Made In Wales AI Productions - Some AI creations of mine - in the best (or worst) possible taste!

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Made In Wales

Made In Wales

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Starmer Out

Pretty self explanatory, I hate the guy.

A short but punchy number which sounds a bit like Ronnie Dio (RIP legend) on vocals in parts.



Shitting In The Street
This one started out as a parody cover of the Jagger/Bowie version of 'Dancing In The Street' but ended up as something different, definitely a funky and funny number.



Driving In My Car

Again, this started off as a parody - this time of the Madness classic of the same title - and mocks those idiots who are driving Jaguar EV's to be woke, only for the car to be an epic fail and a waste of money and time.



Coonies Can't Swim

Written after recent nigger deaths from lakes and the sea in the UK:



It's Climate Change Man

I intended this to be a parody of an almost unheard of XTC B-side called 'Blame The Weather' but this version is way better - the AI did a top job here mocking those climate alarmists and grifters.

 
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Many thanks for the compliments and feedback! I will try and do the 'Yma O Hyd' song this weekend.

Some more:

The Great Brain Robbery

Based on 'The Great Train Robbery' this one takes aim at the woke idiots who will blindly follow and believe anything that they are told, not using their brains nor common sense:



The 'N' Word

Not what you might think, this is the REAL 'N' word which woke idiots hate to hear - NO. They can't abide being told this word and howl and wail when people stand up to them:



It's All About Me

This one sounds a bit like a Robbie Williams song, and takes aim at the celebrities who will virtue signal for Children In Need and Comic Relief, making a personal and financial profit in the process:



Greggs Gave Sausage Rolls To You

An obvious parody of the Rod Argent and KISS classic, this one got the AI treatment and came out as a rocker of its own - paying homage to Greggs the Bakers (who don't bake bread, weirdly enough) and their famous sausage rolls... except the Vegan ones!



You're Not A Girl

I tried to parody 'Part Of Your World' from 'The Little Mermaid' and ended up with this song which was better than I anticipated. Taking aim at those men who claim to be a woman (or MA'AM) this song tells them firmly what they aren't and never will be.

 
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Some more for today:

Tommy

Another parody which got AI'd into something awesome - sending up The Who's classics 'Tommy' (for Tommy Robinson) and 'Pinball Wizard', it's a tribute to the maddest lad from Bedfordshire:



I Won't Eat The Bugs

This one started off as a parody of Robert Palmer's 'Addicted To Love' and became a punchy number in it's own right. Taking aim at Anal Schwab and the WHO, no I won't eat the bugs:



Lord Alli, Keir and the Lobster

A send up of the old Rugby Club singalong 'The Lobster Song', this is a comedic take on what might have took place at Lord Alli's....



The Balls Up Of Keir(ymuir)

Another Rugby Club singalong parodied here - 'The Ball Of Kerrymuir' gets turned into a take down of Labour, the Labour luvvies and Union members etc.



Stop Wanking Off To Porn You Twat

One of my best efforts, this was a response to Ivor Bigun's 'I'm A Wanker' and it's taken on a life of its own as an anti-coomer anthem in the making:



The Mayor Of Simps

Again, this started out as a parody but developed a weird but catchy tune of its own with AI. Using XTC's 'Mayor Of Simpleton' as the basis, this one takes aim at the simps of society:

 
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Mad lad not only made more extraordinary tracks, no, he even created a whole thread for this.
FUCKING BASED!
 
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Okay, some more as I won't be as active on here until the weekend:

Anything For Cash

I tried to parody Meatloaf's 1993 classic 'Anything For Love' but the result was better than I could have imagined - a comedic take on the Labour Government and the fact that they will do anything for cash:



Land Of Our Farmers (Let The Lion Roar)

Playing on the English translation of the title of the Welsh National Anthem, this is an ode to the Farmers of the United Kingdom during what has been immensely tough times.



