Listen up, nerds!

[Johnny Salami]

How many of your favorite lolcows were varsity student athletes? Exactly. Keep coping from inside your closet locker

 

[Syzyg]

Are you assuming my place of residence? I'll have you know I'm a multibillionaire in Zimbabwe eating chicken masala with my Thai wife. I bet there are plenty of lolcow athletes that happen to have stellar PR managers to crush most rumors except the ones you can get extorted/convicted for!

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

All I know is that you never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[Johnny Salami]

All I know is that you never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

I got a lettermans jacket to prove you other wise. I used to run these halls!