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Her early insanity was extensively documented at Fandom Wank, but unfortunately archive.org has a tendency to lose half the damn threads.
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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Yeah, it can be difficult to find receipts from certain Lori eras. Here's a basic outline of Lori’s antics and bullshit from 2005-ish to the Kevin era (2017).
In April 2005, members of Lori's Kewl Kou Klub cosplay group staged a coup against her. [LINK] They used LiveJournal to publicly denounce her egregious behaviors and batshittery: lying, stealing, leeching, cheating, manipulating, harassing other cosplayers, instigating drama, etc. [LINK]
In 2006, Lori began dating Josh (Mamoru #4) and continued to cosplay at anime conventions. Drama between Lori and the Kous continued and a fight over a $60 "moonstone" “engagement” ring ensued. [LINK] She tried to assemble a Kewl Kou Klub 2.0 but was understandably shunned by many cosplayers.
In January 2006, Lori’s long history of cheating in cosplay competitions (masquerades) finally caught up to her. Her Naruto group was disqualified at Anime USA as a result of Lori's lies, she had her previous awards revoked, and she was banned from several anime conventions. [LINK]
Later in 2006, Lori threatened to sue Jezeroth, the cosplayer who outed her to Anime USA judges, for “defamation.” Obviously, nothing became of the lawsuit because Lori is a delusional jackass. [LINK] Lori has a history of threatening legal action over dumb shit. [LINK]
In September 2006, Lori moved in with her ex-boyfriend Scott (Mamoru #3) and Ender (Seiya #2) and predictably refused to get a job. [LINK]
From 2008-2015ish, Lori continued to cosplay but struggled to find a new character identity to skinwalk. She played WoW, took some nude pictures, and continued to take advantage of various rubes by grifting.
Poison Ivy from "Batman"
Ariel from "The Little Mermaid"
Chii from "Chobits"
Reba McEntire ("Read My Mind" era)
Harley Quinn from "Batman"
Elsa from "Frozen"
Orihime Inoue from "Bleach"
Rapunzel from "Tangled"
Ariel from "The Little Mermaid"
Chii from "Chobits"
Reba McEntire ("Read My Mind" era)
Harley Quinn from "Batman"
Elsa from "Frozen"
Orihime Inoue from "Bleach"
Rapunzel from "Tangled"
In 2013, she met Rikki and became one of his side pieces. They dated on and off for about 4 years. As you can imagine, there was lots of drama and cheating during this time. [LINK]
In 2015, Lori entered her “Renaissance Faire reject” phase. She opened an Etsy store called CrownAndHeart that sold “polymer clay crystal creations.” She married husband #3, a medieval LARPer and blacksmith named Steven. They soon divorced due to mutual cheating.
Around 2016, Lori adopted an “ethereal forest elf” identity. She worked at a sex toy shop, drew pictures of deer girls moping in the forest, continued to be Rikki’s side piece, starting camming, and embraced the pro-ana community.
In November 2017, Lori and Kevin officially began dating. She cheated with Rikki while leeching off of Kevin and his family.
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Rate me MOTI but I don't understand why its so hard for some to understand do not stick your dick in crazy- especially since she is not attractive at all. She looks like the crazy crackwhore tranny down the street. But since some guys are just desperate for a spec of attention from a woman....
Also she's a fucking cunt and its hilarious to see her cunt baggery fuck her over time and time again in Cosplay. To Kevin if he ever finds this thread: please please leave. There are plenty more nicer and more beautiful women than her that will treat you well. Leave for your own sake.
Im sorry if this is rambly and off topic but by God I needed to say this.
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Thanks for chronicling so much of this @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere
This bitch is one of the most (undeservedly) arrogant cunts I've seen in a while. She thinks way, wayyy too much of herself. It's like this big fish, small pond situation when it comes to her. She's honestly (without photoshop) just a fairly average-looking woman/girl (back in the day). I don't even mean that as an insult but she's not nearly as attractive as she thinks she is. And she certainly isn't attractive enough to have the attitude about herself and her looks that she does. And no one is ever hot enough to be an abusive psycho like this.
