looking for "autonomous" cash sources and gigs - when stipend and neetbux are not enough

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Masturbator

Masturbator

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as title reads the webmaster profession (and following up ad revenue for me) is extinct and being keyboard monkey in office is about to actually get me crazy, so i was wondering if there's a way to make "autonomous" cash outside of shitting out borderline malware apps into google play and being pr/seo monkey for a telegram/instagram influencer
 
I use gambling websites' free daily login offers, it's usually a dollar a day, which is substantial if you have a numbers of sites. They also have sales on chips that make it profitable to play if the sale is generous enough. I make at least a few hundred extra a month doing this, you can get more if you can put up with the tedium.

It should go without saying if you are vulnerable to addictive behavior, don't do this.

This youtube channel has some good info in it's freeloader challenge series:
 
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Become a NEET. Subsistence lifestyle.

As the hippie at the recycling center in that one episode of The Simpsons said "Simplify man".
 
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This is the second time in the last few days I have to post this pic. You niggas are crazy.
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Masturbator said:
as title reads the webmaster profession (and following up ad revenue for me) is extinct and being keyboard monkey in office is about to actually get me crazy, so i was wondering if there's a way to make "autonomous" cash outside of shitting out borderline malware apps into google play and being pr/seo monkey for a telegram/instagram influencer
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"autonomous cash" doesn't really exist but you can position yourself to get an "autonomous job" which is a very unstructured position at a company that is generally well paying and you don't have management breathing down your neck and giving you shit. But you have to have the skill set and work experience level to prove you are worthy of such a role and only some companies look for that.

The only other way is to do crypto shit and either provide liquidity or do staking for interest on your holdings but both of those have risk factors with price fluctuations.

You could also look into Polymarket and provide liquidity for markets or just take early bets and cash out when the odds change in your favor slightly, you can make a decent 3-5% or more on stuff like that but it has its risks (mostly that the world is 24/7 so when you're asleep your bets might all go to shit)
 
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Nicholas Gur said:
Wrong. It's called usury and it's a level 72 spell that refreshes it's own mana on cast.
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Yeah, but you need the Hebrew racial ability to cast it without incurring massive penalties. If you rolled any other race at the start of your game, you're softlocked out of using it.
 
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Masturbator said:
i was wondering if there's a way to make "autonomous" cash
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If you mean some super secret hack that takes no investment or effort, you have to ask yourself why everyone wouldn't do this. But if you just mean passive investment, sure those exist, but they take capital and the reward is inversely proportional to the risk: ultra "safe" short term T-bills earn the least, then medium/long term notes/bonds (risk being inflation), then dividend-focused mutual funds/ETFs, then growth-oriented index funds/ETFs.

If you aren't maxing out your 401k & IRA, start there since they're tax advantaged. Probably best off just buying whatever whole-market ETF your program offers, making sure the fees are single-digit basis points. If you have steady income and extra cash, just throw another chunk in every month, and one day you'll realize it really added up. Slow & steady but hard to beat in the long term.

ArgonianVoter said:
I just pressure wash if I want extra cash. it's so much less frustrating 99% of the time.
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Agree fren, very soothing. Hope you're layering earmuffs over earbuds though as those hours of noise really stack up. Also highly recommend grabbing a couple of those bungee ball ties. They're good for wrangling the hoses, and you can leave one around the handle (tie a loop in it to shorten it appropriately) to lock it on and save you from getting arthritic old man hands after an hour of squeezing it.

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Bucephalus said:
The stock market. Precious metals. Real estate.

You need money to make money, and there is no infinite money glitch. I know that's not the answer you wanted to hear, but it's the truth.
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i do possess some (limited) cash at hands but then trading stocks in russia is significantly stunted down due to taxations and nds as much i got investigated twice for crypto because it was over 100k rubles so i dont think i would have a success in it outside of dropping all savings i got into litecoin and selling it three years later
Barackis said:
I use gambling websites' free daily login offers, it's usually a dollar a day, which is substantial if you have a numbers of sites. They also have sales on chips that make it profitable to play if the sale is generous enough. I make at least a few hundred extra a month doing this, you can get more if you can put up with the tedium.

It should go without saying if you are vulnerable to addictive behavior, don't do this.

This youtube channel has some good info in it's freeloader challenge series:
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i might set up a visa through a middleman for this albeit i do not trust any gambling organizations since they can just annulate your winnings should they "suspect" anything, but then again 100$ a month is quite fat in cash of my country
alphabetnigger said:
You have described being a drug dealer.
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yeah best business work 2 years relax for 20

ArgonianVoter said:
yeah there's lots of ways to make money online, but personally,

I just pressure wash if I want extra cash. it's so much less frustrating 99% of the time.
you should try it, it'll get you out of the office too : )
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contemplating unliteratery quitting office for something more relaxing, might go see pc repairs since a lot of their work roughly amounts to diagnostics and reinstalling windows which i presume is much less pressure than i do see right now

outside of that anyone having experience doing mobile apps? i was thinking dropping some into google play with rather primitive functions like noisemeters and seeing should they sell or at least collect advertisement cash
 
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does anyone knows how one gets dividends and how one also does not screws up with em? is this shit kicking as long company is or there's hiccups?
 
Masturbator said:
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does anyone knows how one gets dividends and how one also does not screws up with em? is this shit kicking as long company is or there's hiccups?
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Donate super chats to your favorite Yt creator, or buy there Indigogo Project, so if and when you get it you can flip it at profit for a profit IE Comicsgate

or get out of debt live with in your means and get a fucking job
 
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@Masturbator mobile apps is a dead-end and you’re likely ending up wasting a lot of hours on essentially 0 profit.

Few go viral and make decent cash, but the market is absolutely oversaturated.
 
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Masturbator said:
being keyboard monkey
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This.

If you are decent at coding and have some social skills enabling you to market yourself, do the following:
  1. Become an independent software provider.
  2. Use your network to find out who needs help with software projects.
  3. Use your skills to understand what exactly your customer requires.
  4. Outsorce the actual coding to pajeets for a pittance.
  5. Use your skills to test the pajeets' work and harass them until they get it right.
  6. Sell their work to your customer.
  7. Pocket the difference.
Congrats, now you earn easy money by doing some talking and most importantly by carefully listening.
 
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