Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I love this video, it really shows how volatile he is when he is having a manic episode. It furthermore, shows his flawed logic, screaming on the streets of Spokane at the top of his lungs with nobody around, is going to portray him as an ally and would make him desirable as a "mate". It also shows how outraged and destructive he can be, not to mention the funniest moment was him running out of breath when saying "classist".

I also love this video, Lucas goes from being all confident and having a tremendous amount of swagger, to being a bitch boy, just like almost every guy who got caught by Chris Hansen. It is great how @Jeremiah the Bullfrog interviewed him! Pointed questions, open ended a great mix of listening and grilling. It was also one of the Wern's signature chimp outs IMO. Not to mention he sperged out in the comments section, while on his humiliating bus ride home!

Lucas's stupidity in insisting that the age he subjectively thinks a girl "looks" is any sort of defense against the illegality of grooming / cp charges is simply mind-boggling.

He keeps insisting, going so far as to suggest that a NUDE PHOTO from a child whose father obviously knows her correct age "looks older".

"Your Honor, dem titties didn't look no 16, sir. Dem titties was juicy and progesteronin', aint no way no how big titties like that be on a little girl like he say she is! You see, I's somewhat of an authoritah on underage titties; I know 'em and dey know me, ayup. I thusly refuse to believe it, your Honor! Dem titties looked older!"

(Somewhere along there Lucas turned into Jim from Huckleberry Finn. I don't quite know how that happened...)

 

[Josef Mengele]

Was that the rant that resulted in him getting medicated the first time?

I assume the last time he was actively taking meds was sometime in the late 2000's/early 2010's. He had some inpatient psychiatric stays in 2017 and 2018 (he was medicated but discontinued medication after release) and some voluntary commitments in 2019, 2020 (possibly medicated, if so definitely discontinued medicine), and a speculated stay in 2021 (speculated because of massive weight gain in short period of time, possibly medicated?). It is also pretty common for people with bipolar and schizophrenic disorders to believe that they are being screwed with by the medicine. This usually leads to poor medicine routine adherence. Lucas really has no excuse not to take medicine, the government medicare program should fully or almost-fully fund his prescription drug costs and he might be able to get the other portion payed for by using state and city ran programs.

 

[AnOminous]

He had some inpatient psychiatric stays in 2017 and 2018 (he was medicated but discontinued medication after release) and some voluntary commitments in 2019, 2020 (possibly medicated, if so definitely discontinued medicine), and a speculated stay in 2021 (speculated because of massive weight gain in short period of time, possibly medicated?).

Sometimes, they use an injection of a long-acting antipsychotic on noncompliant patients like these. Usually these last a month, so that would give Lucas a bit of non-crazy time. If they're not using that, they should, but I don't know what kind of trash-tier psych treatment a bum like Lucas would get.

 

[Da Dude123]

Sometimes, they use an injection of a long-acting antipsychotic on noncompliant patients like these. Usually these last a month, so that would give Lucas a bit of non-crazy time. If they're not using that, they should, but I don't know what kind of trash-tier psych treatment a bum like Lucas would get.

Someone once brought up withholding the re-tard bux for Lucas unless he stays compliant on his meds. That won't probably happen, but it is an interesting idea.

Wonder where that autistic bum is? Why has he gone silent?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Someone once brought up withholding the re-tard bux for Lucas unless he stays compliant on his meds. That won't probably happen, but it is an interesting idea.

Wonder where that autistic bum is? Why has he gone silent?

It's weird; he got a ton of money, that should have been more than enough for him to get a cell phone if he lost one, right? I mean, even with Lucas's famed gluttony, there's no way he could have burned through $1400 in, what, 2 days? Because we didn't get many videos of him in a hotel, to my knowledge...

Assuming that the money is gone, which I think is a fair assumption to make, it's likely going to be until the first week of May before he has an opportunity to buy a new one.

If he does still have a phone, then this uncharacteristic absence from social media is one of the strangest things he's ever done, even more so than "fresh cream butter on a cracker".