I can't believe she's been married this many times. It's like she gets married so flippantly.
This bitch is one of the most (undeservedly) arrogant cunts I've seen in a while. She thinks way, wayyy too much of herself. It's like this big fish, small pond situation when it comes to her. She's honestly (without photoshop) just a fairly average-looking woman/girl (back in the day). I don't even mean that as an insult but she's not nearly as attractive as she thinks she is. And she certainly isn't attractive enough to have the attitude about herself and her looks that she does. And no one is ever hot enough to be an abusive psycho like this.
I can't believe she's been married this many times. It's like she gets married so flippantly.
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She's of normal attractiveness to the average population, but when you place her within the community of weebs and nerds, she stands out. Sure, there are plenty of more attractive women within the community that aren't insane, but she knows she's pretty enough to target simps who lack self esteem or have social experiences, which the community has a plethora of. She has such an undeserved high opinion of herself, but in the end she'll never be pretty enough to get someone who makes a lot of money for her to live lavishly. She'll forever be stuck at the bottom sucking dry minimum wage losers who peaked in highschool that have no other aspirations other than to cosplay as a teenager anime character. The only money she'll make is selling overly filtered overly photoshopped photos of herself on OF, but she'll never reach Momo popularity. Soon she'll be too old that she can't target simps who still live with their parents to try and weasel her way into their homes like she has done in previous relationships.
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LORI AND NARCISSISM: Over the past two decades, there has been one thing that Lori’s friends, victims, and enemies all have in common: Repeated pleas for her to get psychological help. But Lori hasn't and likely never will. Like Chernobyl personified, she becomes more toxic the closer you get to her. She sees her problems as failure of the world to recognize her "true" value and people like her often slide into depressed and lonely social withdrawal as they age. Lori is narcissistic and has an inflated ego that borders on delusional. She also seems to have an obsession with looking as if she was 22 years old.“I’m very much aware that I looked fine…”
“Sometimes I want to blow peoples shit up for being trashy pieces of shit. But then I remember I’m a hella better person, and far cuter.”
“My butt looks so good in the shot omg.”
“I looked really good this time last year.”
“I know it looks good on me.”
“I know im pretty thank you
no wonder why people steal my pics i think they need to get a life. seriously. I already have to deal with people like zan, usagi dumpling trying to be me. i know they will never reach my level but then these idiots obsess so much they start using my pics and fucking with my image.”
Lori is obsessed with looks - especially her own - and increasingly fixated on the concept of youth as she ages. She frequently boasts that she has an attractively young appearance as a result of her “good genes” and supposedly age defying “vampire genetics.”“Envy me for my genetics, but if you a piece of shit and remain on here [Facebook] i hope your family dies a horrible death. Staying here if you dont like me is just bad joojoo. You been cursed. Have a nice day. ::lights candle:: >:3”
“But see thats why I have always been cocky and confident about my age. Unlike most people I dont need to abuse filters. No. Im just really adorable and I have bomb light in my apartment. Accept that some people are genetically blessed. Why do people rage so much over beauty? The haters are trying really hard lately but it just fuels my vampire blood that I’m on your mind this early in the morning. For fucks sake my fiance thought I was 22 when he met me.”
“Its not my fault my genetics make me look like a doll ^_~”
“its them tasty Spanish genetics, we cuties.”
“I’m a vampire and i dont age. Lol.”
“Its my vampire genetics.”
“I remember people saying mad shit about how I would probably age horribly because my weight would fluctuate when I was younger and I smoked cigarettes, yet here I am. Adorable as fuck.”
“Its literally unattractive trolls just running their mouths. Theyre probably shocked i still look 22.”
“I love giving the lovely ladies at Sephora heart attacks when they think Im too young for a specific facial product. Bless you for thinking I’m as young as your 22 year old. ForeverLoli.”
“Why does everyone think im a lot younger than I am.”
“How do people still think im so young? I am not in my early 20s but i get it a lot.”
