Maldavius Figtree (Jason "thor" Hall) memes - Thread dedicated to memes mocking piratesoftware - Do you see my memes? What am I supposed to do for you? Insane behavior

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Many have noticed how many memes were made from Malds insane behavior.
As @Null said..

There was indeed an art renaissance, be it the wow hardcore catastrophe, the entire internet hating him for being against stop killing games, PLENTY of memes, art, songs, or what have you has been made.

The goal of this thread is a CONDENSED cache of Malding Faggorty memes. It can be music, pictures, youtube poop like things, funny compilations, WHATEVER. If it can be considered a meme in any capacity, is funny or at least amusing, and shits on Jason in any capcity, IT IS WELCOME IN THE THREAD!!! Please note ARCHIVING IS IMPORTANT!!! Mald has shown hes VERY willing to DMCA, so anything which is on youtube but NOT preserve-tubed OR locally backed up is AT RISK. Remember that every meme pisses him off, so every meme deserves to be preserved. #stopkillingmemes.

IDEALLY try to keep discussion to a minimal, OR use the highlight text + quote function to reply in the regular thread if you must (Or ping them in the proper thread like so @Hooked on phobics)

I guess ill start with probably the QUINTESSENTIAL mald meme

Mockery of him after his AWFUL stop killing games take


Animations of pirate softwares massive fuckup in wow (and other stuff)
WoW fuckup Part 1 Preservetube

WoW fuckup Part 2 Preservetube

Video making fun of pirate ans his response to SKG Preservetube

Music about pirate software
"Run" by constera Preservetube

"Roach King - Pirate software" by Bootleg Benny Preservetube

"Roach Mentality - pirate software" by MBD Preservetube

"Pirate Roach - Pirate software drama song" By MBD Preservetube

"Suck my Pvt parts" By SythAlzer dedicated to @Pvt. Parts who was DMCA'd falsely Preservetube

"Mr Salt Miser - A tribute to pirate software" by bounding into comics Preservetube

Compilations of mald saying the SAME SHIT OVER AND FUCKING OVER courtesy of @Black Willow Lurker
RISING TIDES

INSANE BEHAVIOR

HEY JAKE

EAT MY ENTIRE ASS

small video memes shitting on mald.
Passionately made meme honoring 400 pages made by @Creepypasta Mario

Postal2 stop killing games / mald summary

Postal 2 but different

Meme of hope when #stopkillinggames was getting its secondwind

Meme commemorating getting 1 million stop killing games signatures, where mald is run over by ross

European victory, with mald SEETHING

Jason LOVES ferrets his ferrets.... TOO MUCH

Pirate software is VERY empathetic and good at apologizing

How Jason SHOULD of responded to SKG backlash Preservetube
How second puberty works

Smiling friends attempting to help him smile after he's losing 10k subs a day

Random pictures or image memes
Poor mald had basic accountability kneeling on his neck
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Mald DOES NOT have enough mana to feed a starving cat. Do you see his mana? what is he supposed to do for you? its NOT EVEN his cat!
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Image showing a TINY sample of how many youtubers shit on mald
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Troons and the chuds agree, FUCK MALD
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OF COURSE he couldn't resist....
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Soyjack made for mald
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Chad mold man vs faggot maldman
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The pleasure mald feels when games die
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Of character, and ones looks
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I know this is NOT AT ALL every meme posted, but hopefully this is a good enough start for the thread.

Thanks to @Relinquish as well for maintaining the main thread, and managing the rewrite
 
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I made these a few weeks back.
I have only one contribution to this thread.
I'll dump some of those I've made and found in here.
I'm glad others are posting. I made a good effort to collect at least a decent collection of notable memes for the OP, but 1000+ pages is a BITCH to fully go through. Honestly @Haramburger s table of contents helped a TON, so thank you. Theres still obviously plenty missed mind you.
 
Memes of Nigtree are redundant since largely unedited pictures of him or his faggot ass fursona are so cringeworthy and ugly they basically achieve the same effect - like you don't even need to cherry pick a bad picture of the guy. He just looks reprehensible 24/7. I fucking hate everything about him including his faggot wizard hat.

Nigga plays second life and is a furry unironically, what is there to even meme about? Here's some pretty much unedited pictures of him from Google that are better than any meme could ever hope to be.

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"Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you?"
"I worked at Blizzard for 7 years"
"I have 20 years of dev experience" (Paraphrased)
"Insane behavior dude" / "Wild behavior" / "Dogshit behavior" / "Clown shoe behavior"
"Some people have called me the Bob Ross of programming" (Paraphrased)
"Eat my entire ass"
"Give me real evidence I did that shit"*
"So, I'm going to be honest with you. I hope that your initiative gets everything you asked for, but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there."
"Sometimes bad practice has meaning"
"That is 100% in my wheelhouse."
"RED TEAM"
"Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to. That is awful. That is a horrible goddamn direction. That's awful, dude, no. [Eat my entire ass.] This shit sucks. That's a really stupid-ass move. That's an incredibly stupid-ass move. I think this is ass."
"Welcome to the finding out timeline bud!"
"It's not on me. You cannot blame it on me."
"I work my ass off, kid."
"You're on the list now"
"Hope it was worth it"
"It's used-car-salesman garbage"
"I grew up on 4chan and SomethingAwful(, dude)" (paraphrased)
"Nope, not my cat"
"Hey, Jake"
"Remove the polymorphic, extract the code cave"
"You know you liked it"
 
All of those nasty ferret hybrid pictures deserve to be in here, honestly.
I still can't believe they were actually made by his own fans.
NGL I hope we have a 3rd KFDOOM Just for mald memes, those 3d renders pulled from discord have IMMENSE potential.


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People seeking their heartbound """"MONTHLY""" update
 
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