It's hard to imagine that Lucas could resist deleting the comments that his last few posts on Instagram have received...

 

[AnOminous]

No, this one was in early July 2020. If I recall correctly, this is the one that got him a ticket and banned from the park. He hasn't been medicated for quite some time.

He'd have been medicated any time he was in the laughing academy.

Someone once brought up withholding the re-tard bux for Lucas unless he stays compliant on his meds. That won't probably happen, but it is an interesting idea.

They should really do that. Literally just make the psych a payee and you have to come in and get your monthly shot to get your monthly tard bucks.

 

[Windex]

We’ve discussed his payee many times, but since I just came across an old post of Lucas referencing his DSHS account, I figured I would paste these below.

Who is a protective payee?

(1) A protective payee is a person or an employee of an agency who manages client cash benefits to provide for basic needs - Housing, utilities, clothing, child care, and food. They may also provide services such as training clients how to manage money.

The only requirement to being assigned a payee that Lucas fulfills is:

(b) Mismanagement of money (TANF/SFA, PWA, ABD cash, or WCCC) per WAC 388-460-0035;

What are the protective payee's responsibilities?​

The protective payee's responsibilities are to:

(1) Manage client cash and child care assistance benefits to pay bills for basic needs, such as housing and utilities, or as directed in the protective payee plans;
(2) Provide money management for client if this item is included in the protective payee plans;
(3) Provide reports to the department on client progress.

Can you imagine being his payee, and having to draft a report on his progress?

“And as to Warner, Lucas, any progress there?”

“Yes, as of our last meeting, the client informs me that Generation Z is continuing on the same path of ageism, bigotry and general classism. Unfortunately, we still don’t know where the girls at, but he remains plenty good.”

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

We’ve discussed his payee many times, but since I just came across an old post of Lucas referencing his DSHS account, I figured I would paste these below.

Who is a protective payee?

(1) A protective payee is a person or an employee of an agency who manages client cash benefits to provide for basic needs - Housing, utilities, clothing, child care, and food. They may also provide services such as training clients how to manage money.

The only requirement to being assigned a payee that Lucas fulfills is:

(b) Mismanagement of money (TANF/SFA, PWA, ABD cash, or WCCC) per WAC 388-460-0035;

What are the protective payee's responsibilities?​

The protective payee's responsibilities are to:

(1) Manage client cash and child care assistance benefits to pay bills for basic needs, such as housing and utilities, or as directed in the protective payee plans;
(2) Provide money management for client if this item is included in the protective payee plans;
(3) Provide reports to the department on client progress.

Can you imagine being his payee, and having to draft a report on his progress?

“And as to Warner, Lucas, any progress there?”

“Yes, as of our last meeting, the client informs me that Generation Z is continuing on the same path of ageism, bigotry and general classism. Unfortunately, we still don’t know where the girls at, but he remains plenty good.”

Would the protective payee have any idea how the Wern blows his wads of cash? I guess not.

 

[IceQueen]

He always laughs nervously and says "Just kidding" after one of his racist zingers.

Even though, as we all know, he's NOT AT ALL kidding, and he's let out some genuine rage towards Isaac on several occasions.

As expected, his phone serves as a proxy for the anger he's too scared to direct at a child HALF HIS AGE.

I love that on top of everything else utterly hateable about the Wern, he’s also of course one of the people who think that racism, sexism, homophobia, ableism, etc. are perfectly acceptable as long as the person you’re directing it at “deserves” it. Like no PukeAss, that isn’t how it works you fucking imbecile. That shit is NEVER okay, and making it clear that you think there’s a time and place where it’s okay to use the n word, or any other slurs, is very telling.

It's weird; he got a ton of money, that should have been more than enough for him to get a cell phone if he lost one, right? I mean, even with Lucas's famed gluttony, there's no way he could have burned through $1400 in, what, 2 days? Because we didn't get many videos of him in a hotel, to my knowledge...

