Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Sienna Fuegonasus]

@misskittymoxie your self-awareness puts you in a completely different league to Lorena. I wonder if she's going to come at you after seeing your input on this thread? Or will she spergpost about how she is so amazing and together and better than all her haters? I'm excited to see the potential fallout here.

The only conversation I ever had with Kevin after I added a bunch of people from a convention. I still want to know what her sob story was about me???

Kevin messaging out of the blue to notify Kitty that he just CANNOT have her on his friends list any longer because... Lorena? His cuckoldry truly knows no bounds. Who takes their social media this seriously anyway? What a fucking retard.

This thread has quickly become my favourite on the farms. The truth is more autistic than fiction.

 

[TokiBun]

It’s refreshing to have someone come visit this thread and have an actual conversation with the kiwis instead of freaking out.

 

[RADBEAVER]

@misskittymoxie your self-awareness puts you in a completely different league to Lorena. I wonder if she's going to come at you after seeing your input on this thread? Or will she spergpost about how she is so amazing and together and better than all her haters? I'm excited to see the potential fallout here.



Kevin messaging out of the blue to notify Kitty that he just CANNOT have her on his friends list any longer because... Lorena? His cuckoldry truly knows no bounds. Who takes their social media this seriously anyway? What a fucking retard.

This thread has quickly become my favourite on the farms. The truth is more autistic than fiction.

Lori NOT responding would be extremely telling considering her and Kevin consistently address this thread and lolcow over little to nothing. This is a bountiful harvest and Lori staying silent just further shows me she is guilty as charged and simply has no rebuttal. She’s pathetic and it makes me laugh!

Kitty, you are a queen and we stan. Lori has been a psycho cunt online ever since I started using the internet. That was like, 20 years ago. You are not crazy! You are an amazing troll and cosplayer though. I lurked you and your tiktoks are so cute and funny. You have a lot of personality and come off as a humble, well rounded person. Lori has as much depth as a fucking mud puddle. Thank you for sharing the screenshots and shedding light. If you have more keep em coming! Hopefully more will come forward like you did. You’re a rockstar girlfriend.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

A Loony Lori Update

Where's Lori?: Kitty (@misskittymoxie) paid us a visit and courageously told her truth. Lori, on the other hand, has been awfully quiet. That's too bad because it'd be great to hear what really happened. It's the perfect opportunity for Lori to put rumors to rest, clear her name, tell her truth, and expose all of the ugly liars who have disrespected her over the years.

Daily Degeneracy: Here's some of Lori's usual bullshit du jour. Is it just me or does she seem a bit grumpy today?

Lori: "You know where to go to see the cute shit "

Spoiler: More Thrilling Lori Lewd Content

IG User: How it's so perfect ;-;
Lori: lots of sleep
IG User: I proceed to put my uwu
Lori: I just woke up from a nap!!

Club Exx: The controversial company Dollskill is still promoting Lori (iota_zerotwo) despite knowing that she's an abysmal human being with an extensive record of abusing people. She was recently tagged by Club Exx, a clothing brand sold through Dollskill. I wonder if Club Exx is aware of Lori Lewd's history and toxic nature.





OMG Shoes: Guess what else Stalker Moon copied from @misskittymoxie? A love of kawaii shoes. It's creepy and ridiculous but, sadly, not surprising because Lori is Lori. Let's add Copycat Kou to Lori's list of nicknames.

Spoiler: Lori the Copycat Kou

Kevin Updates: Our boi's "AdollaSkye" Facebook account is gone [LINK] and he's getting back into cosplay prop making.



"Not much but I'm finally going to finish my sword for Arcade Ezreal. (Ult animation only) 4 years later damn" - Kevin

 

[misskittymoxie]

April 16, 2015: Lori's 30th birthday. Lori eventually learned that Rikki refused to celebrate her birthday because he was cheating with a woman who had the same birth date. This other woman is Married Mistress (MM)
Fall 2015: Rikki moved out of their Seattle, Washington apartment but Lori remained despite the fact that only Rikki's name was on the lease. Lori didn't have proof of income or the credit required to get her name on it. After Rikki moved out, he frequently threatened to get Lori evicted.

April 16, 2016: Lori's 31st birthday. Again, Rikki chose to celebrate the day with MM instead of Lori.

i did not meet Rikki until winter of 2016. Anything before this time was not me. If Rikki was off doing his own thing before 2017, it was with someone else. I wasn’t even married until early 2016

End of January/Early Feb 2017: Rikki tells MM (myself) that he’s broken up with Lori and is 100% hers now.

Feb-Sept(?)Oct(?) 2017: Rikki and MM try to figure shit out despite his sexual boundary overstepping, constant breach of trust, and abuse of money.

