Make the next hit musical or blockbuster movie using current events - It doesn’t have to be good

[JambledUpWords]

So what events will you use to make the next big movie or musical? Here’s an idea of how to outline it:

• Title
• Synopsis
• Lead rolls and characters (can use anyone you’d like)
• Setting
• Desired audience
• Marketing gimmicks
• Merchandise

Events you could use:

• 9/11
• Iraq and Afghanistan wars
• Elections
• Chilean miners
• Dictatorships
• Death of Bin Laden
• Brexit
• Yaniv’s rise to fame
• Saga of Chris Chan
• Haiti earthquake
• Refugee crisis
• Amberlynn’s weight gain journey
• 2008 recession
• Occupy Wall Street
• Arab Spring
• Gamergate (if you want to be unoriginal)
• Ebola
• Swine flu
• Corona
• Anything else you’d like

Now, some of these events aren’t as rosy, but that’s okay. Add your own twist by creating a Mary Sue or embellish what happened. Create twists that never happened just to add drama. Add a love story. Make it more tragic than it actually was. You are the creator.

 

[Childe]

I’d use you as the main character and the setting would be a casting couch.

 

[left arm]

"Please Fuck My Girlfriend," featuring Ian iDubbz, the girlfriend of Ian iDubbz and YOU!
The synopsis writes itself here as well: It's risk taking musical where the audience gets to take turns fucking iDubbz girlfriend. He will do nothing but watch in cuckish delight. However many characters that is, I'm not sure. Someone here has to go to find out.

The "setting" gets to be a stage decorated themed by how boomers imagine the internet works, especially from the 90's, with the desired audience being anyone who can't get any pussy but craves it, and will do absolutely anything for it. The marketing is interesting- all her nudes until the time of the show's release will be censored by advertisements for it.

The only merchandise of this is the recording of all of this happening. It gets leaked on Pornhub anyways.

 

[Thumb Butler]

"Amberlynn’s Big Fat Journey"

• Synopsis The world is falling apart, but in rural Kentucky a big gorl is, for now, still gaining and living a comfy deathfat life. But things are about to change...?
• Lead rolls and characters (can use anyone you’d like) Amber, Becky (voice only), an obese little dog.
• Setting Pillow mountain, bed
• Desired audience deathfats and kiwifarmers
• Marketing gimmicks Ads before, during break, and after
• Merchandise Orange chicken promo code

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’d use you as the main character and the setting would be a casting couch.

The Broken Couch

Staring: @bookiedookie and @JambledUpWords

Synopsis:
Bookie is a sleazy director looking to lure in a nice looking woman by promoting a casting call. Jambled answers this call and arrives. She’s much heavier than he anticipated, but seeing her beautiful face made him forget about it. He starts by having her read a few lines (on a couch) to a camera in a dingy motel. Turned on, Bookie starts to rub her folds and says that it’s part of the script. Bookie loves the smells coming from her and wants more. He then gets her to take off all her clothes. In her 575.6 elbees, she’s standing in front of him like a goddess. He gently tries to get her to sit down on the couch again. Later, he beckons that her smells are too much, and he needs to taste her. Lifting up her folds, he tastes her sweet nectar. She tastes like orange chicken and Reese’s cups. In complete ecstasy, she hops up and down and breaks Bookie’s neck and the couch. Jambled gets away with it because nobody believes her. She proceeds to do this to all sleazy Hollywood directors and becomes a hero of the #MeToo movement. The End.

Marketing: Movie posters of a broken couch and an NC-17 rating

Merchandise: Nectar of Jambled drinks sold at theatres that taste like orange chicken and Reese’s

 

[Sundae]

"QUARANTINE!, The Musical", a broadway musical about normal everyday Americans and how they cope with the lockdown.

Synopsis: the play alternates between various people, some married, some single, some with roommates, each of whom is from a different walk of life. They sing about how the lockdown has impacted their life, some only mildly inconvenienced, and others about to have a breakdown from anxiety. As the play goes on, they all become more unhinged and deranged as the effects of isolation take their toll (all except one character, an introverted prepper who is having the time of his life), with some tkaing their own lives/going out and rioting like rabid chimps demanding the quarantine be lifted.

Cast: no one in particular, just need a wide range of different actors and actresses who can sing well

Marketing: pretentious and annoying youtube advertisements on every video (ala Raid: Shadow Legends ads).

Merchandise is a CD of all the songs sung through out the play.

 

[Red Hood]

Spiderman: Home Staying

Synopsis Peter Parker is stuck at home due to the Covid-19 pandemic in NYC. He grows a patchy beard and plays vidya gaems while trying to maintain his role as the friendly neighborhood Spiderman, but gets the Coof and has to be quarantined.

 

[Salad Dodger]

I'm thinking of going classic rom-com, two mismatched, hapless with seemingly zero chemistry or commonalities fall in love.

