Linus Torvalds inserted a dial-up modem inside my foreskin as a pretense to cure chicken pox. What to do?

[WeWuzFinns]

My penis is making these funny sounds like it is trying to call home. Me penis also has this weird red glow. Did the kikes just prank me?

Spoiler: penis

 

[NigKid]

Send me a dick fax!

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Neat, so Linux finally works on dial-up modems, hey? They'll get Wifi adapters working before we know it!

Also I can't see the (micro)penis because your thumb is in the way.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Wow your dick has a nail? thats a cool evolutionary protective mechanism!

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Install Gentoo.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Wow your dick has a nail? thats a cool evolutionary protective mechanism!

I'll scratch yo pussy dawg.

 

[Never Scored]

Call my BBS with your dick and play Red Dragon with your dick.

 

[KittyGremlin]

all you need is some Linus sex tips

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Here's a suggestion: livestream your suicide.

 

[Kosher Dill]

That should be enough to get the OTA update to 5G. Stay tuned.