He did also admit to running up her credit card before he moved out (back with his dad) so she would be “financially crippled”
Reading all this though I have no idea who actually had the money in the relationship?..

February 2017: Lori contacted MM's husband with information about her cheating with Rikki.

“ her [MM] husband doesn’t seem to think anything is wrong. I wonder if she’s as good of a liar as he [Rikki] is.” - Lori

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It’s not that he didn’t think anything was wrong, it’s because I already had open communication with him about what was going on and that I wanted a divorce. He already knew about Rikki, and he didn’t trust her either. ESPECIALLY after she posted screens of their convo (where she crops out all her own shifty responses).

March 1, 2017: Lori confirmed that Rikki was cheating on her. Rikki revealed that he cheated with a married woman (Married Mistress / MM) he carpooled with to work.

Carpooled with...LMAO. Bro I drove his ass to work because he was borrowing Lori’s car and didn’t have a vehicle of his own The mf always needed money, and rides, etc.

"He [Rikki] admitted to me the other night that something has been going on, he really should not drink around me. Then I get this. Fucking. Knew it. Both him and MM can have each other." - Lori

"Welp, turns out you were right the whole time. And while I'd still like this to not be posted to your wall this time with my face or name on it, I'll give credit where credit is due." - a screencapped text from Rikki to Lori

March 8, 2017: “Facebook. I’m gonna be 32 in a month. I didn’t do anything for my 30th or 31st because Rikki is a poop. Guys. Guys. For birthday I kinda wanna take a trip, but I don’t know if it’s retarded at a time like this. I feel I kinda need it but it’s gonna cost like $300. *_* TELL ME HOW YOUNG I LOOK.” - Lori

March 21, 2017: Lori started an emergency GoFundMe titled "Help me get Rikki out of my life."

"Hi everyone, I am setting up this gofundme in hopes to create a clean slate from a bad relationship that won't seem to end. I was previously in a long term relationship of almost 4 years with my boyfriend who I lived with. We had our ups and downs but overall things were okay, nothings perfect. However about a month ago everything came crashing into itself and he revealed his true nature, what I had been suspecting for a while." - Lori

March 28, 2017: “The next guy I date better shout that shit from the rooftops. Rikki always kept me a secret so he could flirt with all the other girls. >:/” - Lori

Spoiler: March 2017 Screencaps

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April 14-16, 2017: Sakura-Con (anime convention in Seattle, Washington)

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April 14, 2017: “Pretty sure I found out why rikki was trying so hard to use the apartment against me to keep me from going to Sakuracon. It’s MM’s birthday weekend as well… as it falls on the same day as mine [April 16]. ” - Lori

oh bullshit. My birthday is April 9th. She made that up for dramatics.

April 16, 2017: Lori's 32nd birthday.

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May 2017: Lori cheated on MM with Rikki. Lori was financially dependent on Rikki and she recorded audio of him threatening her over money. Rikki was regularly late paying rent and utilities and, at times, never did.

oh my actual fuck from MY point of view him and I weren’t “together.” I TOLD him over and over if him and her were sleeping together I didn’t care because I knew he needed the sex. But i always followed that up with “the only thing that I’ll have a problem with is if you’re lying to me.” Hmmm

"He [Rikki] already cheated on her [with Lori]. I’m not proud of myself in any way shape or form. Trust me. All he did was lie, again, like always. Tell me what I want to hear then when he gets what he wants the story changes. I didn’t want to hurt anymore so I stopped a secret I could have kept going. Thats not living though. I’m sure she’ll forgive him, you cant say no to him when hes sad. Please for the love of god do not tell me i told you so. I knew what I was doing, I just wanted to feel ok for just one second.” - Lori

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June 2017: “Oh boy. Rikki had a moment Thursday. Got all annoyed at me over the fact that I refuse to stay in limbo for him. O_o bro. What do you expect. Like. Wat. Told me he was close to ‘making a decision’. WHAT BRO. Sometimes I’m left speechless. I’ve debated telling MM he still comes around but he always informs me she won’t believe me but like, I’m sure it’s possible to photoshop messages, sound recordings are a little harder to manipulate, plus it’s right off my phone! She posted a public photo of them, and it’s like, do you even wanna know what he was doing 5 hours before you took that… do not play this game. Cheesus. Uhg. Is it 10 yet, I wanna go sit by the pool.” - Lori

Spoiler: June 2017 Screencaps

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Awwwh look at my cute round face at meat buffet. I definitely posted that photo for a reaction and I 100% got it.

Debated telling me?.. she was up in my DMs telling me about it?

