Lori is the embodiment of the saying "if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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Man, after the latest, daily lore post (seriously @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere you the real MVP out here, doing daily dives into the trenches of Lori Lunacy), and holy fuck.
All I can say is that as if it wasn't obvious before, there's no way in fuck she ever broke her back.
With all those "clapbacks" on her feed, it's evident that Lori just has no spine to even break.
And then there's this:
"The worker at Dunkin' Donuts called me a liar!
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Lori, it's literally a fucking Dunkin' Donuts. What could the employee have possibly even accused you of lying about?
What kind of donut you wanted? Asking for extra caramel drizzle in your iced coffee? Glaze?
Did they compare IRL you to your pictures, Lori??
I know it's stupid, there are no answers, and it bears absolutely no importance to the overall scheme of things, but I just.
I just want to know.
Because I, for the life of me, cannot understand how this "altercation" occurred in her head (because we all know it didn't actually happen), and how this imaginary slight was apparently so impactful to her day that she had to tweet about it.
Listen, Lori - because I know either you or Kevin check here rather often - I won't sit here and tell you that "Lying is bad" or whatever. Everyone has lied at some point, and they will go on to tell more lies later on in life for a variety of reasons. Even pathological liars can't fully control their habit and often need a wrangler to keep them in check and teach them accountability, I get that.
But you're something else, m'dear.
Because the only thing that's worse than a pathological liar,
is a pathological liar that's really, really shitty at lying.
Just gets sad at that point, tbh.
In that sad = funny kinda way, of course.
All I can say is that as if it wasn't obvious before, there's no way in fuck she ever broke her back.
With all those "clapbacks" on her feed, it's evident that Lori just has no spine to even break.
And then there's this:
"The worker at Dunkin' Donuts called me a liar!
"Lori, it's literally a fucking Dunkin' Donuts. What could the employee have possibly even accused you of lying about?
What kind of donut you wanted? Asking for extra caramel drizzle in your iced coffee? Glaze?
Did they compare IRL you to your pictures, Lori??
I know it's stupid, there are no answers, and it bears absolutely no importance to the overall scheme of things, but I just.
I just want to know.
Because I, for the life of me, cannot understand how this "altercation" occurred in her head (because we all know it didn't actually happen), and how this imaginary slight was apparently so impactful to her day that she had to tweet about it.
Listen, Lori - because I know either you or Kevin check here rather often - I won't sit here and tell you that "Lying is bad" or whatever. Everyone has lied at some point, and they will go on to tell more lies later on in life for a variety of reasons. Even pathological liars can't fully control their habit and often need a wrangler to keep them in check and teach them accountability, I get that.
But you're something else, m'dear.
Because the only thing that's worse than a pathological liar,
is a pathological liar that's really, really shitty at lying.
Just gets sad at that point, tbh.
In that sad = funny kinda way, of course.
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It had something to do with Lori wanting to purchase a $3 dunkin covid mask in person at her location that was only available online and the poor employee had no idea what she was talking about. Highly doubt they straight up called her a “liar”, she’s just the ultimate Karen and has to exaggerate because she wanted a $3 mask with proceeds going to charity for free despite being too stupid to read it was an online only offer.Man, after the latest, daily lore post (seriously @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere you the real MVP out here, doing daily dives into the trenches of Lori Lunacy), and holy fuck.
All I can say is that as if it wasn't obvious before, there's no way in fuck she ever broke her back.
With all those "clapbacks" on her feed, it's evident that Lori just has no spine to even break.
And then there's this:
"The worker at Dunkin' Donuts called me a liar!
Lori, it's literally a fucking Dunkin' Donuts. What could the employee have possibly even accused you of lying about?
What kind of donut you wanted? Asking for extra caramel drizzle in your iced coffee? Glaze?
Did they compare IRL you to your pictures, Lori??
I know it's stupid, there are no answers, and it bears absolutely no importance to the overall scheme of things, but I just.
I just want to know.
Because I, for the life of me, cannot understand how this "altercation" occurred in her head (because we all know it didn't actually happen), and how this imaginary slight was apparently so impactful to her day that she had to tweet about it.
Listen, Lori - because I know either you or Kevin check here rather often - I won't sit here and tell you that "Lying is bad" or whatever. Everyone has lied at some point, and they will go on to tell more lies later on in life for a variety of reasons. Even pathological liars can't fully control their habit and often need a wrangler to keep them in check and teach them accountability, I get that.