Lori is jealous and judgmental of other women, particularly those who she deems "worthy" of her envy. When threatened, she becomes hostile and usually insults a person's appearance or weight.“My hobby in life is making ugly and lesser females rage.”
“its all the ugly ass basic karens that need to get off fb and go for a walk.”
“oink oink.”
“shes so damn ugly as usagi that its amusing *_*”
“Was i fucking talking to you. No. Its always the ugly girls.”
Lori is terrified of growing older and for good reason. She's 35 years old and her peers are focusing on careers, family, parenthood, friends, hobbies, higher education, and planning for the future. Lori, on the other hand, is a middle-aged high school drop-out who has burned nearly every bridge in her life, takes selfies all day, dresses like a tween with a gift card to Hot Topic, spends her fiancé’s hard-earned money on tacky plastic weeb shit, and bases her identity off of a cartoon character.
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I guess it doesn’t come up because it’s not milk but nobody ever mentions her sunken chest. She looks literally heartless.
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Lori calls that her "cleavage."
Of course she does. It's actually a congenital bone deformity called pectus excavatum (You can read about it here), but of course she can't admit to that since she's perfect so she of course doesn't have deformities, that's just her cleavage.
There's surgeries available to fix it since it can cause breathing and heart issues, but since she's decided it's her cleavage, she probably never will get treated for it. Perhaps when she's old and all the simps have left her for a younger specimen.
Of course she does. It's actually a congenital bone deformity called pectus excavatum (You can read about it here), but of course she can't admit to that since she's perfect so she of course doesn't have deformities, that's just her cleavage.
There's surgeries available to fix it since it can cause breathing and heart issues, but since she's decided it's her cleavage, she probably never will get treated for it. Perhaps when she's old and all the simps have left her for a younger specimen.
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If she keeps up being an ana-chan she's going to hit the wall bad. She doesn't look bad even in the candid pics, but she definitely doesn't look as young as she shoops herself and disordered eating ages you horribly.
Even Eugenia Cooney is starting to hit that wall.
Even Eugenia Cooney is starting to hit that wall.
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Was curious just how sunken her chest is, so I looked around her instagram for some good shots of it. For someone who claims it's her 'cleavage', she does occasionally shoop it out.
Not P.E. related, but gosh that childish pouty face she makes is so aggravating.
Damn her sternum is pretty down there, it must at least be giving her breathing problems, and may be giving her heart issues as well. Add to that the whole 'uwu ana-gurl' shtick and she's really setting herself up for trouble.
Couldn't help but snicker at this comment, woman no, at least you can breathe normally.
Also someone actually corrected her on that 'it's just my cleavage uwu', but Lori probably didn't notice it or it would've been deleted or she would've raged at the person.
I can't imagine no physician never told her it'd be for the best to have that fixed, since it can cause quite the amount of issues. But nah, then it would be extra obvious how tiny her titties are. Just own it, Lori, better to just own being part of the no boob club rather than pretend your bone deformity is cleavage.
Not P.E. related, but gosh that childish pouty face she makes is so aggravating.
Couldn't help but snicker at this comment, woman no, at least you can breathe normally.
Also someone actually corrected her on that 'it's just my cleavage uwu', but Lori probably didn't notice it or it would've been deleted or she would've raged at the person.
I can't imagine no physician never told her it'd be for the best to have that fixed, since it can cause quite the amount of issues. But nah, then it would be extra obvious how tiny her titties are. Just own it, Lori, better to just own being part of the no boob club rather than pretend your bone deformity is cleavage.
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Yeah, that childish pout is asinine. Lori has dubbed it her “signature poof pout" or "bratt baby face." Some theories as to why she does it include pandering to lolicon fetishists as pedobait and hiding signs of aging in her face.