Spoiler: “DMs July 2017”

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August 2017: “You would think after 4 years Rikki would cut the shit but he’s still being dishonest and shady. Honestly as long as he’s here for the ferrets that’s all I need. I don’t want to get roped back into his bullshit until he cuts it out though I doubt he can. I make decisions a lot of you don’t like but understand that I have my reasons and the well being of my babies [ferrets] always comes before mine. They are happy when he’s around, they eat more. I won’t be a push over or a hermit so if fun things are going on invite me. If he flips out and decides to go back to his dads oh well. I can’t cater to his bullshit and lies anymore but he makes some things a little easier. Point is. Be honest. Don’t fuck with people and be a good person. Don’t make lies up about the other people just to make your treatment of them ‘acceptable.’” - Lori

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September 22, 2017: “Rikki just bailed on me for the rent. I can’t come up with the $460 extra in that time frame. I need someone to take the ferrets today for a few weeks please. I’m freaking the fuck out and I shouldn’t have trusted him I know but im stupid. He’s being so fucking abusive and I can’t do this anymore.” - Lori

September 28, 2017: “I’m gonna have a moment if Mr. Rikki doesn’t drop off the rent tomorrow. I don’t care that he’s still threatening my lease despite allowing him to be here the last few months. He’s still playing games. Or probably forgot since he’s already got a new GF. I wonder how long he was seeing her on the side, but at the same time I’m glad this shit is over. But I got some last minute anime nonsense I can unload. *_* last minute stress, ohhhh yeeeaaa.” - Lori

Spoiler: September 2017 Screencaps

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Aaaaaaand this is where I completely tuned out of her drama and she blocked me somewhere in the next few months. Apparently Rikki tried to sleep with one of my close friends in...September(?) of 2017. According to her he couldn’t get the pp up though. I tried to work through things with him after SAK, but that all ended August 2017 when I couldn’t figure out who was lying, why tf he was chatting up my unrelated friend so much behind my back, and I still had my own unresolved relationship problems.

November 2017: Lori and Kevin started dating.

Spoiler: November 2017 Screencaps

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December 2017: In an unusually bold move, Kevin "liked" some of Rikki's posts on Facebook despite knowing Lori's past with him.

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Wow he really posted that? That’s a remnant of whatever it was we had. All of my ex boyfriends and flings know I’m constantly singing Fall Out Boy in the car to the point they unwillingly know the lyrics

March 2018: By this point, Kevin dropped out of college and moved to Seattle for Lori. They continued to live in the apartment with Rikki's name on the lease. Lori used Kevin's car to cheat on him with Rikki. Lori and Rikki then planned to kick Kevin out of their apartment.


April 2018: Kevin proposed to Lori and they became engaged for the first time. They quickly broke-up when Kevin discovered that Lori cheated on him with Rikki. Police intervention was required when their fight became violent and dangerous. Kevin's friends and family also try to intervene and move him back to his hometown in Utah.

oh that’s right he proposed to her as a birthday present after breaking up with her only a few days before iirc?

"Friends of Lori, I'm very worried, I'm at work. Lori isn't answering her phone and has been consistently threatening to bring her Rikki ex back since the beginning... I fucked up and accused her of cheating multiple times because im terrified of it and she acts very distant, doesn't apologize for anything and I can't find any other justification why im being treated so poorly after doing a lot for us. I get multiple accusations can be hurtful, but she refuses to communicate or work it out.

They [Lori and Rikki] planned behind my back to kick me out in March. She used my car to see him. She's forced me to unfriend all my female friends that are not dangerous in any way to prove im not doing anything. I pay 200 in rent a month and buy all gas, all food, all groceries, most entertainment and several other important expenses. I got a job solely to take care of her.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I feel neglected and abused. I've prevented her from killing herself 3 times and even endangered my own life. I dont know where else to reach because it's his name on the lease so if they call the cops im the one who looks bad. Again I'm at work and I'm scared her and rikki might be breaking and throwing all of my stuff out. My entire life is on my computer. I'm terrified." - Kevin

Spoiler: April 2018 Screencaps

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2018-2019: Lori lovebombed Kevin into continuing their relationship. She then moved to Utah to freeload off of Kevin and his parents'.

July 2019: Lori and Kevin attended Anime Expo (AX). He proposed to her a second time at the convention in cosplay. After the convention, an anon on Lori's Lolcow.Farm thread posted that Lori planned to cheat on Kevin at AX. Kevin assumed it was Rikki and accused Lori of cheating.

