LOL you can get a PhD in Improv - And also trick your students in to weird sex

http://www.tampabay.com/news/educat...sed-power-to-coerce-students-into-sex/2329607

This dude was a professor at USF teaching improv and he and his grad student wife were tricking other students in to group sex, pressuring people in to homosexual acts and bait and switching some poor theater major virgin in to sucking dick/

The student became entangled with the couple in 2014, when he learned they had an open relationship, he said. He confessed to Prince his fear that he'd leave college a virgin, and Prince performed oral sex on him, he said.

"I hear you fooled around with Hannah," Riggs later said, the student recalled. "Do you think you'd ever do it with a guy?"

Saying no might mean losing the chance to be intimate with Prince again, the student feared, so he performed oral sex on Riggs.

Poor kid got tricked in to blowing a dude for some poonaner, even Chris wasn't that dumb

 

[Ineedahero]

Ok class, today we're going to learn one of improv's most important techniques, the 'yes and'. When you are doing a routine, it's important that you work with your fellow performers to build on the sketch. And a simple way to remember this is to say 'yes and' to their improv contribution. Ok I'll start - so Scotty, I heard that you got blown by my wife, how about you return the favour?

 

[Echo_Ender]

This is both hilarious and typical of what I've seen from most "Open relationships"

Though I gotta wonder if this victim was legit exceptional or closeted gay, considering that he kept blowing the guy repeatedly for months with no sign of incoming poon from the wife.

 

[CWCchange]

"It's a sensitive issue, and there's a lot of things that have been said in all directions," he said. "I just don't know what to say. These things get pulled out of context quite a bit."

When he talks about "all directions" and things getting "pulled out," I can't help but take it out of context.

 

[TiggerNits]

This is both hilarious and typical of what I've seen from most "Open relationships"

Though I gotta wonder if this victim was legit exceptional or closeted gay, considering that he kept blowing the guy repeatedly for months with no sign of incoming poon from the wife.

You can only get "tricked" in to sucking cock so many times before people start using qoutation marks

 

[Taily Puff]

You can only get "tricked" in to sucking cock so many times before people start using qoutation marks

Well it only takes one dick in your mouth to permanently add "cocksucker" to your list of titles. So it's not like stopping after a few times was going to undo that.

 

[Ineedahero]

Well it only takes one dick in your mouth to permanently add "cocksucker" to your list of titles. So it's not like stopping after a few times was going to undo that.

So if you were in prison and you got raped in the butt your reaction would be a shrug and a shout out to any sailors looking for action?

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

Man, I'm glad we never fell for that in chemistry. When we sucked dick it was either for grades, or house meth.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I bet his explanation was "well, if you wanna be an actor, you've got to face the casting couch sometime. It's either me, or some fat, old guy in LA, who smells like cheese."

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Aaww I want to be a Doctor of Pretending.

 

[TiggerNits]

Aaww I want to be a Doctor of Pretending.

Just be a pretend doctor and get ladies to let you finger'em for $75

 

[AlohaSnackbar]

The first complaint about Riggs came in December 2016, signed a "Concerned (and Angry!) Parent."

"Ummm mom, I can't stop sucking my prof's dick."

I would love to have seen this conversation.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I'm still not sure if it's funnier that this guy couldn't figure out how to stop sucking the teacher's dick, or that a PhD in improv actually exists.

 

[AnOminous]

You don't suck a dude's dick for months unless you're at least kind of into it.

 

[vertexwindi]

You don't suck a dude's dick for months unless you're at least kind of into it.

Speaking from experience?

 

[TiggerNits]

You don't suck a dude's dick for months unless you're at least kind of into it.

Ok, @Chemical snorfare dude, that was the single best use of the powerlevel sticker I have ever seen and it made me literally laugh out loud in my office.

 

[Ineedahero]

Ok class, now this is a classic improv game we're going to play today, one student, you, come up on the stage, and the rest of the class I want you to shout out two occupations... Ok, I heard window washer, good, and Russian astronaut, haha, good one, ok so I'm a window washer and Scott is a Russian astronaut. Ok now we need a situation, so class, shout some out... Ok, I heard getting blown behind a gas station - and action!