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Style said:
Everyone is obsessed with making Ron face Snape at a random ass point just so Harry and Malfoid can have a date and I don't think it works whatsoever. Why not have the fight happen at the seventh book? When they are looking for the Hupplepuff tiara works great.
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It’s not meant to be taken seriously, it’s just a goofy shitpost meme kind of thing.

 
mindlessobserver said:
My own church felt the need to explore the books just because of how many kids were reading it. Thats precisely the conclusion they came too., in that the Magic of Harry Potter was not ritualistic. It was simply a manifestation of universal principles akin to how setting a match to gasoline causes fire.
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Personal experience, us Mormons didn't care. We're nerds. I did have a friend that was banned from Spongebob tho.
 
AndSothisIsChristmas said:
Clarification on worthwhile content: the only clearly canon things are the seven main books and the Tales of Beedle the Bard compilation of five fables. You can possibly also consider the Quidditch through the Ages and Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them books (which come with fun doodles and annotations from Harry and Ron), but I’m not sure if these are supposed to be taken as the actual class textbooks as they’re rather thin, and the Fantasic Beasts book got a revision to throw in stuff from the first spinoff movie.
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I have old copies of Quidditch and Fantastic Beasts from my childhood and while I don't know if they're "official" canon I consider them indispensable for introducing a child to the setting.
 
My Church didn’t give a shit about me reading it, but the private school I went to for junior high/high school got me a lot of judging looks from both teachers and students. Nobody actively said I couldn’t read them though.
 
mindlessobserver said:
I always felt like American Wizards would have been a more rambunctious bunch and rather then having a structured government it would truly be a libertarian paradise in that everyone knows everyone else is armed so they dont mess with each other's business. The only true official would be be "The Sheriffs department" where a powerful witch or wizard would be elected by their peers to enforce "the law". "The law""would also be pretty basic (no murder, stealing, etc) with frontier justice for those who get on the wrong side of the Sheriff and his deputies.
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Them Appalachian wizards like to use their shine as a base for their potions. If you wander past their wards and find their still they may not be as friendly as the Wizard Beer guy and his army of little owls.
SteelPlatedHeart said:
It’s not meant to be taken seriously, it’s just a goofy shitpost meme kind of thing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ymOolDZfmc
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Ronda Weasly landing savage blows :story:
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
"Malfoid is so popular, I should draw Ron as a girl!"
My response:
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Unfortunately, I gotta disagree with you there, if only because Ronnie Weasley is cute. Honestly, if Malfoid hadn't come first, I woulda loved the redhead, tomboy, childhood friend.
(Honestly, that pretty much hits all the things I yearn for, right down to redheads)
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
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Geez, I like female-Ron too, but that is still really fucking gay.
SteelPlatedHeart said:
You can have fun with the shitposting.
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Sirius is a man after my own heart, because both choices are kino, but there is no way that would work. Pick one and stick with it.
The Dude said:
They're not just mad that people are having fun. They're mad because people are having fun with what used to be THEIR toys. "They're can't do that! Those are MY toys, even though I publically said many times I don't want them anymore! They're still MY toys and they're having fun with them in ways I DON'T LIKE!" It's so pathetic and petty.
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It's not just "those are my toys." It's also "those are my toys and I called them 'bad'. How dare you treat them as 'good' when I said otherwise!"
It's the words of a controlling personality, who doesn't just want to control HOW people play with things, but also if they touch them at all.
draggs said:
i guess it was inevitable we'd reach a harem phase

"FREDERICA AND GEORGINA WEASLEY, HARRY! TWINS! TWINS, HARRY! AND THEY'RE OLDER THAN YOU! THIS IS THE DREAM, HARRY!"

"You're really making me uncomfortable, Sirius..."

"STOP BEIN SUCH A BLOODY WANKER, HARRY! YER DAD WOULDN'T HAVE HESITATED FOR A SECOND! YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE AND YER MUM-"

"He and my mum what, Sirius?"