“Someone linked me here because Lori was messaging me asking me to fuck her at AX a few weeks ago. Once i was told she had a BF i blocked her. Dude check your bitches phone.” - Anon

“Honestly I trust Lori over this anon, but messing with someone’s relationship is unforgivable. This is really screwing with our heads. Rikki Cory is her ex and hes on the thread claiming a lot of stuff and he has abused both of us before so it could be him. So it might be him. I don’t know. But I need the truth out of someone.” - Kevin

“So who did you ask to fuck at AX? Rikki is in the thread posting proof as we speak.” - a text from Kevin to Lori

Spoiler: July 2019 Screencaps

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Damn. Sometimes you really don’t think it be like it is, but then it do. @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere you are an absolute informational saint.

Christian: "I bet he [Rikki] got a little dick"
Lori: "To be fair no."
Christian: "Oh....shit."
Lori: "I know. But. He's never gonna get a beauty like me that is into his shit cause let me tell you."

Spoiler: “Rikki’s Dick Size”

Nah fam sorry that shit was average size at best. 4-5”?

 

[Miss Misery]

Nah fam sorry that shit was average size at best. 4-5”?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Just in case you weren't convinced that Lori is a psychopath...

"Just your daily reminder to be a good bean. its not difficult to be positive and uplifting to those around you." - Lori the Hypocritical Abuser

 

[Cryptozoology]

Loony Lori Update

Where's Lori?: Kitty (@misskittymoxie) paid us a visit and courageously told her truth. Lori, on the other hand, has been awfully quiet. That's too bad because it'd be great to hear what really happened. It's the perfect opportunity for Lori to put rumors to rest, clear her name, tell her truth, and expose all of the ugly liars who have disrespected her over the years.

Daily Degeneracy: Here's some Lori bullshit du jour. She seems a bit grumpy today. I wonder why.

Lori: "You know where to go to see the cute shit "
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Spoiler: More Thrilling Lori Lewd Content

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IG User: How it's so perfect ;-;
Lori: lots of sleep
IG User: I proceed to put my uwu
Lori: I just woke up from a nap!!
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OMG Shoes: Guess what else Stalker Moon copied from @misskittymoxie? A love of kawaii shoes. It's creepy and ridiculous but, sadly, not surprising because Lori is Lori. Let's add CopyKat Kou to Lori's list of nicknames.

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Spoiler: Lori the CopyKat Kou

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Kevin's Facebook: Kevin's "AdollaSkye" Facebook account is gone. Hmm... [LINK]

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EDIT: Lori recently added these videos to her IG stories.

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That last video lmao, "yeah I eat! I swear guys! Look, here's a gif sticker of a food! I eat burgers! And pizza!" immediately after the whole ana-chan discussion, as if that's not a total ana-chan move.

You don't have to be skeletal to have an ED. Depending on where she is in the 90's she might actually be underweight, which if I'm not mistaken is required for an anorexia diagnosis. Not that I really care, just figured I'd mention it.

i did not meet Rikki until winter of 2016. Anything before this time was not me. If Rikki was off doing his own thing before 2017, it was with someone else. I wasn’t even married until early 2016

End of January/Early Feb 2017: Rikki tells MM (myself) that he’s broken up with Lori and is 100% hers now.

Feb-Sept(?)Oct(?) 2017: Rikki and MM try to figure shit out despite his sexual boundary overstepping, constant breach of trust, and abuse of money.

He did also admit to running up her credit card before he moved out (back with his dad) so she would be “financially crippled”
Reading all this though I have no idea who actually had the money in the relationship?..


It’s not that he didn’t think anything was wrong, it’s because I already had open communication with him about what was going on and that I wanted a divorce. He already knew about Rikki, and he didn’t trust her either. ESPECIALLY after she posted screens of their convo (where she crops out all her own shifty responses).

Carpooled with...LMAO. Bro I drove his ass to work because he was borrowing Lori’s car and didn’t have a vehicle of his own The mf always needed money, and rides, etc.

This was a bad weekend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


oh bullshit. My birthday is April 9th. She made that up for dramatics.


oh my actual fuck from MY point of view him and I weren’t “together.” I TOLD him over and over if him and her were sleeping together I didn’t care because I knew he needed the sex. But i always followed that up with “the only thing that I’ll have a problem with is if you’re lying to me.” Hmmm

Awwwh look at my cute round face at meat buffet. I definitely posted that photo for a reaction and I 100% got it.

Debated telling me?.. she was up in my DMs telling me about it?

Spoiler: “DMs July 2017”

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Aaaaaaand this is where I completely tuned out of her drama and she blocked me somewhere in the next few months. Apparently Rikki tried to sleep with one of my close friends in...September(?) of 2017. According to her he couldn’t get the pp up though. I tried to work through things with him after SAK, but that all ended August 2017 when I couldn’t figure out who was lying, why tf he was chatting up my unrelated friend so much behind my back, and I still had my own unresolved relationship problems.

