Snowflake Lonbon Lonlon / Lobster-chan / Lonlon Edwards / LondonKittycane - The Little Model Who Cried Ableism, Salts Over "Hate Websites" PULL and Kiwi Farms

[Feline Darkmage]

PULL and The Lolcow Farm already have threads about this eBegging Cow, so why not us too?
https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/41001.html#41001
https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/1140-lonbon-lonlon-lobster-chan/?page=1

Social media links courtesy PULL user Ashtar
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/londonkittycane?_rdr=p
Twitter: https://twitter.com/londonkittycane
Website: http://lonbonlonlon.com/
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLDEm-NKtpYJOWdqX9VL-0Q
Tumblr: http://lonbonlonlon.tumblr.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lonbon_lonlon/

[Rest of this OP by @yawning sneasel, with minor edits for fixed spelling or grammar by yours truly]

Lonbon Lonlon is a kawaii lolita model who seeks to end ableism and suffers from IC, fibromyalgia, bipolar disorder and has Asperger's.

Spoiler: Before Weeaboo

Lonbon Lonlon is a kawaii lolita model who seeks to end ablism and suffers from IC, fibromyalgia, bipolar and has Asperger's.

Spoiler: Lonbon salting on her disabilities

Lonbon ranting on Ableism and hidden disabilities.

I have made a kawaii style video explaining the "spoon theory". I have many plans to make more educational videos about interstitial cystitis, Asperger's syndrome, bipolar disorder, and more! I want to make all the healthy people understand what we go through. Not for sympathy, but because the world needs to be educated and not be so judgemental towards the sick, especially invisible disease. I don't want any spoonie to ever hear "you don't look sick" ever again!
https://awards.wegohealth.com/nominees/7841

Spoiler: Video Explaining Spoon Theory

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-5-3_21-45-43-png.91274/

Lonbon singing "Cosmic Hands" live.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-5-3_21-47-49-png.91276/

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https://www.instagram.com/lonbon_lonlon/

Complaining on her disability

Lonbon also has many fans who support her, and she encourages them to support her financially.

Spoiler: For anyone thinking she is under 18...

She's 25.

Other links of note:
http://lonbonlonlon.com/about-london/
https://www.facebook.com/londonkittycane/
https://www.instagram.com/lonbon_lonlon/
https://soundcloud.com/lonbonbonbonlonlon
http://lolitasnapsmagazine.com/winner-lolita-fashion-cover-october-lonbon-lonlon/

 

[Lackadaisy]

@Feline Darkmage

A heck of a lot of your images are broken on my end, but this looks interesting.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Images busted.

She's built a following on her kawaii looks and now milks it. She may not even be autistic, just a con artist who knows how to get sympathybux.

 

[GS 281]

She didn't always look like a preteen. She actually looked older when she was younger

Spoiler: Before she was a weeb

She also is a little salt machine about people talking about her on the online.

Spoiler

 

[chimpburgers]

I love how when you type in the name of this cow into Google, it even tells you that she's a cow. This was before this thread was even created.

 

[Zvantastika]

She also is a little salt machine about people talking about her on the online.

NOW I'm interested.

https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/1140-lonbon-lonlon-lobster-chan/?page=1

26 pages and we're just on the first one, dang. Most of their posts are really good and informative:

Looks like she also went full Dumblr for brownie points and is triggered by "porn". And I mean the word, not actual porn because MUH DISABILITEH.
Attention whore at its finest. I'm going to enjoy this thread, especially when she notices us (which always happens).

 

[GS 281]

NOW I'm interested.


26 pages and we're just on the first one, dang. Most of their posts are really good and informative:
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Looks like she also went full Dumblr for brownie points and is triggered by "porn". And I mean the word, not actual porn because MUH DISABILITEH.
Attention whore at its finest. I'm going to enjoy this thread, especially when she notices us (which always happens).

Yeah here is a video she uploaded to facebook to "thank her haters".

 

[Zvantastika]

Yeah here is a video she uploaded to facebook to "thank her haters".

Oh yes, the fake "I don't care" video, what a classic. You can almost see her eye twitching. When she finally snaps is going to be really good.

 

[GS 281]

Oh yes, the fake "I don't care" video, what a classic. You can almost see her eye twitching. When she finally snaps is going to be really good.

She reminds me of Pixyteri in a way, however Pixy is more endearing than this. Having your mom call you out for stinking up the house can humble you a bit though.