"What do you even call this face? Ive been making it a lot, I just call it bratt baby face. BBF!" - Lori
"I dont know what that is. This is just my signature poof pout." - Lori
"When your sweet bf shares a cute selfies and this troll shows up. Looks like my signature poof pout is getting popular though!" - Lori
"So, Kevin told me that apparently somebody on Lolcow is real mad that I puff up my cheeks in my photos. Do you know how I feel about that?" - Lori
"What do you even call this face? Ive been making it a lot, I just call it bratt baby face. BBF!" - Lori
"I dont know what that is. This is just my signature poof pout." - Lori
"When your sweet bf shares a cute selfies and this troll shows up. Looks like my signature poof pout is getting popular though!" - Lori
"So, Kevin told me that apparently somebody on Lolcow is real mad that I puff up my cheeks in my photos. Do you know how I feel about that?" - Lori
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What a blast from the past. Not just for the cow still being around and as batshit as ever, but as a reminder of the time that Fandom Wank still existed/still existed and wasn't overrun by people complaining about "unfunny".
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God, I fucking love that after over a decade, she thinks that if she sees anyone doing anything similar to her then they must be copying her. Nobody can possibly be this vapid and so self absorbed that she thinks making the good ol' classic duck face is somehow "hers." The logical part of me tells me that she's just being facetious, but I know deep down she legitimately believes the universe revolves around her.
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Over the past two decades, there has been one shared sentiment between Lori’s friends, victims, and enemies: Go to therapy. But Lori never will. Like Chernobyl, she becomes more toxic the closer you get to her. Lori is malignantly narcissistic and has an outrageously inflated opinion of herself that borders on bizarre.
“I’m very much aware that I looked fine…”
“Sometimes I want to blow peoples shit up for being trashy pieces of shit. But then I remember I’m a hella better person, and far cuter.”
“My butt looks so good in the shot omg.”
“I looked really good this time last year.”
“I know it looks good on me.”
“I know im pretty thank you
Lori is obsessed with looks - especially her own - and increasingly fixated on the concept of youth as she ages. She frequently boasts that she has an attractively young appearance as a result of her “good genes” and ageless “vampire genetics.”
“Envy me for my genetics…”
“But see thats why I have always been cocky and confident about my age. Unlike most people I dont need to abuse filters. No. Im just really adorable and I have bomb light in my apartment. Accept that some people are genetically blessed. Why do people rage so much over beauty? The haters are trying really hard lately but it just fuels my vampire blood that I’m on your mind this early in the morning. For fucks sake my fiance thought I was 22 when he met me.”
“Its not my fault my genetics make me look like a doll ^_~”
“its them tasty Spanish genetics, we cuties.”
“I’m a vampire and i dont age. Lol.”
“Its my vampire genetics.”
“I remember people saying mad shit about how I would probably age horribly because my weight would fluctuate when I was younger and I smoked cigarettes, yet here I am. Adorable as fuck.”
“Its literally unattractive trolls just running their mouths. Theyre probably shocked i still look 22.”
“I love giving the lovely ladies at Sephora heart attacks when they think Im too young for a specific facial product. Bless you for thinking I’m as young as your 22 year old. ForeverLoli.”
“Why does everyone think im a lot younger than I am.”
“How do people still think im so young? I am not in my early 20s but i get it a lot.”
Lori is ferociously jealous and judgmental of other women, particularly those who she deems "worthy" of her envy. When threatened, she becomes hostile and usually insults a person's appearance or weight.
“My hobby in life is making ugly and lesser females rage.”
“its all the ugly ass basic karens that need to get off fb and go for a walk.”
“oink oink.”
“shes so damn ugly as usagi that its amusing *_*”
“Was i fucking talking to you. No. Its always the ugly girls.”
Lori is terrified of growing older and for good reason. She's 35 years old and her peers are focusing on careers, family, parenthood, friends, hobbies, higher education, and planning for the future. Lori, on the other hand, is a middle-aged high school drop-out who has burned nearly every bridge in her life, takes selfies all day, dresses like a tween with a gift card to Hot Topic, spends her fiancé’s hard-earned money on tacky plastic weeb shit, and bases her identity off of a cartoon character.
What a beautiful life she's made for herself.