Assuming that the money is gone, which I think is a fair assumption to make, it's likely going to be until the first week of May before he has an opportunity to buy a new one.

If he does still have a phone, then this uncharacteristic absence from social media is one of the strangest things he's ever done, even more so than "fresh cream butter on a cracker".

It's hard to imagine that Lucas could resist deleting the comments that his last few posts on Instagram have received...

But someone in Spokane saw Lucas, on his phone, after he went radio silent. So I’m very confused as to what he’s up to!

 

[Nobleman]

I have had nothing really to report since I have been disconnected from the whole scene due to working in another department. All I know is Lucas got himself a 90 day HOC ban when he was posting the notebook videos (I cant see what it was for) and Isaac has a 6 month one.

Also on the grapevine, he is indefinitely banned from Cannon, as I guess he did come back after that 24hour ban, and within a short time was banned that night for threats against staff and fellow patrons.

On the best note however, I saw him two days ago walking along main street. I was on my way in that direction so I followed a bit behind. He is wearing the baby blue cloth pants they give out at the hospital emergency room when patients do not have pants or have "ruined" their pants. He is also carrying around a red Second Harvest (they supply the food banks in the region with bulk food) hand bag full of crap. No headphones or phone in sight. He went into the NUDO Ramen house and I passed and he was reading something at the hostess station. After a block I turned around and he had left the place and was heading north.

So that is all I got for everyone. My guess, he got robbed blind by Isaac and crew.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Damn they even stole his pants

 

[SteveGoatman]

Damn they even stole his pants

This simple sentence fills me with terror. The idea that somebody out there actually TOUCHED his pants....

 

[AnOminous]

Would the protective payee have any idea how the Wern blows his wads of cash? I guess not.

Well, they would if they did their job. . .as a government employee. . .oh. . .yeah. . .I guess not.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Well, they would if they did their job. . .as a government employee. . .oh. . .yeah. . .I guess not.

My point is how would they keep tabs on where that money is being spent unless they are aware of what he gets up to through his social media. I doubt they follow how he spends the money he is allocated in precise detail they just know he can’t be trusted with the full months amount given what’s on his file and his history of psychiatric stays and losing his apartment. Whoever looks at his case probably doesn’t have the time to see it in full detail with all the other case files they have to manage but if they could see the full extent of the Wern’s mismanagement of funds damn they would probably be horrified to see him flashing that wad of cash around or using funds to buy lobster to cook in the toaster oven of a homeless shelter. Lucas Werner is the kind of person that makes you question if people like this should get any money at all and instead be left to eat hot cabbage soup off the floor of a shelter; if he’s just going to blow it all on overpriced takeout meals, motel stays and other frivolous expenses is it worth it? At least he’s buying food a lot of the time I suppose which is what’s it is intended for even if it’s to combine caviar and ritz crackers to impress Gen Z of his magnificent tastes.

 

[Serialmom]

PL because I do a lot of work with tech: You'd be really fuckin' surprised, how many people can change a password or set up a new account then call less than 20 minutes later because they already locked themselves out of the account by mistyping (repeatedly) the usually incredibly simple password they just set up and allegedly wrote down.

People are dumber than shit when it comes to remembering passwords and most aren't even bright enough to save the password to their browser (logged in if you want it to go out to new devices) let alone use something like simple and goddamned free password management software.

Or, even worse, they do use those things or do have a definitely not the first document a scammer will steal document called passwords.txt, change a password somewhere, don't update the document or tell the password management software "not now" when it asks if you want it to update the password then get baffled that the saved password(s) no longer work.

Lucas probably as 99 year old granny with stumps for hands level complicated passwords, like the bare minimum any site would require, and I'd be they all contain the words telomeres, ova, ovulator, and fecund somewhere in them, but he's got a swiss cheese brain and I'd bet he forgets his passwords all the time.

How would someone steal your password from documents?

 

[ClownBrew]

Figured it would eventually come to this.