But you're something else, m'dear.
Because the only thing that's worse than a pathological liar,
is a pathological liar that's really, really shitty at lying.
Just gets sad at that point, tbh.
In that sad = funny kinda way, of course.
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@OhGodHowDidThisGetHere and @misskittymoxie have absolutely savaged Lori, and it's hilarious watching both her and Kevin trying to ignore the thread on their main accounts when they're desperately F5ing as fast as they can.
It's trashy as fuck to be rude to retail workers and wait staff. Even if somebody makes a mistake, it's not a big fucking deal. It's not the end of the world because your smoothie order was wrong. The only people I see being rude to service workers are terminally insecure wretches like Lori. Watching how someone treats service staff is a huge tell about their personality.
It's trashy as fuck to be rude to retail workers and wait staff. Even if somebody makes a mistake, it's not a big fucking deal. It's not the end of the world because your smoothie order was wrong. The only people I see being rude to service workers are terminally insecure wretches like Lori. Watching how someone treats service staff is a huge tell about their personality.
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You can’t. SS retirement requires 40 credits which is 20 years worth of work. You don’t pay, you can’t get it. However you can get a spousal benefit when one spouse retires, and are entitled to 50 percent father PIA (primary insurance amount). But that requires the other spouse to have paid into the system. If neither had paid into it, you’re at the mercy of ssi if your assets are low enough. Also, people on ssi after 65 and older are entitled to Medicare even if they haven’t paid into that.
source: am a mod elsewhere on the web for social security related things.
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While anyone in any age can be a Karen, it's funny to me that's what she has in common with people of her age group.
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Lori is the ultimate in trashy, poor, Utah, old millennial weeb.
I don't know why these dumbasses love Utah so much but they are all over the place out there. Maybe they feel better about being a poor weeb while surrounded by poor Mormons with 8+ kids.
I don't know why these dumbasses love Utah so much but they are all over the place out there. Maybe they feel better about being a poor weeb while surrounded by poor Mormons with 8+ kids.
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Every time I see these ridiculous outfits I can only think “sex worker”. Which, she is, so it fits.
Setting aside any personal beliefs that one may has about whoring/sex work
I am absolutely amazed at the clothing they’re allowed to sell on Instagram.
This literally all looks like stripper wear. The only place you used to be able to find stuff like this was in Las Vegas/LA, NYC, and if you were lucky your town smut shop. Now they sell it tweens on Instagram. And the women that model it sell the idea to tweens on Instagram. Sigh. A sign of the times, I guess.
Eta I’m 25 so it’s not like I’m being a boomer. I just care about women, and the girls and women of tomorrow.
Eta saying I’m 25 is not a power level. There’s two categories of things you shouldn’t share: things that could be used to identify you, and things you don’t want the rest of us to make fun of.
Setting aside any personal beliefs that one may has about whoring/sex work
I’m a feminist, would probably even label me a radfem as I’m anti-troon and believe sex work is generally harmful to women. So, you know, a feminist who makes sense BUT I DIGRESS
This literally all looks like stripper wear. The only place you used to be able to find stuff like this was in Las Vegas/LA, NYC, and if you were lucky your town smut shop. Now they sell it tweens on Instagram. And the women that model it sell the idea to tweens on Instagram. Sigh. A sign of the times, I guess.
Eta I’m 25 so it’s not like I’m being a boomer. I just care about women, and the girls and women of tomorrow.
Eta saying I’m 25 is not a power level. There’s two categories of things you shouldn’t share: things that could be used to identify you, and things you don’t want the rest of us to make fun of.
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Yeah, you hit it pretty much square on the head. Just preparing the next generation of soon-to-be-trafficked little girls for their future. Its sickening seeing literal children throw on e-girl makeup and put on these stripper boots and bodysuits. All the women who narrowly avoided an abysmal existence as a sex worker now will have to watch children be groomed socially, but more hardcore than ever before. It shouldn't be fucking legal. God, I'm livid. Anyone who sells this without age restriction or shills like Looni deserves to be put against the wall. Speaking of Looni selling stripper clothes to children, why have we never seen her tag anything as an ad? Isn't that illegal? It's clear she is being given directives on what to post, when and what to say, etc.