 

[Mike Hunt]

As I understand it, as long as you can play to loli fantasies, there's a huge market of thirsty men willing to throw money at you. I know of people in my circle that spends ungodly amounts of money for loli figures and body pillows. No doubt they'd throw money Lonlon's way if they knew about her.

Looking forward to more updates on this cow. Salt machines are always a good bet for laughs.

 

[For The Internet]

Interesting, seems like she has potential.

It's true that someone might not 'look' disabled or seem disabled just by observing them but still be disabled. I'm confused about how she does these gigs when she has a racing heart or concerns about pissing herself or is in a lot of pain. If she had a history of having to pull out of events it might make a bit more sense to me because sometimes you just have shitty days, and those shitty days coincide with things you really want to do.
If she always manages to do modelling/appearances that's a bit weird. She said herself that you can't just power through because you want to badly enough, so wouldn't that mean her having good days whenever these events roll around is a pretty big coincidence?

Something about her manner is very off putting. Kind of smug? I don't know. I know what 'invisible' disabilities are like and they suck, but she raises red flags for me.


Also, she wasn't singing in that video. If you listen to the track you can hear there's synth work on the vocals and if you listen to her speak at the end she's extremely quiet. That's because she WAS singing, but it was over a track with vocals and the mic was turned down to minimum volume so her actual singing wasn't audible. She was essentially lipsyncing, not performing live.

 

[clowney]

That is probably one of the worst "songs" I ever heard. I couldn't even tell what language she was singing in for a minute.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

>genderfluid
>presents as extremely feminine and nothing else
Yup, another middle-class white girl trying hard for oppression points.

 

[*Asterisk*]

It's true that someone might not 'look' disabled or seem disabled just by observing them but still be disabled. I'm confused about how she does these gigs when she has a racing heart or concerns about pissing herself or is in a lot of pain. If she had a history of having to pull out of events it might make a bit more sense to me because sometimes you just have shitty days, and those shitty days coincide with things you really want to do.
If she always manages to do modelling/appearances that's a bit weird. She said herself that you can't just power through because you want to badly enough, so wouldn't that mean her having good days whenever these events roll around is a pretty big coincidence?

Something about her manner is very off putting. Kind of smug? I don't know. I know what 'invisible' disabilities are like and they suck, but she raises red flags for me.

She's a hypocondriac. Just like Hitler.

 

[wheat pasta]

I'm always amazed when I see someone who dresses and behaves in this manner, yet has 0 shame about it and routinely goes into public to show off.
She's trying so hard to be ~KAWAII!!! uwu~ but to me it just comes across as super cringey.

 

[Sophiya]

Awww don't forget her attempt at making a 'social media thing'!

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fprettyuglylittleliar.net%2Fuploads%2Fmonthly_2016_02%2F1.thumb.jpg.184428843d8c4aac074e915248c64f51.jpg&hash=3345d6a9926216706c392aeb3510397d

Aaaand promptly ruining it.

What a kawaii little muffin. c:

 

[deliciouscake]

Awww don't forget her attempt at making a 'social media thing'!

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fprettyuglylittleliar.net%2Fuploads%2Fmonthly_2016_02%2F1.thumb.jpg.184428843d8c4aac074e915248c64f51.jpg&hash=3345d6a9926216706c392aeb3510397d

Aaaand promptly ruining it.

What a kawaii little muffin. c:

YOUR INVISIBLE DISABILITY IS NOT VISIBLE ENOUGH TO BE PART OF MY EXCLUSIVE CLUB!!!!

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Wait... She's a kawaii... lobster?!

Look, I love kawaii and bizarre sea creatures, but those two things don't mix.

 

[VJ 120]

You know, she's really not a bad model. In fact, she's very pretty and can even pull off the cringey lolita stuff way better than Pixyteri. I'm not sure why she's going down the stereotypical Tumblrcow route of pretending to have an illness and begging for money and asspats though. Surely she can book enough catalog/advertisement gigs to get more money than that?

Then again, if she's as bitchy IRL as she is online, good luck getting any meaningful modeling gig since a lot of it operates by word of mouth.

 

[Sophiya]

What's bad is that, from what I can see, her stuff doesn't really follow lolita guidelines. It's more or less just trashy kawaii shit. Her coords are cluttered af.

EDIT: Also, she is apparently genderfluid now.