✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Iron Hamster said:
The kid on the right is 'let me the fuck outta here' and the girl on the left is all 'I witchu'
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Yeah, I begin to feel sorry for that kid.

I don't want to imagine how her son will look when he'll pass 40 years old.
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Super-Chevy454 said:
Yeah, I begin to feel sorry for that kid.

I don't want to imagine how her son will look when he'll pass 40 years old.
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It's one thing when whites troon out, but when blacks do it. It is even more ridiculous, as black men just looks nothing like women. No matter what they do. Not like majority of white MTF troons do it either, but they usually can slip in some feminine aspects.

The Adidas dress is awful, even on biological females. A regular track suit would be 1000 times better, and with the sneakers. Which are awful too, and you don't fucking wear sneakers to a dress. I don't care about if it's comfy, you look like a slob.

He looks like middle aged mom while being a tourist in a charter destination. Cheap flight packs with hotel and usually all-inclusive, which white trash go on.
 
Clown Balls said:
I guarantee as soon as Asians become the cool minority we WILL see the arc where she gets the eyelid surgery.
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With the rise of K-pop Asians are cool now. Since she’s old and out of touch she’s behind on trends so we’ll probably see that in a few years. God damn she’s going to look like an even stranger alien thing. :story:
 
Tombigbee said:
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The grills were hideous in the 'Erotica' era and are just as hideous now. The stupid trousers and bum implants make her look fat and dumpy too - something Madonna most certainly isn't, let's face it. I don't think she's high or anything, she's not acting any differently to how she is usually. She just thinks she's funny, when she really isn't. Her humour sucks but people are too scared to tell her.

Anyhoo, happy birthday Madge! *whistles 'When I'm Sixty-Four' badly, through grills*
 
Tombigbee said:
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Once you go black (goofy-looking-toddler), you never go back.

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How foolish to have a twenty-something lover in your mid 60s and he’s not even hot. 🫤
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Most of her lovers haven't been what you'd call "hot". Kind of surprising really.

To be nice to her on her birthday, I do like what she's wearing, apart from the socks and boots which don't go with the rest of the outfit. Muted, tasteful and suits her colouring.
 
Clown Balls said:
I guarantee as soon as Asians become the cool minority we WILL see the arc where she gets the eyelid surgery.
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Local Target Tard said:
With the rise of K-pop Asians are cool now. Since she’s old and out of touch she’s behind on trends so we’ll probably see that in a few years. God damn she’s going to look like an even stranger alien thing. :story:
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Vingle said:
Ariana Grande was accused of "Asian fishing", so yes.
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Clown Balls said:
Gwen Stefani has done it too. But Vadge will take it to a whole new realm. Eyelid job, jet black hair, Fair and Lovely face whitener and all her old kimonos from Shanghai Surprise. Might even bind her big gross feet.
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Madonna already did the "Asian fishing" thing before it was cool. Check out the music video for Nothing Really Matters (released in 1999):
 
escapegoat said:
She’s not dating those guys for their faces.
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Are you saying his body is hot? Nuh-uh.

He’s weird tall, lanky, ambiguous confused skin coloring, Buckwheat hair. His mustache looks like a teenage boy’s. Maybe he has a big dick but the rest would more than cancel that out.
 
For me it’s more about how desperate she appears than what is or isn’t “age appropriate.” It would be lame for any age pop star to be acting out like this and being so (seemingly) inauthentic.

Madonna wearing grills etc. is one step removed from how ridiculous Celine Dion or Kelly Clarkson or Taylor Swift would look doing it: Getting butt implants, trying so hard to be appear hip. She’s a laughingstock. And so would they be.

Anyway here’s Madonna wishing Elizabeth Taylor a happy 65th birthday. Try to picture Elizabeth flaunting her butt implant or rapping or flashing grills.

Madonna is of a different generation and did come of age (kinda) with hip hop affectations so it is somewhat authentic but she’s leaning way too hard into a youth culture that isn’t really in her wheelhouse. She doesn’t have to start crocheting or eating Werther’s Originals but whatever it is she’s doing now just looks lame.
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