Malfoid

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I'm in Transfiguration Class. I hate it, I just don't have the affinity for this branch of magic. It's been 15 minutes of me trying to turn this raven into a glass cup and all it feels like all I've done is wave my wand around and look like a total twat. Well, if I get a D in this class, it should average out with my grades from Charms and D.A.D.A. for a respectable-

"You seem to be struggling. A lot."

There's some Slytherin girl next to me. I don't think I've seen her before, but she's already eying me with a trembling smirk, like she's trying to hold back a laugh.

"Guess you could say you're trans-fobic, eh, eh, eh, eh?", she keeps bumping me with her elbow with each 'eh'. "Don't beat yourself up over sucking at magic, the Hufflepuff kids tend to be reta-"

"MALFOOOOOOOOOID!", the teacher suddenly bellows, slamming his book onto the table. "ARE YOU SPREADING THE HATEFUL AND BIGOTED ART OF TRANSPHOBIA WITHIN MY CLASSROOM AGAIN?", this teacher is a weird one. He's claimed to have used transfiguration to turn himself into a woman. I guess you could maybe do it if you were skilled enough, but I don't think he ever did achieve that. He just looks like a fat ugly man in a dress.

The girl-Malfoid-scoffs. "Whatever, Mister Thornwick."

"IT IS MRS! MRS THORNWICK!", he's banging on the tables now. He's snapped his wand in half and thrown it at the nearest student. A gnarly, haired finger with pink-and-blue gloss on the tip points at the girl. "FIFTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!"

Hold on, Thornwick? Isn't that the teacher who got in hot water after offering 'private tutoring sessions' to some of the first years?

Apparently my inner monologue wasn't so inner. He's looking at me now, a burning hateful wrath that threatens to pierce right through me. "ONE HUNDRED POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF FOR SPREADING FALSE LIES AND RUMORS! SHAME ON THE HUFFLEPUFFS, FOR OPPRESSING THE HUMBLE AND LOVING FOLX OF THIS FINE SCHOOL!"

The tower bell chimes, signalling the end of class. The teacher storms out in a huff, the rest of the students shuffling out. Shit. Hufflepuff's already got the least points, the lads back at the dorms are gonna crucify me with Sectumsemptra spells for this.

"Hey", it's that girl again. She's got a big smile on her face. "You're pretty cool for a Hufflepuff. I'm gonna hang out with some people over at Black Lake shore tonight. Duels all night, one of them might even get their house elf so we can toss it around a bit. Wanna join?"

"Uh, yeah, sure," I find myself saying.

"Great! Meet us at the far side, where the beech tree sits," she flashes a pearly white grin and skips away.

Seems like I've made a new friend. At least one good thing came out of today.
 
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Null said:
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Didn't Christians consider Harry Potter to be demonic or something like that?
 
It's a cute thing. I don't see how you could call it 'pure love' without admitting you really need to get out and meet people, but it is pretty cute. It's funny to me in the same way that the original tranny outrage was funny and the witchcraft panic was funny before that, from both ends; ostensible grown adults getting their composure as adults one-shotted by a cute and silly little story for kids.
 
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DefinitelyNotMe said:
some furries also claim that its not the porn that they are after
and i usually don't believe them
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There will always be that one miserable group of people that will fap their curved dick to anything. There are more people enjoying the concept by making cute art, or lean into the shipping.
At least there are some people disgracing the horny posts with this image.
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I have realized that AI art is being celebrated as much as original art. Everything is working in harmony.
 
DefinitelyNotMe said:
sure dude
that what i said and what i meant, but you forgot to add a soyjack so can say i also look like that
retard Malfoy already exists and you faggot sit here and tell me that you wanna fuck him
thats what makes it gay
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It's a hypothetical scenario, retard. It's not a Malfoy that has been changed, it's a different character.

You have failed the breakfast test. Please report to your nearest mailbox to receive EBT and welfare checks.
 
Null said:
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>croat
>groyper
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look maybe woke made some good points idk black people aren't that bad
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I haven't picked these books up since I entered middle school. Were they even religious? I do not recall.
Null said:
yes, in my school Pokemon was banned because it taught evolution and Harry Potter taught Witch Craft.
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Dear Feeder went to some crazy school? We just thought Dnd was gay (prophetic) and that Pokemons is like fighting tamagochis for rich kids.
 