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Oh boy she’s wearing blue again and you just know that caption means something. They always do, otherwise she doesn’t put them. “She lOoKs SO goOD iN bLUe!” Give it a month or two, her hair is gonna be dyed to match because she just has to do the “current” color better than the salty worthless peasants who hate her. We bow down to your color mastery, empress. Please, step on us with your carefully curated aesthetic flavor of the week that seems to match whichever e-girl you’re hoes mad at for the last 24 hours.
On the subject of tweens, I take solace in the fact that all of the tweens/teens I encounter at the mall don’t really wear this kind of stuff. It’s mostly croptops with mom jeans and the weird middle parts from the 90s. The clothing that 30+ year old influencers think gen Z wants to wear versus what they actually wear is starkly different. I think I most often see this style worn by 22-ish year olds. The ones who have just moved out of their parent’s house with their friend, and now that their mom/dad aren’t berating them for the clothes they’re wearing they swing to the opposite end of the pendulum.
Well, first of all she doesn’t have a creator account. Her account is still a personal one so she cannot form brand partnerships (the ones that display “in a paid partnership with ______” under the username when they make a post.) This is likely because to do so means she needs to actually be official about stuff and unfortunately her reputation is dead in the water already. Or perhaps she has a superiority complex when it comes to having a personal acc vs. creator acc. OR it’s because she doesn’t want people looking up her statistics on Social Blade which you need to have a business/creator account to get stats on. Here’s mine for contrast. There’s a LOT of information you can get on accounts with this site, but you have to check in periodically (as you can see mine skips like 3 months). You can look up Her Twitter Data though!
And then on top of that, I’m not sure if it’s illegal to not tag something as an ad. It’s likely that she’s still buying the clothes from DK but with a discounted price. They’re not paying her actual money, just giving her a 20-50% discount (the amount depends on how credible the company is. 20-30% is shady, 50% is understandable for small business). My Insta is based around my “fashion” choices/where to buy them, and I have gotten discounts in exchange for making posts about the products. I’ve never used the #ad, and the companies who are legitimately compensating me I have a “brand partnership” function for. If she has discount codes that are unique to her, she could be making a small commission (I do.) But again, I still don’t know if legally that requires an “#ad” since it’s paid on commission, not upfront.
Edit: the quote message messed up.
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not even good stripper wear, stripper wear is all about not being a pain in the ass to pull out.
this.
this looks like a huge pain . and it looks like fabric that makes you smell of sweat very quickly
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Thank you for all the info as always! Can I ask you to describe real quick the differences between the kinds of arrangements you/anyone might have with a company? Like is #ad required only when there’s a contract, or? It seems like there’s a lot of gray areas but maybe I’m just not getting it.
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Ready for some loony Lori news? Let's get this shitshow started.
Lori The KopyKat Kou: Guess what @misskittymoxie's old nickname is? Bloo. Given Lori's history of stalking and skinwalking as Kitty with blue hair, I'm going to assume that specific mentions of the color blue are likely a weird passive-aggressive digs at Kitty.
"I look pretty nice inbloo blue" - Lori the Creep
On the topic of Lori stalking Kitty, I found this example of Lori using DARVO to blame Kitty to avoid taking responsibility for herself and her reprehensible actions.
"I really only have one boundary, other than dont fucking hit on me or talk to me flirtatiously, and thats i refuse to have anything to do with anyone thats involved with my abuser from 2017 kitty varney. If any of you ever decide to be her friend remove me first. Respect peoples wishes to not have anything to do with you if youre friends with their abuser"
- Lori The Liar and Hypocrite
"Oof, not too bad in blue"
Daily Degeneracy: Here's your daily helping of Lori bullshit. Guess what the name of @misskittymoxie's car is? Little Beep. Perhaps this and Lori's mention of "blue" are coincidences. Yet looking through Lori's pictures and hashtags in comparison to Kitty's makes it unsettlingly clear that Lori was (is?) fixated on Kitty. Either way, I want to document these "coincidences" for future reference.
"Beep beeplazy crazy"
"Beep beep"
Lori The Narcissist: What a healthy and loving relationship.
IG User: "Lucky he who makes love to you."
Lori: "oh he knows"
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, KEVIN
Dollskill Elf Ears: Is controversial clothing company Dollskill trolling Lori again or is it just wishful thinking? The first known incident of Dollskill trolling Lori was when they alluded to her being 43 years old. EDIT: I agree with @Gaitlord that this is very likely a coincidence but knowing that it pisses Lori off makes it worth mentioning.
