Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
The way insane pedo totally ignores what doesn't fit his insane agenda about Bernie Sanders. Sanders being a millionaire that owns multiple houses, credit cards, etc.

Note to Lucas: If Sanders had a Gen Z daughter in Spokane, no way would he want you to creep on her.
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Indeed. He doesn't listen to anything or anyone that questions his insanity

Speaking of which, he posted a video talking about how he wants 'no laws' in the US and one of his examples of things that would happen includes 'rich people' doing things with literal 5 year olds. He says the stuff about 5 year olds while licking his lips, getting a weird look on his face and saying 'i'll let your imagination run' (cause i'm sure his is, mr licks his lips taking about people raping 5 year olds). Claims he 'almost stopped it right there cause it was gross' and claims its referring to epstein

Holy fucked up projection batman

 
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WonderWino said:
Indeed. He doesn't listen to anything or anyone that questions his insanity

Speaking of which, he posted a video talking about how he wants 'no laws' in the US and one of his examples of things that would happen includes 'rich people' doing things with literal 5 year olds. He says the stuff about 5 year olds while licking his lips, getting a weird look on his face and saying 'i'll let your imagination run' (cause i'm sure his is, mr licks his lips taking about people raping 5 year olds). Claims he 'almost stopped it right there cause it was gross' and claims its referring to epstein

Holy fucked up projection batman

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Lol at that redistrute wealth @ 47000 dollars per person. As if that will solve the countries money woes. What a fucking moron. He really is a communist. Ill bet he wants Kommunalki. Easy child access.
 
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Is it me or does lucas look eerily like barney from the simpsons

This looks an awful lot like how I would expect lucas to look and act when getting told to stop creeping on the girls at the bar by the bartender.....while drinking his starbucks coffee of course

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The resemblance is uncanny

Also, the exact expression i'd expect when lucas gives little girls the creepy sideways glare in the bar while drinking his 'sophisticated' drinks. Has the hair slicked back, dressed to the nines, and the angry body language we've all come to expect

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He even does that thing lucas does with holding his finger up to his mouth before he speaks

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and finally, exactly how I expect lucas's reaction to be when he was kicked out of the globe and every other bar in spokane

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I rest my case
 
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I got you. First time archiving a YouTube video, hopefully I didn't bork it up.

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Well that took a dark turn. Lucas having a boxcutter?? Totally innocent. Sheesh.
Also, lol at him having too high of standards to get with a homeless girl in short shorts...Totally happened.
 
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LOL bernie bros rise up everybody. He seriously thinks bernie is going to beat trump in the election and usher in some socialist paradise where nobody will call him a creep anymore or refuse to date him because he is on welfare and a terrible person

If bernie does get the nomination its going to be 9 months of lucas feeling super entitled and going off the rails about how things are going to change big time and how he'll finally have his tween waifu breeder with an end to the 'discrimination' against him....followed by the inevitable breakdown in november when trump wins again that'll more than likely be on par with the craziest reeeeing after the last election. He is really throwing all his crazy eggs in one basket with this one. He's utterly convinced, you can see it in his body language and hear it in his voice

The best part is how he goes on and on about what will change....and uses examples entirely of what he claims has been done to him. Once again proving hes a total narcissist and that everything has to center around how it can benefit him most

He's more transparent than a hooters waitress's white tshirt during a wet tshirt contest

 
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Now that it looks like, barring some kind of catastrophe, Bernie is going to get the nomination, I’m almost dreading the incessant mooing we’re going to get. It’s not even going to be funny but it’ll be relentless.
 
Uh oh. Here we go again with the catfishing. Lucas claims he has an 18 year old female friend in chicago, who agrees with a bunch of the stuff he says

Gee, doesn't sound like a catfish at all. What a gullible fucking idiot. He can't even keep a coherent line of thought going without stopping and looking stunned as fuck in mid sentence

and as usual, everything he has ever done is all lies and claims and made up of course. For someone who claims to be innocent he sure likes to act like a guilty person by saying 'you can't prove i'm a creep' so often

 
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WonderWino said:
LOL bernie bros rise up everybody. He seriously thinks bernie is going to beat trump in the election and usher in some socialist paradise where nobody will call him a creep anymore or refuse to date him because he is on welfare and a terrible person
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If Bernie gets elected and doesn't gib da pussi to the Wern, he's going to go full Travis Bickle.
 
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WonderWino said:
Uh oh. Here we go again with the catfishing. Lucas claims he has an 18 year old female friend in chicago, who agrees with a bunch of the stuff he says

Gee, doesn't sound like a catfish at all. What a gullible fucking idiot. He can't even keep a coherent line of thought going without stopping and looking stunned as fuck in mid sentence

and as usual, everything he has ever done is all lies and claims and made up of course. For someone who claims to be innocent he sure likes to act like a guilty person by saying 'you can't prove i'm a creep' so often

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And as usual too, he sure does well talking out of his ass on religion/Christianity. Teaching children about Jesus is child abuse and a threat to society, for they are going to grow up to be evil people.


The proof he's a complete wicked POS psycho predator is Lucas himself. There is no hiding the fact.
 
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Ah yes, Republican women must be throwing themselves at him because he's now said he won't date a Republican to send the Republican party a message that they don't deserve him.

Talk about an inflated sense of self worth that's entirely undeserved.
 
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Bernie just got crunched in a mostly black state, I can't wait for Lucas the progressive, to remind those NIGGERS that they should vote for free shit and equal rights.

I'm shocked as always how his brain some how ticks in a way that can sustain basic functions like breathing. Frankly, I am shocked he doesn't need to write on his hand (inhale wait exhale) I'm sure fatty has sleep problems and doesn't have a CPAP so he's probably just as if not louder to his neighbors in his periods of hibernation in the flop house.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Bernie just got crunched in a mostly black state, I can't wait for Lucas the progressive, to remind those NIGGERS that they should vote for free shit and equal rights.
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Florida is mostly white at 75%. The only place that is "mostly" black is D.C. which isn't even a state. Runner up is Mississippi at just less than 40%. There isn't a state that's mostly black.
 
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AnOminous said:
Florida is mostly white at 75%. The only place that is "mostly" black is D.C. which isn't even a state. Runner up is Mississippi at just less than 40%. There isn't a state that's mostly black.
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I did use some hyperbole since we know Lucas reads here, and you are correct. As we are seeing some slides in the Bern coming into Super Tuesday, I suspect Lucas is going to really lose his cool towards people and I was mildly poking fun at his serious dislike of black people while he loves to claim everyone else's bigotry.

Even if Bernie gets the nod (and it's looking less and less likely) Lucas gloating will be just as racist, so I don't know why I even tried to make a joke, the only humor we need is a 40 year old man who can't be trusted with a toilet.
 
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