"BROKEBACK PILLOW MOUNTAIN"- The unlikely love story between Onision and Amber Lynn Reid.

Played by Seth Green and the lardy from Precious. It doesn't matter that the actress is black, Amber is Portuguese don't you know? So in her eyes, sames.

Onision, broke and broken hits his mid-30s. Alone, with some court order that has banned him from being within six feet on anyone under 25. For him, tragically he is also prohibited from using the internet.

He hops a Greyhound to Kentucky as he heard one of the girls from "Dance Moms" lives there.
Instead he meets a lesbian whale with a full wallet...
It's a work in progress.

Promotional material includes links to fraudulent Go Fund Me pages and a recipe for cucumber boats

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Elon
The film starts off like a documentary about Elon Musk, until we start to notice things are off. Elon begins to experiment on himself, seeing how efficient he can make his body. After all, a man who doesn’t need to sleep or eat has much more time to devote to his business.
But he starts to get more and more extreme with it. After all, a man with a gun in his arm wouldn’t need to worry about self defense. And, of course, an man with a computer in his brain can do his work much more efficiently. He starts to hear the computer in his head talk to him, aiding in business deals and such.
But of course the computer wants to take over the world and whatever.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Rob Schneider is a Chinese businessman who only wanted a bowl of pangolin soup after a long day working at the Wuhan Institute of Virology...

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Home Alone 6
Kevin is stuck at home while his family is out, looking for a location to set up their new ranch. This time, his enemies aren't burglars or Drumbald Drumffphff, but boredom and COVID-19, as, unbeknownst to him, the governor is preparing his announcement to put the whole state in lockdown.

Based on true events.
Intended audience: terminal degenerates.
Marketing: paying someone $200 to shill it on Twatter, since most of the audience is there.
Merchandising: brain bleach for those unfortunate people outside the intended audience watching it out of sheer curiosity or boredom.

Where are my legs?
A tale of tragedy in musical form, starring Boogie2988, who, at the beginning of the show, can't find his two legs, and at the end, he is both reunited with and separated from them.

Based on true events.
Intended audience: anyone, really.
Marketing: he markets himself all over youtube already, so no marketing costs.
Merchandising: branded product lines in a partnership with Mountain Dew and Doritos. Special limited edition gaming chairs. Branded diabetic socks and compression socks.

 

[2021Murder]

Vilerat

Its basically using vilerat as Forrest Gump only instead of American historical events from the 60s and early 70s its internet history in the 2000s and early 2010s. His death inspires Pewdiepie, Snowden, Wikileaks, Trump, and Richard Spenser.

CRT Flash

Its just Flashman but instead of a aristocrat from Victorian england. Its a Dick Masterson-esque LA guy who is sent over to the middle east after 9/11 and ends up "the hero of Afghanistan" There is a framing device of him testifying in a secret congressional thing somehow involving Trump like Roger Stone. So hes narrating the whole story and meets all these famous figures, Tulsi is your average slutty servicewoman, Petes a faggot, the eye patch guy loses his eye trying to impress a jewess who just fucks Flashman instead. The Secretary of Education practiced her blowjob skills using Flashman.

I already have a song for the end credits

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQ0BlyRVeo

The Internets first nazi

Its a fauxumentary/hit piece painting Aaron Swartz as the mastermind behind the alt-right and white nationalism on the internet. We even get celebrities to lash out at him like Edward Norton says he based his portrayal of being a nazi on him. Basically turn Aaron Swartz into 2020s Joseph Coney and make sure reddit is destroyed because of it.

The Worst Lawsuit In The Universe!

Its just the Lolsuit. The teaser trailer is the judge pointing out how awful the intial law paper thingy is and he points and says "i cant believe you wrote this" to a guy in a nice suit. But its just Maddox's Lawyer's Uber driver. And Maddox's Lawyer stands up and says "actually i wrote it" and the judge os perplexed and asks who he is and who the other guy is (its his AA sponsor) and essentially its just the Lolsuit but it all plays out in the court room. And Maddox's Lawyer's uber driver's AA sponsor acts as the greek chorus to all this.

Beat the Baron

Its the Tonka-Warski fight arc except Tonka is the son of Baron Christopher Guest. And the whole thing plays out like one of his films.

 

[Salad Dodger]

---A brief intermission to say: my dudes, I'm impressed with the creativity! the verbosity! The blood, sweat and jizz that has gone into these pitches. Imagine if we weaponized this group autism and really wrote something. Take cover, Hollywood/Broadway/West End/Bollywood---The New Zealanders are coming.

 

[Trombonista]

Spiderman: Home Staying

Synopsis Peter Parker is stuck at home due to the Covid-19 pandemic in NYC. He grows a patchy beard and plays vidya gaems while trying to maintain his role as the friendly neighborhood Spiderman, but gets the Coof and has to be quarantined.

Can't be any worse than Turn Off The Dark.