35 Years Old: Lori insinuated that people hate her because she's 35 years old and compared herself to Rihanna. That's strange. I thought people hated Lori because she was an abusive psychopath who poses a threat to others. Hmm... And, yes, Lori - you and Rihanna have so much in common.
Twitter User: "Rihanna is 33 with no kids. Y'all hear me? Rihanna's a billionaire"
Lori: "Shit, based on my haters logic she [Rihanna] has to retire in 2 years xD KEEP SHINING GIRL"
Kevin The EBoy: Last I recall, Kevin was a "boi," not a "boy." So, is he an "eboi"? Is that a thing?
Lori The KopyKat Kou: Guess what @misskittymoxie's old nickname is? Bloo. Given Lori's history of stalking and skinwalking as Kitty with blue hair, I'm going to assume that specific mentions of the color blue are likely a weird passive-aggressive digs at Kitty."I look pretty nice in
On the topic of Lori stalking Kitty, I found this example of Lori using DARVO to blame Kitty to avoid taking responsibility for herself and her reprehensible actions.
"I really only have one boundary, other than dont fucking hit on me or talk to me flirtatiously, and thats i refuse to have anything to do with anyone thats involved with my abuser from 2017 kitty varney. If any of you ever decide to be her friend remove me first. Respect peoples wishes to not have anything to do with you if youre friends with their abuser"
- Lori The Liar and Hypocrite
"Oof, not too bad in blue"
Daily Degeneracy: Here's your daily helping of Lori bullshit. Guess what the name of @misskittymoxie's car is? Little Beep. Perhaps this and Lori's mention of "blue" are coincidences. Yet looking through Lori's pictures and hashtags in comparison to Kitty's makes it unsettlingly clear that Lori was (is?) fixated on Kitty. Either way, I want to document these "coincidences" for future reference."Beep beep
"Beep beep"
"Ass on the feeed"
"Wink wink bb Saber"
"Wink wink bb Saber"
Lori The Narcissist: What a healthy and loving relationship.IG User: "Lucky he who makes love to you."
Lori: "oh he knows"
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, KEVIN
Dollskill Elf Ears: Is controversial clothing company Dollskill trolling Lori again or is it just wishful thinking? The first known incident of Dollskill trolling Lori was when they alluded to her being 43 years old. EDIT: I agree with @Gaitlord that this is very likely a coincidence but knowing that it pisses Lori off makes it worth mentioning.
35 Years Old: Lori insinuated that people hate her because she's 35 years old and compared herself to Rihanna. That's strange. I thought people hated Lori because she was an abusive psychopath who poses a threat to others. Hmm... And, yes, Lori - you and Rihanna have so much in common. Twitter User: "Rihanna is 33 with no kids. Y'all hear me? Rihanna's a billionaire"
Lori: "Shit, based on my haters logic she [Rihanna] has to retire in 2 years xD KEEP SHINING GIRL"
Kevin The EBoy: Last I recall, Kevin was a "boi," not a "boy." So, is he an "eboi"? Is that a thing?
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They have terrible fashion sense and she reminds me of Onision doing the face faces/poses for OF.
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I don’t know, I’m leaning towards these aren’t coincidences and she is still obsessed with @misskittymoxie and these are lame attempts at trolling her. But I don’t think Dollskill cares enough about crazy Lori to even think of trolling her. She’s just another living advertisement for them, that’s all. They’re not going to go out of their way to correct a commenter on lori’s actual age lol they just don’t want to alienate anymore potential customers by leaving ageist comments on their account unchecked. They’re hated enough as it is. And the elf ears are just a common trend amongst their targeted demographic.
Anyway, can someone please teach this crazy bitch how to do winged eyeliner on hooded eyes? Her eye make up is fucking terrible. Far worse than most teens’ and she’s supposed to be this cosplay elder? But knowing how delusional Lori is, she probably views hooded eyes as a flaw or something idiotic like that and would deny even having them.
Anyway, can someone please teach this crazy bitch how to do winged eyeliner on hooded eyes? Her eye make up is fucking terrible. Far worse than most teens’ and she’s supposed to be this cosplay elder? But knowing how delusional Lori is, she probably views hooded eyes as a flaw or something idiotic like that and would deny even having them.
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Absolutely! I’m happy to share my knowledge to aid in your entertainment of the Looni Goddess and all other milk consumption in which you choose to partake.