Corruption Bay

Taking aim at the corrupt Government of Wales in Cardiff (or Corruption) Bay, this parody which originally used ABBA's 1976 hit 'Money Money Money' as the basis is one which turned out far better than imagined:



Woman

Whilst not a massive fan of John Lennon's solo work (though I think he was amazing in The Beatles and he's definitely one of the best musicians ever) 'Woman' is a song which I like, and AI parodying it in order to mock Sir Keir Starmer (who can't tell us what one is) was a no brainer:



Ain't No Pleasing SJW's

Being a fan of Chas 'N' Dave (apologies to the Americans who've never heard of them) their 1982 ballad 'Ain't No Pleasing You' is probably their biggest hit after Rabbit, Gertcha and The Sideboard Song, and it was perfect as the basis for this parody mocking SJW's - 'cause there ain't no pleasing them:



Enter Sandmann

One that I'm personally proud of, a tribute to the absolute mad lad Nick Sandmann who stood up to woke idiots and then destroyed them in the courts. Of course, with Sandmann, there's only one song that I could use - and the AI turned this into something very special.:



I'll be looking to do some more parodies next week, once written, recorded and done I'll post them here.
 
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Mound Dweller said:
Requesting some version of Yma o hyd but in English because it would be funny.
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As requested:

Yma O Hyd / We Are Still Here



English lyrics:

You don't remember Macsen, nobody knows him.
One thousand and six hundred years, a time too long to remember.
When Magnus Maximus left Wales, in the year 383
Leaving us a whole nation, and today - look at us!

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

Let the wind blow from the East,
Let the storm roar from the sea,
Let the lightning split the heavens,
and the thunder shout "encore!"
Let the tears of the faint-heated flow,
and the servile lick the floor.
Despite the blackness around us,
We are ready for the breaking of the dawn!

We remember that Macsen the Emperor
Left our country in one whole piece.
and we shall shout before the nations,
"We'll be here until Judgement Day!"
Despite every Dic Siôn Dafydd*
Despite old Maggie** and her crew
We'll be here until the end of time
and the Welsh language will be alive!

* Dic Sion Dafydd - a pejorative term for a Welsh person who disdain the culture of Wales and become Anglophile instead.

During the late 18th century, Welsh poet John Jones published the satirical ballad Cerdd Dic Siôn Dafydd, following the story of fictional Welshman Dic Siôn Dafydd as he moves to London and begins to disdain the culture of Wales, instead adopting English culture in order to succeed in England.

The ballad notes that Dafydd grew up speaking Welsh but becomes pompous after moving to London, insisting on speaking solely English even to his Welsh-speaking mother.

** Maggie - Margaret Thatcher, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979-1990.

Having posted this, perhaps Dafydd Iwan's classic is also suitable as a Kiwi Farms anthem...

'You don't remember Josh Moon, nobody knows him.
In the year two thousand and thirteen, a brave vision was born;
For brave Josh Moon would go on to create the Kiwi Farms
Making us a whole website, and today - look at us!

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

We are still here,
We are still here,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything,
In spite of everyone and everything.
We are still here.

Let the rage blow from the haters
Let Keffals roar like the sea,
Let the copes, seethes and dilating
Be hilarious to watch for sure
Let the tears of the retarded flow,
and the Niggers lick the floor.
Despite the madness around us,
We are ready for the shit they send our way!

We remember that Josh Moon the Emperor
Left the site in one whole piece.
and we shall shout before oppressors,
"We'll be here until Judgement Day!"
Despite every Lolcow screaming
Despite Liz Fong-Jones and his crew
We'll be here until the end of time
and the Kiwi Farms will be alive!'
 