Lmao you don't look like a spring chicken even with the filters and the only thing vampiric about you is how you suck the life and joy out of everyone around you. Assuming she's still around 5 years from now and middle age really starts to hit her hard when do you think she'll go under the knife and deny it like a fat chick denies polishing off 2 boxes of donuts?
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It appears that Lori is aware of this thread and none too happy about it. She’s a compulsive egosurfer so it was really just a matter of time. In response to this thread, Lori wore her old Sailor Moon costumes, posted bizarrely smug pedobait material, and referenced previous posts (cow costume, her age, Usagi hair, etc.).
It's interesting that Lori is passively acknowledging her obsession with Sailor Moon but remaining silent about her role in the suicide attempt of a developmentally disabled cosplayer who was sexually assaulted by her husband Luis. An innocent person would surely address this horrific incident and clear their name, right?
Besides planning a "sexy" cosplay of 9-year-old anime character Chibi Usa because she's a degenerate, Lori also wants to start a YouTube channel to "show some funny shit cosplayers have said" because "I keep being told it would be gold." What a surprise that her emotional hostage Kevin would support this idea.
IG User: "Is that a real dog collar?"
Lori: "you bet it is"
There's still so much Lori drama to cover including skinwalking, relationship patterns, sociopathy, and the Kou coup.
It's interesting that Lori is passively acknowledging her obsession with Sailor Moon but remaining silent about her role in the suicide attempt of a developmentally disabled cosplayer who was sexually assaulted by her husband Luis. An innocent person would surely address this horrific incident and clear their name, right?
Besides planning a "sexy" cosplay of 9-year-old anime character Chibi Usa because she's a degenerate, Lori also wants to start a YouTube channel to "show some funny shit cosplayers have said" because "I keep being told it would be gold." What a surprise that her emotional hostage Kevin would support this idea.
IG User: "Is that a real dog collar?"
Lori: "you bet it is"
There's still so much Lori drama to cover including skinwalking, relationship patterns, sociopathy, and the Kou coup.
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Of course she has. She doesn't have anything going on for her life aside from Googling herself all day and photoshopping her photos for bottom feeders. Like she has done on lolcow, she'll make passive aggressive posts on FB and Instagram about how much she doesn't care while also dancing for us to prove us wrong. We could start calling her a fatty and she'll make sure to post obvious body checks while labeling herself as "smol bean" or some other cutesy autistic term.
How long before users that are totally not Lori or Kevin crop up on here to tell us they we're all just jelly of her. She's stupidly predictable.
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Gotta admit, she's must be someone worth paying attention to if the likes of Momokun calls her out on crazy behavior..
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I personally would love if she tries to DMCA the farms but most likely she will just keep cattyposting how not butthurt she is.
Would also be funny if someone pops up here trying to defend how Kevin is totally not an emotional hostage.
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It appears that Lori is aware of this thread and none too happy about it. She’s a compulsive egosurfer so it was really just a matter of time. In response to this thread, Lori is donning her old Sailor Moon costumes, posting bizarrely smug pedobait material, and referencing previous posts (cow costume, her age, Usagi hair, etc.).
It's interesting that Lori is passively acknowledging her obsession with Sailor Moon but remaining silent about her role in the suicide attempt of a developmentally disabled cosplayer who was sexually assaulted by her husband Luis. An innocent person would surely address this horrific incident and clear their name, right?
Besides planning a sexy cosplay of 9-year-old anime character Chibi Usa because she's a predatory degenerate, Lori also wants to start a YouTube channel to "show some funny shit cosplayers have said" because "I keep being told it would be gold." What a surprise that her emotional hostage Kevin would support this idea.
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There's still so much Lori drama to cover and some topics I'll write about soon include skinwalking, relationship patterns, sociopathy, and the Kou coup. Let me know if you have any other ideas or requests.
Lori is trying too hard to be a kawaii loli and is a rotten cunt and I would not have sex with her. Seriously, stop with the pouty faces, you're 35 and you look like you eat crayons and glue.