Wow he really posted that? That’s a remnant of whatever it was we had. All of my ex boyfriends and flings know I’m constantly singing Fall Out Boy in the car to the point they unwillingly know the lyrics


oh that’s right he proposed to her as a birthday present after breaking up with her only a few days before iirc?

Damn. Sometimes you really don’t think it be like it is, but then it do. @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere you are an absolute informational saint.

Spoiler: “Rikki’s Dick Size”

Nah fam sorry that shit was average size at best. 4-5”?

Thanks for coming by to share with us, Kitty! People who know subjects personally are, for the most part, really valuable here. Having to figure out where your own brain is at after someone makes you look and feel crazy for so long is no joke. Some people can have this just terrifying power over your very perception of reality.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

i did not meet Rikki until winter of 2016. Anything before this time was not me. If Rikki was off doing his own thing before 2017, it was with someone else. I wasn’t even married until early 2016

End of January/Early Feb 2017: Rikki tells MM (myself) that he’s broken up with Lori and is 100% hers now.

Feb-Sept(?)Oct(?) 2017: Rikki and MM try to figure shit out despite his sexual boundary overstepping, constant breach of trust, and abuse of money.

He did also admit to running up her credit card before he moved out (back with his dad) so she would be “financially crippled”
Reading all this though I have no idea who actually had the money in the relationship?..


It’s not that he didn’t think anything was wrong, it’s because I already had open communication with him about what was going on and that I wanted a divorce. He already knew about Rikki, and he didn’t trust her either. ESPECIALLY after she posted screens of their convo (where she crops out all her own shifty responses).

Carpooled with...LMAO. Bro I drove his ass to work because he was borrowing Lori’s car and didn’t have a vehicle of his own The mf always needed money, and rides, etc.

This was a bad weekend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


oh bullshit. My birthday is April 9th. She made that up for dramatics.


oh my actual fuck from MY point of view him and I weren’t “together.” I TOLD him over and over if him and her were sleeping together I didn’t care because I knew he needed the sex. But i always followed that up with “the only thing that I’ll have a problem with is if you’re lying to me.” Hmmm

Awwwh look at my cute round face at meat buffet. I definitely posted that photo for a reaction and I 100% got it.

Debated telling me?.. she was up in my DMs telling me about it?

Spoiler: “DMs July 2017”

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Aaaaaaand this is where I completely tuned out of her drama and she blocked me somewhere in the next few months. Apparently Rikki tried to sleep with one of my close friends in...September(?) of 2017. According to her he couldn’t get the pp up though. I tried to work through things with him after SAK, but that all ended August 2017 when I couldn’t figure out who was lying, why tf he was chatting up my unrelated friend so much behind my back, and I still had my own unresolved relationship problems.

Wow he really posted that? That’s a remnant of whatever it was we had. All of my ex boyfriends and flings know I’m constantly singing Fall Out Boy in the car to the point they unwillingly know the lyrics


oh that’s right he proposed to her as a birthday present after breaking up with her only a few days before iirc?

Damn. Sometimes you really don’t think it be like it is, but then it do. @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere you are an absolute informational saint.

Spoiler: “Rikki’s Dick Size”

Nah fam sorry that shit was average size at best. 4-5”?

Oh wow, the original Lori and Rikki timeline [LINK] needs to be updated to reflect all of this valuable new info. Thanks so much for sharing your personal experiences regarding Lori with us, Kitty. Some "lolcows" are eccentric yet benign people who bring some levity to the human experience. Unfortunately, Lori is more of a "horrorcow." She's malignant, hostile, violent, and remorseless. She has a history of grooming minors and targeting vulnerable individuals to serve as minions for her emotional, sexual, and financial pleasure. She steals, grifts, lies, and takes advantage of others whenever possible. Simply put, Lori is a bad person. She's a black hole who wears human skin.

When you hear the word "predator," who (or what) do you think of first? Probably not a short, middle-aged woman with pastel rainbow hair posing with a V sign and stuffed animals. Unfortunately, a good predator doesn't look like a predator. Lori has had many factors in her favor that have enabled her abuse of others and avoid responsibility over the years. Some of these factors include:

- She's female.
- At 5 feet tall (152 cm), Lori is short and appears physically unthreatening.
- She's interested in hobbies with niche communities that are more forgiving and vulnerable than more mainstream activities. [Five Geek Social Fallacies]
- Her grifting lifestyle with a fragmented history that makes it difficult to know her true past.

