Looking for a Bull to Fuck My Wife

[Lou Bega]

My wife says I can't satisfy her anymore in bed, so I figured I should get a big virile bull to pleasure her. To meet our standards, you'll have to fulfill three out of these five requirements:
1. Huge cock *required
2. Muscular
3. Black
4. Tall
5. Open to being prepped
Dm me for any additional details.

 

[Axiom.]

6. Also have a black sounding name

You always forget a step, honey.

 

[Calandrino]

Your wife is a grown, independent woman who can find her own men to fuck and doesn't need you to mansplain what her needs are.

 

[Smokeski]

how about me?

 

[BradeRunna]

yeah right. Women don't want to fuck anyone.

 

[0 0]

Me too. Maybe if we traded, there'd be a mutual benefit.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I've got just the guy for you

Spoiler: Sexual Icon

 

[Liquid denim]

I'm black and the size of the can, because I am the can

 

[Popper Whiting]

@Mambo No. 5 You deserve to be @Vingle'd

 

[Justice Tony]

If I do blackface is that good enough?

 

[Bibendum]

I'm ready for her, OP.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Cost you about 26K. You can wear the horns afterward.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Why not, I could use a place to crash since the last couple kicked me out.

 

[Laburnum]

@Begemot get your black ass in here, you're needed.

 

[User names must be unique]

will you make me a grilled cheese?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Dare I ask what #5 means?

 

[Lou Bega]

Dare I ask what #5 means?

It means I get to prep your cock before you fuck my wife. Don't they teach kids anything in school anymore?

 

[William F. Clinton]

Just get Mambos 1-4 together to run a train on her.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Alright, I'll do it.

 

[Begemot]

@Begemot get your black ass in here, you're needed.

@Begemot get your black ass in here, you're needed.

Does she have a phat ass?