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Some new editions:

There's Nothing 'Super' About 'Tanskii'

A take-down of the morally repugnant wankspangle called Netanya Marie Smith (aka Supertanskii):



Weston-super-Mare

When you try and parody Bon Jovi's 'Livin' On A Prayer' into a promo for Somerset's premier seaside resort, this is the result:



You'll Be Back

Sending up the classic from 'Hamilton' this one mocks the pretentious and pompous idiots who are always proud to announce that they're quitting 'X' to join Bluesky... and then skulk back because nobody likes them over there:



You Can't Eat A Turbine

Mocking those idiots who hate Farmers and believe that turbines should be made mandatory on their land, even if they starve to death in the process:



Working Man

Sending up the Welsh classic 'Working Man' this modern take issues a broadside at Starmer and how his woke policies are just as damaging to the Working Class as the problems they faced down the mines 100+ years ago:

 
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By popular demand, the Ode To Foodie Beauty:



Also, a take down of Rachel From Accounts:



It's Your Turn parodies Band Aid's 'Do They Know It's Christmas' and turns the table on those sanctimonious celebrities and organisations who want you to hand over your money whilst also refusing to say exactly where your money goes or ends up:



Socialist Millionaires uses Bruce Dickinson's 'Tattooed Millionaire' in order to take aim at the fucking useless Labour Party. Using AI it came out very punchy and rocking:



You Can't Undo History uses Billy Joel's 'It's Still Rock 'N' Roll To Me' as the basis and takes a broadside against SJW's determined to re-write history as they see best (or worst) fit.



Karen's Ahead uses one of ELO's almost unheard of gems in 'Danger Ahead' in order to mock the always annoying Karen's of society.



VAR Is Making Football Quite Absurd uses Elton John's 1977 classic 'Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word' in order to mock VAR (as it is making football quite absurd!)



Scandal uses Queen's 1989 hit of the same name to mock the scandalous Labour Government:

 

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Finally, a parody which got me a few death threats on Social Media last Christmas - Love The Jews which spoofs Black Lace's 'Agadoo' (if you're American, Agadoo was a novelty song which was very cringe but still fun) and mocks idiots who hate them because they believe that every Jew is responsible for the atrocities in Gaza.

My take on it is that both sides are retarded niggers who need to grow the fuck up - Zionists and Hamas need the woodchipper treatment:

 
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I haven't posted here in a while, therefore here's one I recorded today - a punky little number (with lyrics) which takes aim at the supercilious elites and holier-than-thou's:

Stop Being Such A Damn Fool



Sit down and listen 'cause I've had enough
Your brain's all twisted, calling our bluff
You point fingers while the world burns down
Acting like you're the smartest kid in town

Oh, when you're caught in your own trap
You just don't have a clue

Stop being such a damn fool!
You too!
Stop being such a damn fool!
You too!

You scream about who's right and wrong
Been singing the same old tired song
Economy's crashing, people can't eat
But you're too busy being elite

La la la, your privilege shows
A thousand times, we know!

Stop being such a damn fool!
You too!
Stop being such a damn fool!
You too!

Look, I tried to be polite but now I'm done
You think your education makes you number one
Reading all your fancy papers, thinking you're so wise
But you can't see past your own damn lies
Working folks are struggling while you debate
About who to love and who to hate
Your head's so far up where the sun don't shine
You're huffing your own gas and calling it divine
Time to wake up, time to see the truth
Before we all lose faith in me and you

If you could just step back and see
That we're not really enemies
Your reasoning is all messed up
Oh, time to fill a different cup

Stop being such a damn fool!
You too!
Stop being such a damn fool!
You too!

Yeah, it's time to answer back
Put you right back on track
You're just a whiny baby
Acting like you're going crazy
Oh! Hey!
Stop being such a damn fool!
And you!
 
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Some Non-Political tunes which turned out very nice again (as George Formby would have said):

Going Back To You

This one has a great Stevie Wonder vibe to it - very 70s but also sounds fresh for today:



Pulse

A great jazz/funk song, sounds late 90s/early 00s as if somebody like Justin Timberlake could have sung it.



Groove Lock

A modern-era funky number, has vibes of 'Blurred Lines'.



The World Keeps Spinning

A 2010s/20s era funk track with a mellow tune and beat.

 
A new Scottish anthem featuring the future and rightful King of Scotland.

Scotland Forever

 


Been asked to post this as a WEBM upload for @Null and everybody who makes Kiwi Farms a great site.

'In spite of everyone and everything, WE ARE STILL HERE!'
 
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