Predators like Lori thrive in secrecy. Her fragmented and confusing past reveals how skilled she is at moving from victim to victim without consequences. One big sign of emotional health is the ability to tell a coherent and accurate narrative of your life. Why? Because the ability to do so requires reflection, accountability, insight, and a foundational sense of self. For people who have experienced trauma, their life narrative is often shattered by no fault of their own and piecing it together can be a difficult yet incredibly healing experience.

Lori's past is purposely fragmented, though. Without overt connections to her past behavior, she can manipulate people who don't know her history with greater ease. In addition, most people don't look at Lori and think "predator" so she uses this to her advantage. On an extreme level, this type of duplicity reminds me of the "deal with the devil," the infamous plea bargain that serial killer Karla Homolka received before people realized she was a predator instead of the victim she pretended to be.

Spoiler: The Deal With The Devil

"Karla Leanne Homolka (born May 4, 1970), also known as Leanne Teale, is a Canadian serial killer and rapist who, with her first husband Paul Bernardo, raped and killed at least three minors between 1990 and 1992. Homolka attracted worldwide media attention when she was convicted of manslaughter following a plea bargain to serve only 12 years in the rape-murders of two Ontario teenage girls, Leslie Mahaffy and Kristen French, as well as the rape and death of her sister Tammy. Homolka and Bernardo were arrested in 1993. Bernardo was convicted of the Mahaffy-French murders and received life imprisonment and a dangerous offender designation, the full maximum sentence allowed in Canada.

Homolka stated to investigators that Bernardo had abused her and that she had been an unwilling accomplice to the murders. As a result, she struck a deal with prosecutors for a reduced prison sentence of twelve years in exchange for a guilty plea to the charge of manslaughter. Homolka scored 5/40 on the Psychopathy Checklist, in contrast to Bernardo's 35/40. However, videotapes of the crimes surfaced after the plea bargain and demonstrated that Homolka was a more active participant than she had claimed. As a result, the deal that she had struck with prosecutors was dubbed in the Canadian press the "Deal with the Devil." Public outrage about Homolka's plea deal continued until her high-profile release from prison in 2005." - Wikipedia [LINK]

Karla the "innocent" "victim."


Aww, so cute and unassuming.

By organizing Lori's complicated history, archiving evidence for public consumption, and getting information from primary sources like you, Lori's ability to manipulate victims in the future is compromised. For a predator who thrives in the darkness of secrecy, sunlight and truth are the best disinfectants. This thread has been a long time coming. Your decision to share your experience here was brave, @misskittymoxie, and will undoubtedly help people avoid victimization by Lori in the future.

 

[Simul]

All of my ex boyfriends and flings know I’m constantly singing Fall Out Boy in the car to the point they unwillingly know the lyrics

Can confirm.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Hmm... Is this a message from Lori to @misskittymoxie? Recently posted on her IG stories.

"Memories. Feb 18, 2018" - Lori

 

[misskittymoxie]

Hmm... Is this a message from Lori to @misskittymoxie? Recently posted on her IG stories.

"Memories. Feb 18, 2018" - Lori
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Got curious and looked at my own timeline. Look what I posted not even 24 hours before. Is this the part where I say cope harder?

Edit: FOR CONTEXT at this point her and I both had roughly 1k instagram followers. So keep in mind at the time all this was going down we were 100% on an even playing field as far as aesthetic e-thottery attention went. I stopped posting for a few years and only recently started up again, meanwhile she leveraged Kevin’s already built fanbase to jumpstart her own following. Thus, I remain a nobody while she is most clearly superior.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Got curious and looked at my own timeline. Look what I posted not even 24 hours before. Is this the part where I say cope harder?

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Edit: FOR CONTEXT at this point her and I both had roughly 1k instagram followers. So keep in mind at the time all this was going down we were 100% on an even playing field as far as aesthetic e-thottery attention went. I stopped posting for a few years and only recently started up again, meanwhile she leveraged Kevin’s already built fanbase to jumpstart her own following. Thus, I remain a nobody while she is most clearly superior.

Lori is so crazy. She tries to act like a big bad bitch but she's really just a creepy, passive-aggressive coward. If it's any consolation, Lori also skinwalks as Mexican telenovela stock characters. No estas solo, @misskittymoxie.



Lori recently uploaded a video of her lip-syncing to Mrs. Potato Head by controversial singer-songwriter Melanie Martinez. Lori sure dances a lot for someone with a "broken back." The song and lyrics are fucked up considering that Melanie Martinez promotes pedobait content and was accused of rape. Unsurprisingly, Lori loves her music.

