Making a Normie-Friendly Guide to the Gamestop Stocks Saga - Using our autism for good.

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Randall Fragg

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The Wall Street Bets Gamestop Saga is one of the few events that has managed to unite the internet, because fuck Wall Street.
The problem is that information on it is scattered, which gives Wall Street and its cronies a chance to spin a narrative about this: That this was the work of evil incel haxxors trying to take down innocent hedge fund managers.
That's what I want to counter. I want to make a document that summarizes the events of the Gamestonk War accurately, succinctly, and most importantly, in a normie friendly way.
The goal of this is to:
-Create an easily sharable document that can be spread around social media.
-It should be something your parents will understand.
-It should be as well sourced as possible. Everything should be archived, and from as reputable a site as possible. If your citations are all from JewsRunTheGovernment1488.com, nobody is going to read them.
Once the document is created, your job is to SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE WILDFIRE. Get as many copies as you can on various sharing platforms. REDUNDENCY IS KEY. If it goes down on one site, it will come back up on two more.

WHAT YOU CAN DO:
Get sources: With an event like this, it's hard to compile information. You need to get to work archiving as much stuff as possible and linking it in here.
Writing: I'm putting up an outline of the document. If you feel like writing a section, please do.

OUTLINE:

THE PLAYERS: (brief explanations of the people and firms involved. Wall Street Bets, Robin Hood, Melvin Capitol, ect)
WHAT IS SHORTSELLING: (explaining what short selling is, and why Melvin fucked up)
TIMELINE: (A recap of the events.)
REACTION: (Responses from the media, fake news stories, and government response)

WHAT IS SHORTSELLING?
Shortselling is a complex bit of financial wizardry that I will do my best to sum up.
A shortseller will make an agreement with someone who holds stock in a company to borrow that stock for a while, with the requirement to give it back after a period of time.
Once the shortseller has borrowed the stock, they sell the stock off.
The reason they do this is because they expect that the stock will go down.
In a successful short sell, the stock price goes down, the shortseller buys it back at the cheaper price, and returns it. In doing this, they make a profit.
The major problem with shortselling, especially with major hedgefunds, is that by selling off such massive amounts of stock (that they don't actually own) they can drive the price of the stock down. This ends up gutting the company they shorted.
All so they can make even more money.
This is what Melvin Capitol was attempting to do with Gamestop. Betting that Gamestop would go bankrupt, they borrowed and sold a massive amount of Gamestop stock. In fact, they sold more shares than are actually traded, which may be a sign of naked shorting (shorting stocks you don't even have, which is illegal).
However, Melvin Capitol had made one critical error. They hadn't considered that the stock price might go up.
See, if the price of the shorted stock goes UP, the shorter still has to buy it back to give it to the original owner.
You can see where this is going.
 
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I like the way OP thinks.

Whilst this document is being drafted, a good start would be to refer normie friends and family to Louis Rossmann's videos on the topic. He's done everything from explaining how shorts work in layman's terms right through to explaining why Robinhood are assholes for cockblocking mom-and-pop investors from buying GME, AMC etc.

Heck, even just his first video on this topic should be enough to bring all but the most pozzed normies up to speed.

 
So here's something I'm wondering, as a financial normie. How did a company manage to short over 100% of Gamestop's stock? I thought it was a naked short, but I've been told those are ultra-illegal and unlikely to be the reason, but it might be some kind of ultra-leveraged position. Conversely I've been told that naked shorting is only illegal for peasants, you can still get away with it if you're Wall Street royalty.

What's up with that?
 
Linking to @Slick Willy post on the author of this article on how short sellers are the real heroes.
So Tamny is an editor for a site, RealClearMarket.

One of the founders of this site is John McIntyre, who is an advisory board member of BGR Public Relations and is the CEO of RealClearPolitics.
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BGR is a lobbying group that helped a Republican fight and win against a Tea Party candidate in 2014 in addition to helping an ambassador from Saudi Arabia; they also had a number of other endeavors, as listed below.
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They were even retained by Carlos Ghosn to the tune of $350,000. Carlos Ghosn is a fugitive, as he was arrested in Japan for an assortment of charges, including money laundering.
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Edit: After looking through clients of BGR, I see a lot of big pharma companies, some governments (including Somalia), and the City of Waukesha.
 
A somewhat normie-friendly explanation, but in narrative form. Also contains a sitrep wrt the GME short situation.
 
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You really want to get the normies wound up remind them what this kind of bullshit from Wall Street has caused, how long they've been doing it and frame that against how loud they've been fucking squealing like pigs the moment a bunch of autists on Reddit found a way to fuck them in the ass with their own dicks

Constantly remind them that this is what Wall Street actually believes: "It's OK for ME to destroy companies, jobs, markets and the people therein but how very dare YOU skullfuck me with that shit". People are hypocrites, but the thing about hypocrites is they still hate hypocrisy from other hypocrites.
 
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I might edit it to include more about Melvin Capital, and potential donations they've made to certain individuals.

Because look at this shit:
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Plotkin was donatiing to Dodd as early as 2007.
 
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