The short answer is this:
FTC guidelines also affect influencers
CC: Basically, the FTC requires you to disclose when you have any financial, employment, personal, or family relationship with a brand.
This can include everything from being paid and receiving a gift, even if you think your evaluations are unbiased or you weren’t specifically asked to review a product.- later.com
CC: Well, the latest advice from the FTC is that a simple explanation, such as: “Thanks to [insert brand] for the free product,” is often enough.
Equally, you can still use terms like “advertisement,” “ad,” and “sponsored,” so long as they are clearly visible to anyone who engages with your content. -later.com
This can look like just having “ad” in the post, OR you can also have a recent addition called “branded content” which
A lot of influencers and smaller (sometimes sketchy) brands shirk this by calling it a “collaboration”. You’ll often see “DM or Email for Collab” in larger influencer account bios.
I haven’t fully researched the legal legitimacy of collab, but if you scroll comments sections you’ll occasionally see comments from weird spammy usernames saying “OmG wE LOve yOur feED uwu DM foR cOlLAb!”. I did decide to respond to one (for science...and attention!) and
Again, most of these types of influencer hawks are looking to gain either free content/rep/etc. and promise smaller accounts the ability to fulfill their desire to gain more followers.
Most ‘influencers’ are posting images with flattering reviews in an attempt to get brand-senpai to notice them. These “ads” do not indicate a relationship with the company, but rather are an attempt to get the company to reshare their post in an attempt to gain followers. These, afaik, are not actually ads.
Some companies have a natural relationship with social media, and have a hashtag specifically for people who want their posts —that aren’t affiliated with them, are not an ad, but by nature show off the product—to be shared.
NOW THAT WE HAVE SOME CONTEXT!
Let’s apply this lesson to our Divine Bovine who cannot stop regurgitating DK clothing/affiliated brands.
So we’ll assume she’s following FTC guidelines. I’ve gathered some shots of her most recent caption posts to insta.
These are the brands she’s repping. If she’s following FTC guidelines, these companies actually have nothing to do with her other than the very occasional reshare of her photos, which includes tagging her at most. Therefore we can assume that she’s not actually affiliated with these companies, she’s buying these items at full price or regular consumer discount. I decided to look further into it, and found that each of these companies (all in the DK umbrella) have only posted her a few times within
DK POSTS (2 count)
YRU SHOES POSTS (3 count)
CURRENT MOOD POSTS (1 count)
CLUB EXX POSTS (3 count)
SUGAR THRILLZ POSTS
-none-
YRU SHOES POSTS (3 count)
CURRENT MOOD POSTS (1 count)
CLUB EXX POSTS (3 count)
SUGAR THRILLZ POSTS
-none-
Only one of them gave her a discount code, and they haven’t posted her to their page. It is possible it was shared to their story. The account is small, though, and if she reached out to them (instead of the other way around) they
These companies post content gathered from so many accounts constantly to get posted once or twice is “just a nice thing that happens”. These ‘influencers’ buy the products at full price, or with a coupon that is available to the general consumer population. It would be way more believable for her to be in a paid partnership with these companies if her content was getting consistently shared and not just random photos posted same day (usually from these companies scrolling through their recent hashtag for whatever suits their fancy.) This would also explain how she’s not receiving new, not yet released products to promo before launch to build hype.
One last thing to keep in mind is that she’s still a personal account, not a creator account, so despite her having “100k” followers she cannot use the “branded content” tool. This means that brands who operate with integrity (which is definitely not DK) are not likely to be interested in working with her.
Hope this helps!
[obligatory edit for attachments because i upload too many photos]
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Thanks so much, that was really interesting to learn!
I’m baffled why she wouldn’t get a creator account. Do you have thoughts about that?
Also, kind of unrelated and definitely take with a grain of salt due to pandemic but does Lori ever leave the house? Like at all?
I’m baffled why she wouldn’t get a creator account. Do you have thoughts about that?
Also, kind of unrelated and definitely take with a grain of salt due to pandemic but does Lori ever leave the house? Like at all?
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You'd think they woulda been chased out by now based on how conservative Utah is
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She's lazy af
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Utah likes to pretend to love these misfits in hopes that they will someday convert and have 14 kids for the Church to brainwash.
A lot of trash get by in Utah because of this. There are plenty of people who will let them grift in hopes they will feel grateful enough to join the LDS. There are also plenty of telemarketing jobs for people with no fucking ambition.