Spoiler: Song Lyrics and an Anon's Interpretation

Mrs. Potato Head by Melanie Martinez

If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Even if her face don't stay together

If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
All you need's a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
It's such a waste
When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

Kids forever kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. potato head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Really appreciating the information miss Kitty has brought us, this thread easily has become my favorite lolpig to follow. Keep on the good content coming

While La Cerda thinks she's slick and sends a message to miss Kitty with a cattypost having as much subtlety as a trainwreck, Kevin regales us a picture where Lorena's mouth looks like a dog's asshole.



Dreadful.

 

[faggot fucker]

Lori is really milking this, huh? God, her moves in these "dancing videos" remind me of Steam Powered Giraffe and tiktok cosplayers. It's so fucking grating when grown people do that goofy animatronic shit in 2x speed. Do coomers ask for these weird videos or does she do it to compete with Kitty's tiktoks?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Really appreciating the information miss Kitty has bought us, this thread easily has become my favorite lolpig to follow. Keep on the good content coming

While La Cerda thinks she's slick and sends a message to miss Kitty with a cattypost having as much subtlety as a trainwreck, Kevin regales us a picture where Lorena's mouth looks like a dog's asshole.

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Dreadful.

Sheeiiit, it does.

"Lol hair turned green, haven't redyed cause idk if I wanna keep putting black on it" - Kevin

Lori's current skinwalking identity is Zero Two and Zero Two's boyfriend is Hiro. When Lori decided that she was Zero Two, Lori had Kevin dye his hair black to match Hiro's hairstyle. If Kevin doesn't want to keep dying his hair black, how is he going to be Lori's Hiro?

Kevin wasn't thrilled about his original Hiro dye job in 2018 and Lori had to bribe him with a ring. Now, it sounds like Kevin's getting uppity. Will Lori tolerate this act of rebellion?

"Dark hair doesn't look so bad, trying to stay positive ^^ Lori got me a crown ring too so I'm feeling like a prince~"
- Kevin 2018

Spoiler: Hiro from "Darling in the Franxx"

 

[OstREEEch]

“Dance”

 

[Tugboat]

Sheeiiit, it does look like a dog's asshole.

"Lol hair turned green, haven't redyed cause idk if I wanna keep putting black on it" - Kevin

Lori's current skinwalking identity is Zero Two and Zero Two's husband is Hiro. When Lori decided that she was Zero Two, Lori had Kevin dye his hair black to match Hiro's hairstyle. If Kevin doesn't want to keep dying his hair black, how is he going to be Lori's Hiro?

Kevin wasn't thrilled about his original Hiro dye job in 2018 and Lori had to bribe him with a ring. Now, it sounds like Kevin's getting uppity. Lori had better quash this act of rebellion before he gets out of control and demands to be treated like a human being.

"Dark hair doesn't look so bad, trying to stay positive ^^ Lori got me a crown ring too so I'm feeling like a prince~" - Kevin

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Spoiler: Hiro

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This really does sound like he was forced into dyeing his hair the first time. Seeing everything else though... not surprising. Did he use his natural hair for when he cosplayed Hiro?

Also kek at that ring. Kev, what are you the prince of? The Kingdom of Nobackbone?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

LORI AND NOT SMILING IN PICTURES​

Yeah, this is a thing. If you look at Lori’s pictures, you may notice that she rarely smiles with visible teeth. This is done on purpose and has been a habit of hers since she started cosplaying in 2001.

Lori's Old MySpace Gallery (No Smiling Allowed)


During her Sailor Moon skinwalking years, Lori's official reason for not smiling in photos was that she was portraying the more serious manga version of Sailor Moon instead of the cartoony anime version. The official artbooks are full of wistful, stoic, and sometimes melancholy depictions of Usagi and her soldiers (senshi).

Spoiler: Serious Business Sailor Moon

Lori: "oh i smile just not much in my pictures i dont know, i like the manga artwork, and as we know she may smile all the time in the anime ::like most of us do:: but in the actual, you know, still pictures theres rarely teeth showing my dear. funny you say i never smile though XD look at the first pic XDDD but then again you dont know me but i guess your one of those interwberz that feels she knows everyone from looking at a small selection of pictures <.< OH WELL ::pet pet::"

LJ User: "Umm...excuse me? I'm not saying that 'you don't ever smile.' I'm just saying that from the majority photos I've seen of you, you rarely smile in them, and I'd like to see you smile more. I was just giving you a helpful suggestion."



LJ User: "I wish you smiled more in your pictures, you have a beautiful smile."
Lori: "some pictures require the 'no-smile-usa-face' ^_~"



Questions about this quirk were often met with Lori's signature haughtiness, defensiveness, and hostility. As her toxic behavior led to well-deserved infamy, Lori's refusal to smile in pictures and creepy "same face" shtick became a joke among fellow cosplayers.

