Lin-Manuel Miranda's Warriors Album - Ghostbusters 2016 but with gangs

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So Lin-Manuel Miranda took the 1979 film Warriors, put a chick in it and made her lame and gay. It was released as a concept album where he decided the best fit for a gritty, grungy cult classic would be a bubblegum pop hip hop soundtrack with an all-female cast, inspired by "The GamerGate Harassment Campaign" and soon to be made into an actual stage play. Get your strongest liquors ready.
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda is a great song writer. His work is phenomenal. Too bad he's a terrorist sympathizer.
 
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Lin-Manuel Miranda is a great song writer. His work is phenomenal. Too bad he's a terrorist sympathizer.
He's a good song writer half the time. The other half of his discography is garbage. Tell me a single good track from the Little Mermaid remake and I'll slap the taste out of your mouth for lying.
 
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He's a good song writer half the time. The other half of his discography is garbage. Tell me a single good track from the Little Mermaid remake and I'll slap the taste out of your mouth for lying.
Never seen the Little Mermaid remake and never will because I refuse to watch any more Disney remakes. Also, I've never heard it's soundtrack anywhere. Now that I think about it I've never heard anyone sing any of the new songs either, not even little kids.
 
Look, I like The Warriors. But The Warriors has always been homoerotic as fuck. Now it just has some fruity tunes to go with it.
Except he fucked it up by making everyone a sexless female girlboss, so now the only one who's gay is Swan and the rest of them have no character traits.
 
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obviously a musical on the warriors would be garbage, but how did Lin fuck this up so bad. My take, which i had since i first started watching dragonball z was that for some reason some huge shipment of cosplay shit got robbed by Cyrus' gang and thats why everyone else in the city has these weird very out there looks and why all the gangs have some bullshit theme.

You make it a mostly black/rican/spic cast like in the book but as long as you make the costumes anime inspired and make the entire thing very live action "the Boondocks" then you could probably get something very quality out of it.

the closet i've seen in american film to what i'm imagining is parts of creed 3. But genderflipping is the exact opposite of the best way to adapt "the warriors"
 
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obviously a musical on the warriors would be garbage, but how did Lin fuck this up so bad. My take, which i had since i first started watching dragonball z was that for some reason some huge shipment of cosplay shit got robbed by Cyrus' gang and thats why everyone else in the city has these weird very out there looks and why all the gangs have some bullshit theme.

You make it a mostly black/rican/spic cast like in the book but as long as you make the costumes anime inspired and make the entire thing very live action "the Boondocks" then you could probably get something very quality out of it.

the closet i've seen in american film to what i'm imagining is parts of creed 3. But genderflipping is the exact opposite of the best way to adapt "the warriors"
It makes the mistake of every bad adaptation of the past several years to an almost absurd degree. A genderflipped cast, a politically correct plot for modern audiences, and making everything lighter, softer and more marketable? This is all shit that went out of style in 2018.

I'm just dreading the prospect of this shit actually making it to the stage because I imagine it would actually be popular with the bojuee Lin-Manuel theater cult, enough so that it'd probably suck the whole franchise into a black hole around it as the identity, and some dumb studio would actually take a chance on making it a film or TV series, completing the humiliation ritual with a massive flop that gets a high Critics score and abysmal fan score, and loses ridiculous amounts of money at the box office.
 
I'm just dreading the prospect of this shit actually making it to the stage because I imagine it would actually be popular with the bojuee Lin-Manuel theater cult, enough so that it'd probably suck the whole franchise into a black hole around it as the identity, and some dumb studio would actually take a chance on making it a film or TV series, completing the humiliation ritual with a massive flop that gets a high Critics score and abysmal fan score, and loses ridiculous amounts of money at the box office.
i don't think so, LMM sort of has been on the disney payroll as the go-to guy for musicals but overall even his fanbase sort of realized he sucked half a decade ago, like he got credit for not being a white dude but having a wigger level appreciation for rap, but everyone's sort of over his "last part of a bill nye episode" style ability to mimic good songs and combine them with kid stuff like history or kid cartoons or learning english.

Hamilton will always be his biggest claim to fame but i don't think he'll ever get to move beyond it and any musical he does will probably be trash, i doubt this will move beyond an off-off broadway theater or maybe a streaming film on disneyplus.

honestly if he made it for little girls it might work out better, nothing he's made really has an edge, he'd have been better off trying to make an american version of horrible histories and continuing that silly race swapping stuff than trying to do this musical stuff. Lin truely has been stuck in 2015 and this shows it.

Even SNL this year had a joke about "being really into hamilton when it came out" as a punchline, that's how much of a loser he is. He's a kids entertainer and despite the album thats what he'll always be to people now, i don't expect this to be anything more than a silly sidenote in his career. not even worth a page in the bio.

Like you said he's acting like its 2015 with all his stupid ideas, rap is so over that outside of two middle aged men's feud it hasn't even charted.
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda is one of the worst grifters in a subculture of incredible grifters. He's not actually very talented and he's also a poor actor.
I would put him on par with Neil Gaiman, as a one trick pony.
 
I long for a Critical Drinker video about this, but I can't imagine the man's too invested on the happenings of Broadway.
 
Miranda first saw the movie The Warriors at age four on a VHS copy that belonged to a friend's older brother. He says the story has been "on two stone tablets in my head" since then.
That's very cool! Some of the greatest derivative inspired works hold roots in the impressions of childhood wonder and holding onto simple concepts/stories in an almost obsessive fashion until able to express as homeage or self-standing output later in life. What a great foundation.
Miranda describes gender-flipping the characters of The Warriors as being key to him understanding how his adaptation could be interesting to write.
Aaaaaah, ya fucked it.
 
That's very cool! Some of the greatest derivative inspired works hold roots in the impressions of childhood wonder and holding onto simple concepts/stories in an almost obsessive fashion until able to express as homeage or self-standing output later in life. What a great foundation.

Aaaaaah, ya fucked it.
From listening to the album (a painful experience) and reading Miranda's reviews, you really get the impression that he never grew up past that age four impression of the movie. He really, really doesn't seem to get the point. He talks about how he began to see gangs "as a way to gain control and protect a neighborhood" citing examples like the Black Panthers and BLM. The gangs in the album almost feel like Marvel superheroes and villains. The grim, painful reality of gang culture and the suffering around it is totally lost in translation. It definitely comes off like a sheltered theater kid trying to replicate something he thinks is cool without actually getting it.

It gets even more ridiculous when you read the original book and know it was written based on the author's horrible experiences as a social worker who counseled kids in gangs. The horrors of violent crime and the struggles of poverty are completely absent from his version.
Didn’t see the subtitle at first and I thought this was referring to the Warriors books about cats. Now THERE’S a series I’d like to see LMM try to adapt for the stage
Man that fucking Cat book series keeps coming up everywhere. So damn confusing when one series is about gangs fighting and the other is about cats fighting.
 
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Not a lot of female-run gangs IRL for some reason.
Although the exact number varies slightly between measurements, the National Gang Center estimates that females account for roughly 10% of all gang members. The National Youth Gang survey found that 39% of gangs report having female members, but this statistic is largely dependent on geographical location. Half of all rural gangs, for example, report female membership while less than a quarter of large city gangs demonstrate such participation, according to the National Gang center. One survey found that 2% of all gangs in the US contain only female members. Eghigian and Kirby (as cited by Law teacher) list 12–13 as the average age of girl inductees.
 
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