.
Russell Greer

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

After mixing about ten languages together and putting it into English again and back into another language. And going with English in the end.

I did not tell you
It will not leave you.
You never work, you do not have to leave
It's not too late to glaze
You will never get paid
You will not lie and will not hurt you
I did not tell you
It will not leave you.
You never work, you do not have to leave
It's not too late to glaze
You will never get paid
You will not lie and will not hurt you
I did not tell you
It will not leave you.
You never work, you do not have to leave
It's not too late to glaze

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Original:

I don't like them putting stuff in the water that turns the fricking frogs gay! Do you understand that?

Translating to Russian, French, Afrikaans, and back to English:

I do not like putting things in the water, turning monsters into frogs! Do you understand that?