lol @ twitter - a glitch has formed in the shittiest matrix

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Lurk McDurk

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All the twats and twits have come together to announce that they've decided there are not enough resources to sustain themselves behind their walled garden (aka, they've announced a new API). In social media speak this is equivalent to admitting that their business model is failing and they are trying to lure developers into giving them free new ideas and free code, because the shit they came up with themselves sucks.

Social media companies do not "double down on developers" they harvest and sell user data to advertisers. When they fail at doing so, they try and speed up the pace of the troon train because it's not making the investors happy.

blog.twitter.com

Build what’s next with the new Twitter Developer Platform

We’re making some major updates to the Twitter Developer Platform.
blog.twitter.com blog.twitter.com

I'll give you three guesses what number 1 on the list of things they hope to gain from this is!

* Improve the health and safety of the public conversation

Sign up to be an unpaid twit censor today! **

** must learn to code, some restrictions may apply, offer not valid in all jurisdictions and may be rescinded at any time.
 
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They'll get devs onboard alright. Nobody with more than 4 years in the industry though. It wasn't that long ago that Twitter hung out their API and then reeled it back in again, fucking over all the third-party clients. The only people who won't remember that are codemonkeys and new grads.

I give it even money if they are planning on doing the exact same thing again. If not, they must be really desperate.
 
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So they are living their Communist's style reporting on neighbor fantasy?
Poetic.
 
Milkis said:
They'll get devs onboard alright. Nobody with more than 4 years in the industry though. It wasn't that long ago that Twitter hung out their API and then reeled it back in again, fucking over all the third-party clients. The only people who won't remember that are codemonkeys and new grads.

I give it even money if they are planning on doing the exact same thing again. If not, they must be really desperate.
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Bingo.

That has been the most common response to this article I've seen on places like Slashdot, Hackernews, etc. "I wrote a thing for Twitter years ago and Twitter killed it, I will never type a line of code for the Twitter SDK ever again, they can fuck off and rot in their own mediocrity."
 
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Milkis said:
They'll get devs onboard alright. Nobody with more than 4 years in the industry though. It wasn't that long ago that Twitter hung out their API and then reeled it back in again, fucking over all the third-party clients. The only people who won't remember that are codemonkeys and new grads.
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Or people only looking to make a quick buck and who will therefore limit their investment in the effort. Which is also not the sorts of people we assume they want, or rather the faction that's currently got enough power to create and promote a new API.
 
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