Bastard is so lucky they didn't do far worse to him.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Damn they even stole his pants

either that or he shit himself to ruin his pants

Icequeen:

But someone in Spokane saw Lucas, on his phone, after he went radio silent. So I’m very confused as to what he’s up to!

I feel like he doesn't actually get his phone stolen regularly and just is only in the mood to post sometimes because bipolar, it's usually every couple weeks or so that he starts and stops posting and when he does its usually rage rants so that makes more sense to me than him getting repeatedly robbed and somehow holding himself back from milking it for pity like that time he got beaten up by fat albert

 

[Wernology]

I have had nothing really to report since I have been disconnected from the whole scene due to working in another department. All I know is Lucas got himself a 90 day HOC ban when he was posting the notebook videos (I cant see what it was for) and Isaac has a 6 month one.

Also on the grapevine, he is indefinitely banned from Cannon, as I guess he did come back after that 24hour ban, and within a short time was banned that night for threats against staff and fellow patrons.

On the best note however, I saw him two days ago walking along main street. I was on my way in that direction so I followed a bit behind. He is wearing the baby blue cloth pants they give out at the hospital emergency room when patients do not have pants or have "ruined" their pants. He is also carrying around a red Second Harvest (they supply the food banks in the region with bulk food) hand bag full of crap. No headphones or phone in sight. He went into the NUDO Ramen house and I passed and he was reading something at the hostess station. After a block I turned around and he had left the place and was heading north.

So that is all I got for everyone. My guess, he got robbed blind by Isaac and crew.

I love every part of this sighting, and knowing he finally got banned from the last two shelters that would let him in.

How would someone steal your password from documents?

Some dumbass believes a scam popup, calls the number for "microsoft support", lets the scammer on via remote tools so they can 'fix the hackers and viruses', and while the scammer is talking bullshit and scaring them by running netstat with, "u see all those 'foreign addresses'? those are all the hackers currently on your computer!!' on the backend of whatever legit remote software they're using, they're looking through files (documents and desktop first, usually) for anything that might have a lot of personal info, contact info, tax info, and passwords.

A lot of people are dumb as shit and jot down all their passwords in a text document usually called "passwords.txt" and save it to the desktop or in their documents folder; it's one of the first things a scammer looks for so they can try to gain access to any of the accounts listed.

Happens really frequently; it's a goddamned slow week at work if we don't get at least a dozen usually people over 65 who have had exactly that scenario happen.

If you're going to store your passwords that way at least don't name it passwords.txt and save it in the most obvious place even the dumbest scammer would look first.

 

[Loosey Goosey]

Fatty is really banned from both of his regular shelters. Impressive. Guess if he doesn't end up at that other really sketchy one he'll either do another suicide threat and relax in the laughing academy or just assume his warm weather quarters under a bridge like the troll he is. It's still a long wait for that next tugboat. I'd say hopefully he didn't spend all his Biden bux on stinkerdagger so he can buy a new phone but...you know he did.

 

[Da Dude123]

Fatty is really banned from both of his regular shelters. Impressive. Guess if he doesn't end up at that other really sketchy one he'll either do another suicide threat and relax in the laughing academy or just assume his warm weather quarters under a bridge like the troll he is. It's still a long wait for that next tugboat. I'd say hopefully he didn't spend all his Biden bux on stinkerdagger so he can buy a new phone but...you know he did.

I bet Lucas probably left what was left of his Biden bux sitting out at the Motel 6 room and Isik or one of the troons or other hobos he associates with made off with the loot and maybe his phone too. I would have loved to hear the painful mooooo when that happened.

Lucas being the exceptional bum that he is thought that flashing all stimulus money around would attract the baby zooms. Well, he thought wrong!

Now he has disappeared and we have to rely on sightings from Spokane Kiwis on his whereabouts. Even if Isik stole the money and phone, Lucas will still hang around him and hook him up with weed and booze in the hope that Isik will hand him a Gen Z woman. Someone like Dorothy the Satanist.

I hope he is still in the hospital pants when he reappears. That would be perfect!