Making money off of niggers

[drfuzzyballs]

After noticing many of my customers were obviously black (based on name or location) I've decided to shift to a new demographic: Niggers! Any day now some stupid hip-hop jewelry will get delivered and I just placed an order for African handicrafts. Wish me luck boys I'll update with any news. Does anyone else have handy tricks for dealing with them?

 

[Fae Supremacist]

2013 ahh post fr blud thinks racism is cool rn

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

The money is in overpriced blinged out cars with high interest rates and remote locks/GPS so you can tow and resell to the next dumb nigger the second they are late on payments.

 

[LifeAlert]

>open kfc or popeye's branch in your location
>sell AI generated niggerbeats for aspiring soundcloud rappers
>sell ghetto t shirts like this one:

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Some basic tips for selling to our dark skinned "brothers". make all sales pitches in the form of a hippity hop rap, tell them you voted for Obama, keep a large supply of complimentary orange and grape soda, keep a loaded gun where you can grab it, wear your 2 sizes to big gangsta spongbob shirt, mention how you as a white person drive like this while they as a black drive like this, don't tell them you feel sorry for there mother, don't be Asian, accept food stamps.
With the simple steps you to can intract and sell to our sickle celled "bruthas"

 

[Marc]

Does anyone else have handy tricks for dealing with them?

A wise man once said that, if a nigger can't steal it, fuck it, smoke it, eat it, or shoot at it sideways, he'll wear it on his head. So sell status symbols they'll want to flash in public; and which they will kill each other for (note: it can be a sandwich).

If possible, invest in any business treating chronic illness amongst the black populace which they blame whitey for (diabetes, sickle cell anemia, bad breath, gunshot wounds, shaken baby syndrome, stinkfoot, drownings, cinnamon aspiration, believing they have to choose between weed or deodorant, herniated discs from morbid obesity, etc.) - It's a growth industry in which they're maiming themselves (and each other) in new ways every day, and it's never their fault. I bet some of them are out there right now, walking around without a head and waving at everybody.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Menthol Cigarettes.
Dish soap for chicken.
Watermelon coolers.
Check cashing kiosk.
Malt liquor.

Does anyone else have handy tricks for dealing with them?

Keep everything, including your employees, behind bulletproof glass.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

A wise man once said that, if a nigger can't steal it, fuck it, smoke it, eat it, or shoot at it sideways, he'll wear it on his head. So sell status symbols they'll want to flash in public; and which they will kill each other for (note: it can be a sandwich).

If possible, invest in any business treating chronic illness amongst the black populace which they blame whitey for (diabetes, sickle cell anemia, bad breath, gunshot wounds, shaken baby syndrome, stinkfoot, drownings, cinnamon aspiration, believing they have to choose between weed or deodorant, herniated discs from morbid obesity, etc.) - It's a growth industry in which they're maiming themselves (and each other) in new ways every day, and it's never their fault. I bet some of them are out there right now, walking around without a head and waving at everybody.

Menthol Cigarettes.
Dish soap for chicken.
Watermelon coolers.
Check cashing kiosk.
Malt liquor.

Keep everything, including your employees, behind bulletproof glass.

Should have clarified I run an e-commerce operation. But yes I'm selling "gold" and "diamond" hip hop jewelry and will be gloating to Tommie Tooter about it once it arrives. As well as the handicrafts for the kangz

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

my mom ran a preschool for many years
one of her long-time clients was a guy with a mess of kids who paid for them with his rent-to-own rims stores

 

[Diggus Bickus]

After noticing many of my customers were obviously black (based on name or location) I've decided to shift to a new demographic: Niggers! Any day now some stupid hip-hop jewelry will get delivered and I just placed an order for African handicrafts. Wish me luck boys I'll update with any news. Does anyone else have handy tricks for dealing with them?

This you?

 

[VorpalAnvil-]

my mom ran a preschool for many years
one of her long-time clients was a guy with a mess of kids who paid for them with his rent-to-own rims stores

You beat me to it, but several years ago in my neck of the woods some tire and wheel shop had the 200IQ idea to lease dubs to niggers. I can only the imagine the rush going on during tax return season and welfare day.

 

[Hepativore]

Make sure you offer different models of these as they like to leave them stuck in their hair for some reason...



You can offer a wide variety of them covered in fake gold or silver plating, and some even crusted in fake gems for extra 'bling!

 

[autistic dog]

You can't make money off black people without participating in their culture. You can for example become a rapper, sell drugs, steal cars. If you want to be on the periphery you can buy rare items such as "shoe drops" or concert tickets and resell at a markup but that still requires paying enough attention to know which items are popular and those areas are already flooded. Finally you could create an original product our services that fills a need in the black community but this one requires even deeper intimate knowledge of black life.

In conclusion if your looking for an easy buck the race that earns the least and contributes the least to society is not your best path.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

They don't have money. Find something else to sell to someone else.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

my mom ran a preschool for many years
one of her long-time clients was a guy with a mess of kids who paid for them with his rent-to-own rims stores

How'd he do repo

 

[False and Misleading]

Just do what the muzzies do... convenience stores where you can buy cigarettes with EBT

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

How'd he do repo

Dunno. Good question. maybe they just repoed the whole car?

 

[MG-34]

Whoever invented Madden games essentially made a nigger tax. When I used to go to video game stores there would often be a line of blacks waiting to pre-order or buy that stupid football game for 60 dollars. I don't like football but I'm pretty sure it's the same fucking game every year with different player stats. Anyway sports garbage seems to be a money ticket.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

last time I played a madden was 2002 on play station 2 with my life long fren, Funny when comparing features then to now the game has gone no where except a yearly renewal service . . .

 

[MG-34]

last time I played a madden was 2002 on play station 2 with my life long fren, Funny when comparing features then to now the game has gone no where except a yearly renewal service . . .

I think that soccer game FIFA has that model? Since half of Europe is now sand niggers it makes sense they fixate on some faggy sports game.