It was then discovered that Lori has a missing tooth.

Just as she decided that cosplaying at anime conventions was more important than graduating high school, Lori chose to spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on Sailor Moon costumes instead of dental care.

"Sailor Moon says when cosplaying is moar important than paying for a fuckin' dental plan...nevar smile on pictures. just in case tell people you're trying to portray character from artbook #666 page 249873 OH NOEEESSS!!!" - Anon

Spoiler: Some Rare Lori Teeth and Smile Sightings

Nearly two decades later, Lori still refrains from smiling with visible teeth in most pictures. Some likely reasons for this are wrinkle prevention, hiding her missing tooth (teeth?), emulating manga Sailor Moon, and sheer habit. This also appears to still be a sensitive and triggering topic for her. Here's an example of Lori being a rude and condescending thundercunt to one of Kevin's Facebook friends over the issue.

Kevin's Friend: "I want to see a picture of both of you smiling for once!"

Lori: "Silly pictures are on my fb turtle dove ^_~ friends only unfortunately!"

Friend: "They look the same to me."

Lori: "I think you miss understood what I said dear. You CAN'T see them because he's not tagged in those :> that's for my peeps to see~"

Kevin: "Trust me we get our fair share of smiles!!"

 

[The Husbando Collector]

LORI AND NOT SMILING IN PICTURES​

Yeah, this is a thing. If you look at Lori’s pictures, you may notice that she rarely smiles with visible teeth. This is done on purpose and has been a habit of hers since she started cosplaying in 2001.

Lori's Old MySpace Gallery (No Smiles Allowed)
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During her Sailor Moon skinwalking years, Lori's official reason for not smiling in photos was that she was portraying the more serious manga version of Sailor Moon instead of the cartoony anime version. The official artbooks are full of wistful and stoic depictions of Usagi and her soldiers (senshi).

Spoiler: Serious Business Sailor Moon

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Lori: "oh i smile just not much in my pictures i dont know, i like the manga artwork, and as we know she may smile all the time in the anime ::like most of us do:: but in the actual, you know, still pictures theres rarely teeth showing my dear. funny you say i never smile though XD look at the first pic XDDD but then again you dont know me but i guess your one of those interwberz that feels she knows everyone from looking at a small selection of pictures <.< OH WELL ::pet pet::"

LJ User: "Umm...excuse me? I'm not saying that 'you don't ever smile.' I'm just saying that from the majority photos I've seen of you, you rarely smile in them, and I'd like to see you smile more. I was just giving you a helpful suggestion."

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LJ User: "I wish you smiled more in your pictures, you have a beautiful smile."

Lori: "some pictures require the 'no-smile-usa-face' ^_~"

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Questions about this quirk were often met with Lori's signature haughtiness, defensiveness, and hostility (DO NOT COPY). As her toxic behavior led to well-deserved infamy, Lori's refusal to smile in pictures and creepy "same face" shtick became a joke among her fellow cosplayers.

It was then discovered that Lori had a missing tooth. Just as she decided that cosplaying at anime conventions was more important than graduating high school, Lori chose to spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on Sailor Moon costumes instead of dental care.

"Sailor Moon says when cosplaying is moar important than paying for a fuckin' dental plan...nevar smile on pictures. just in case tell people you're trying to portray character from artbook #666 page 249873 OH NOEEESSS!!!" - Anon

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Spoiler: Some Rare Lori Teeth and Smile Sightings

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Nearly two decades later, Lori still refrains from smiling with visible teeth in many pictures. Some likely reasons for this are wrinkle prevention, hiding her missing tooth (teeth?), emulating manga Sailor Moon, and sheer habit. It appears to still be a sensitive topic for her. Here's an example of Lori being an aggressively rude and condescending thundercunt to one of Kevin's Facebook friends over the issue.

Kevin's Friend: "I want to see a picture of both of you smiling for once!"

Lori: "Silly pictures are on my fb turtle dove ^_~ friends only unfortunately!"

Friend: "They look the same to me."

Lori: "I think you miss understood what I said dear. You CAN'T see them because he's not tagged in those :> that's for my peeps to see~"

Kevin: "Trust me we get our fair share of smiles!!"

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Lori does know that smiling makes someone look more approachable and friendly which would work a thousand more wonders for her uwu smol loli persona than making her mouth look like red sock and suffocating on it, right? Besides smiling doesn't wrinkle you by that much, wrinkles are mostly due to aging and shitty life style habits such as not working out, smoking, drinking a lot of caffeine, awful diet, etc....