Male Idiot said:
I haven't picked these books up since I entered middle school. Were they even religious? I do not recall.
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There is Christmas but it's the secularized Christmas. Religion is never explored as a concept in any book.
 
Polyarmory said:
It's a hypothetical scenario, retard. It's not a Malfoy that has been changed, it's a different character.

You have failed the breakfast test. Please report to your nearest mailbox to receive EBT and welfare checks.
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It really is like asking someone to picture an apple in their head and rotate it.

Its not "Draco Malfoy, but female." Its a different character entirely in a fan fiction alternate story where draco malfoy never existed. Malfoid has always been female, and draco malfoy does not exist.

Ironically, this is what has the people of gender so ass blasted mad about it.
 
Chicha Drinker said:
Most of Rowling's worldbuilding outside of Hogwarts was/is undercooked, like canonically there is one physical school for wizardry for the entire continent of Africa
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duhhhhh, retard, the African witches and wizards gain their magical powers through a direct melanin connection to mother gaia, which is taught to them through oral tradition ONLY by the side of brushfire hearths under the immaculate quilt of natural starlight. they don't need these castles in hidden, magic bubbles. the africans have maintained the dark continent so as to keep a natural and direct pipeline to the ectoplasym of the ethereal magical world.
 
I very much enjoy the appropriation of a formerly beloved leftist intellectual property as a means of proliferating the very facts and opinions they want censored and eradicated, and its implications as a symptom of the west healing.

That it is being jacked off to by porn addicts and made the subject of romantic fantasies by lonely incels and femcels makes me uncomfortable but I accept that as an inevitability that applies to literally everything, just like with Amelia and Luce.

I will not be shamed into disavowing it by the cringe shippers and gooners that want to take it from me.

(I have never read Harry Potter.)
 
I wouldn't call Harry Potter a christian book series, but the main character is clearly a Jesus figure. Harry sacrifices his life, goes to the KING'S CROSS and then resurrects to kick the ass of the snake-like bad guy. Yeah, that's pretty surface level but it's curious how she still went for it even after getting attacked for "satanic subtext".
 
mindlessobserver said:
It really is like asking someone to picture an apple in their head and rotate it.

Its not "Draco Malfoy, but female." Its a different character entirely in a fan fiction alternate story where draco malfoy never existed. Malfoid has always been female, and draco malfoy does not exist.

Ironically, this is what has the people of gender so ass blasted mad about it.
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I am having a hard time not mapping a character named "Malfoid" onto "Draco Malfoy but female". Okay, yes, when you recharacterize the light ribbing through the female lens it becomes masked attraction and not contempt or competition any more, a totally different personality trait, but I think saying that it's totally divorced from the male character it came from is overlooking how some artists are choosing to do that anyway. Like the lines being said verbatim "my father will hear about this" etc. It's just kind of strange and highlights the genderbending rather than it being from a character created from whole cloth.

The young love aspect is cute but a lot of these seem to be begging to have the viewer self-insert as Harry and that doesn't help.
 
Chicha Drinker said:
like canonically there is one physical school for wizardry for the entire continent of Africa
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Why would they need more? Can they even fill that one to capacity?

Nitro! said:
I am having a hard time not mapping a character named "Malfoid" onto "Draco Malfoy but female". Okay, yes, when you recharacterize the light ribbing through the female lens it becomes masked attraction and not contempt or competition any more, a totally different personality trait, but I think saying that it's totally divorced from the male character it came from is overlooking how some artists are choosing to do that anyway. Like the lines being said verbatim "my father will hear about this" etc. It's just kind of strange and highlights the genderbending rather than it being from a character created from whole cloth.
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That's fair, after 25 years of HP seeping into culture. But the fanfic rewrites really are a non-trivial part of this. Every aspect of HP's world and Rowling's writing have been analyzed to death by now, so a novel idea done properly is hitting a new generation that didn't grow up with both the series and its fandom. The /lit/ eggheads are doing deep dives on morality on an otherwise dead board, it's not gooner bait like most throwaway r63 fanfic usually is

Obviously you throw anything like this onto Twitter, heavy on the visual aspect, and you get the gooners. That's more guaranteed than death or taxes. But every fad that has staying power is rooted in something that rings true, at least for the people who spread it initially.

I suspect the whole thing sours by the time OnlyFans Malfoid picture shoots start getting uploaded. Can't have nice things on the Internet, or at least you can't keep them nice.
 
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