"...WELL, UH... NEVERMIND, HARRY!"

"Fine. I'll go ask Professor Lupin."

"NO, HARRY! JUST GO FUCK THE WEASLEY TWINS ALREADY!"
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh, we got there a long time ago. You should see the female versions of Snape/Ron/twins.
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Already said I like Ron, and there are a couple of good pics I've seen of the twins, but Malfoid still comes out on top. That said,
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No bad.
Style said:
Everyone is obsessed with making Ron face Snape at a random ass point just so Harry and Malfoid can have a date and I don't think it works whatsoever. Why not have the fight happen at the seventh book? When they are looking for the Hupplepuff tiara works great.
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The "Ron fights Snape so Harry and Malfoid can have alone time" is very much a joke situation like the whole "Dumbledore brutalizes Dobby" but; I don't see any way where you could actually see it happen in canon due to Snape being a much better duelist and likely knowing more/better spells.
Also, pretty sure the tiara was Ravenclaw; Hufflepuff had the cup.

Now, thread tax:
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The Fuck's Going On Here said:
The "Ron fights Snape so Harry and Malfoid can have alone time" is very much a joke situation like the whole "Dumbledore brutalizes Dobby" but; I don't see any way where you could actually see it happen in canon due to Snape being a much better duelist and likely knowing more/better spells.
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I know, i know, it's just a vibes thing, it's already fanfiction, just go shonen all the way and have a Jojo style showdown. Point is I didn't think Ron having a climatic peak fight against Snape works if it's just for a date, there's just no payoff. Goddammit I'm getting too invested in this, I'll go touch some grass
The Fuck's Going On Here said:
Also, pretty sure the tiara was Ravenclaw; Hufflepuff had the cup.
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Oh, right, it's been so long I didn't even remember.
 
draggs said:
Wouldn't it be funny if McGonagall poisoned Snape's forbidden ingredients to stop subversive student activity
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She has tampered with water and ration supplies before. Not just poisons but hallucinogens, stimulants, depressants, and painkillers in various combinations to get the desired results. She has learned to love the sounds of the oriental screams carried on the wind as a forward operating base is consumed by a deranged, shield biting berserker rage, causing the slants to rip each other to shreds and then keep ripping.
 
The Fuck's Going On Here said:
Unfortunately, I gotta disagree with you there, if only because Ronnie Weasley is cute. Honestly, if Malfoid hadn't come first, I woulda loved the redhead, tomboy, childhood friend.
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“Out of my way, Mr. Weasley. I must see Potter immediately.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Professor.”
“This isn’t a time for games, Weasley! Potter is late for his Guerrilla Warfare Training again! It is imperative he learn before Voldemort rises to power!”
“Harry’s with Malfoid right now, Professor. I can’t let your training get in the way of them producing a bazillion heirs.”
“…what do you propose, then?”
“Leave Harry to his true calling—loving and cherishing Malfoid. Train me instead.”
“You? Weasley, I don’t know if-“
“I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“…Mr. Weasley… that’s…”“Train me, Minerva ‘Hellfire’ McGonagall. Ron ‘Chudcannon’ Weasley won’t let you down, I swear it.”
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
"I will never know love like they do, Professor. I am forever barred from meeting the busty tomboy version of myself. I have nothing to lose. My only goal in life is to make sure Harry and Malfoid live happily ever after.”
“…Mr. Weasley… that’s…”
"Train me, Minerva ‘Hellfire’ McGonagall. Ron ‘Chudcannon’ Weasley won’t let you down, I swear it.”
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"Show me your pyromancy, Weasly. You have the heart of a killer, boy, and if you have the talent I may be able to make of you my most perfect weapon yet."
AndSothisIsChristmas said:
I kinda feel like all this Rambo Mcgonagall stuff is losing the plot. I might be reading this totally wrong but it feels sort of performatively anti-anime.
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She's killed commies of every color and creed and even some people who weren't commies if it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
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