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"How are we supposed to know when we actually get there?" Ron asked, his voice tinny through the comms. He was currently fighting a losing battle with the Warthog’s steering, causing the vehicle to drift in a wide, erratic arc across the red dust. "I mean, look at this place. It’s just more of the same. Red dirt, red cliffs, and a giant box of fries. How do we know when we’ve hit the peak?"
Harry didn't look at him. He didn't even look at the horizon. Instead, he stared intently into the middle distance, his gaze fixed on a point that seemed to exist in a dimension entirely separate from the one they were currently inhabiting. A strange, knowing smile touched his lips, and his voice took on the weight of an ancient prophecy, cutting through the engine's roar with absolute, unwavering confidence.
"Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin," Harry declared.
The world didn't just change; it shattered. In a blinding flash of lens-flare and high-contrast gold, the red dust of the canyon was replaced by a scrolling black screen. Massive, blocky white letters slammed into the frame with the force of a physical blow: *DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY*.
the bad guys wear pointy hoods and are simultaneously the wizard italian mafia and the wizard KKK and wizard al queda all at the same time. Their boss is the actual bad guy but he got fucked up when harry's mom sacrificed herself when he tried killing harry and his parents when harry was a babby. Hence why Harry's got the scar, y'see.
the bad guys wear pointy hoods and are simultaneously the wizard italian mafia and the wizard KKK and wizard al queda all at the same time. Their boss is the actual bad guy but he got fucked up when harry's mom sacrificed herself when he tried killing harry and his parents when harry was a babby. Hence why Harry's got the scar, y'see.
For even further context, the character people are r63ing right now's dad is a member of the wizard mafia. He is not usually depicted wearing a pointy hood but he's a member of it.
This is probably one of the strangest, most interesting things I've seen from the Harry Potter community.
...And I saw the time when they were replacing the d in wand with g.
"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
Krueger said to himself out loud, two pairs of empty eyes stared at him curious but not for long.
"Useless niggers..."
He thought, the bantus ZANU shackled him werent much of a fighting force, drugs and alcohol made them compliant and eager to violence but not good.
They could rape an entire village for hours on end; kill all the little ones by smashing their bulbous heads the big mangrovy trees and leave them to float in the swamps but as soon as a shot was fired in anger in their direction they would cower in fear or run to their death without any sound idea inbetween.
And now the shots were being fired alright.
Subsonic boom, high caliber.
She was far away,keeping them pinned.
As soon as someone poked his head or tried to lay down supressive fire his brain would decorate the ground around them.
Some tried to run , didnt get too far.
Mubute was the fastest and he only got away 10 meters from the rock he was cowering behind.
"CIA? could be...KGB? maybe... Maybe some of my old friends decided to leave argentina for a visit..."
Who? Who decided to stop him? Where was he hiding wher...
That thought remained held forever in krugers now splattered brain.
A single bullet,three dead.
The curvatures and angles made no sense but then again Lady hellfire had grown bored of toying with the elderly german and his niggerish escort.
Merely a hundred meters behind them,shooting upwards from a ditch her magic would make them believe she was kilometers away but then her own hand loads would do the rest of the work.
"For the boys in Arnhem"
And fuck montgomery.
She thought as she marched out, back to the hunt.
Most of what I've seen of female-Snape seems to be gooning material than actually trying to develop an actual story around "I loved your dad, but your mom was a hussy who took him from me and I hate her for that. So I hate you because you're part Lily, but want to protect you because part James." Or any other possible idea that might come to mind.
Think that's why it's unpopular compared to shit like "Spec Ops wetwork agent McGonagall" or "Dumbledore beating Dobby". Lack of lore and more just spank material.
What exactly are they saying, anyway?
NGL, as hilarious as that was, I've seen way too many AI anime-edits made that them speaking English instead of Japanese was a bit jarring.
i'm glad people are getting their jollies but now i feel like the odd one out because i'm just not into unreasonable women
i don't get the appeal of being with someone who's constantly going to be demolishing all the stability in your life and becoming a liability because of her inability not to stir the pot
i constantly see people fetishize the 2% of such relationships that constitute the good times (read: the sex, allegedly) while neglecting the 98% that's complete misery, i've seen it ruin multiple friends and yet people continue to ballwash the idea of it
That's how I feel about female Snape. Wasn't that character supposed to be a depressed, bitter celibate who winds up saving his own competition's child? Is female Snape supposed to be this grungy pessimistic woman who gave up after not getting picked by Harry's dad? I feel like I'm the only one who thought that much about it because it's probably none of that; it's just dudes into stacked goth chicks making the art, simple as that. And that's alright, it's a bunch of wish fulfillment for amusement one way or another and that's really the appeal of Harry Potter in the first place.
Idk, it just feels like people not getting the appeal. I think we can enjoy the inherent right-wing nature of a happy straight romance without having to cram in every single chud fantasy we have into some kind of “mythos” like it’s Fromsoft or some shit. A lot of it seems to be coming from people that have no interest in Harry Potter as a work, either, which sort of bums me out because it was very important to young me and my love of literature and worldbuilding.
Agreed. Also why all the 'this will fix the books' is wrong.
Draco in the books is a twerp and that's perfect for him. Harry Potter are mystery books at the end of the day, romance should at best be the sideplot. The best fix for the actual books would be to give Ginny a sliver of actual presence when she's introduced. Reading the books Rowling actually tries to foreshadow her except she also doesn't give her any dialogues so she becomes a forgettable side character.
Malfoid in the original books wouldn't be a romance plot, just an asshole.
The meme is still funny as shit. Lot of the character design is great. Gryffindor and Slytherin are complimentarycolors I'd never even thought about that before.
Harry Potter is a lot like star wars in a way.
Star wars is great.
Star wars is also terrible.
Star wars is extensive.
The end result is an endless pile of material to be creative with.
"Chewbacca hates communists more than he hates the Trandoshans who enslaved him. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE, Therefore the ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury should acquit him of these war crime charges" -Minerva "Mandalore" McGonagall acting as counsel for her large and hairy brother in arms.
