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After being charged with Death-Eater membership due to having Gang-Tattoos on his body, the youth responded: "This sum bullshit, I just like dem designs it's part of our culture, fucking mudblood-ass wizwiz"
If the meme as at the point of rewriting the story, I guess I will sperg here a bit, since I liked the films when I was a kid:
If foid and Harry were to estabilish they love each other as early as 4th book and attend the yule ball together, then it fucks up the original timeline quite a bit, possibly speeding up the events so the story ends in 6 years and not 7. Mainly because:
Lucius would want to deal with Harry ASAP (so the events of OotP final part would have to take place almost immediately after the Voldemort is back), so the bigger half of year 5 would be skipped
Dracy (geeg) would have a massive issues with her daddy, making her less likely to follow the will of her parents, (until Voldemort tells her to kill the old fag or else die)
Sectumsempra thing would be awkward (if they are lovers, why use the spell "for enemies"? Why fight?
Foid would simply run out of the home after the end of HBP, possibly secretly marry Harry, and join the trio in tracing the horcruxes o algo (ron would probably seethe and dilate, but he seethed and dilated anyway in the original story so who cares)
Then they would marry after ACKing the voldemort
“Let me tell you, folks, House Malfoy, tremendous family. One of the greatest pure-blood families, everybody knows it. Lucius, great guy, very successful. Beautiful mansion, by the way. Absolutely beautiful. Probably the best in all of Britain.
And let me tell you something. The Malfoys have been treated very unfairly. Very unfairly. By the Ministry, by Dumbledore, by the fake news Daily Prophet. It's a disgrace, frankly." View attachment 9708817
"Voldemort, you know, he tried to kill Harry Potter, did you know that? He tried, he couldn't beat a baby... he actually died, that's how he died the first time, what a loser"
It's not an opinion-piece. This guy literally didn't understand so he asked his friend and he explained it pefectly, with many examples and even reasoning of why it resonated. It's basically just a sum up of this topic, if anyone ever wants to actually learn about this.
If the meme as at the point of rewriting the story, I guess I will sperg here a bit, since I liked the films when I was a kid:
If foid and Harry were to estabilish they love each other as early as 4th book and attend the yule ball together, then it fucks up the original timeline quite a bit, possibly speeding up the events so the story ends in 6 years and not 7. Mainly because:
Lucius would want to deal with Harry ASAP (so the events of OotP final part would have to take place almost immediately after the Voldemort is back), so the bigger half of year 5 would be skipped
Dracy (geeg) would have a massive issues with her daddy, making her less likely to follow the will of her parents, (until Voldemort tells her to kill the old fag or else die)
Sectumsempra thing would be awkward (if they are lovers, why use the spell "for enemies"? Why fight?
Foid would simply run out of the home after the end of HBP, possibly secretly marry Harry, and join the trio in tracing the horcruxes o algo (ron would probably seethe and dilate, but he seethed and dilated anyway in the original story so who cares)
Then they would marry after ACKing the voldemort
I think it's possible for the relationship to be kind of shaky and touch and go, maybe progressing a little too fast at the Yule ball so you could take a few steps back with it in the interest of the story. It wouldn't make sense for a tsundere to capitulate so quickly so she could distance herself afterwards.
It won't have to be until later books that Malfoid would be honest with herself
Don't care. They look like they moderate a star wars subreddit, and in free time molest children on discord. I judge people by their looks, and I've never been wrong.
Don't care. They look like they moderate a star wars subreddit, and in free time molest children on discord. I judge people by their looks, and I've never been wrong.
Poop and niggers dying
Also today when I was chugging a 2L can of felskrone I saw a foid that looked like malfoid and I told my lefty friend ‘She looks so cute, I hope she’s racist just like me’
Me and my buddy had a soybooru style useless nigger war about JK rowling that night
I think it's possible for the relationship to be kind of shaky and touch and go, maybe progressing a little too fast at the Yule ball so you could take a few steps back with it in the interest of the story. It wouldn't make sense for a tsundere to capitulate so quickly so she could distance herself afterwards.
It won't have to be until later books that Malfoid would be honest with herself
I think, from a writer perspective, yule ball might be the moment something changes in her regarding Harry on a deeper level, she tries to fight with it over the next few months, but she gives up when realizing Voldemort returned, getting hit with the painful regret she was a fucking bitch. While not saying anything or showing how in love she is. She could be further manipulated that Harry hates her and wants her and her family dead by Slytherins or some shit. <leddit
As for tsun part completely dropping off, I guess immediately after sectumsempra (like in some comics shared here), then apologizing to ron and hermione after Dumbledore's death, also explaining every single thing regarding her. That way, her daddy doesn't lose trust in her too fast, while not being tsundere to the end and giving her a full blown redemption arc.
Do you know why there is controversy? Because it's a toxic woman.
Women, like trans men, hate things that remind them and out them and call them out for their shitty behaviors. Humans are like that in general Toxic women especially hate toxic women because it's like "Wow, uh, okay, this is outing me, and is this how I'm being received? I take personal offense to this!" Kind of like the cross dressing jokes of olden days and why trannies get pissed off at it. Or like the Happy Merchant, the Bix Nood, the Beaner Scum, Chinky Xi Pi, etc.
Where Malfoid is different is that men want to fuck her, (which is a terrible idea, you can't fix her bro) and Toxic women are not taking the bone and W with that saying "Men are thirsty for women who hate them and will make their lives worse, but rather saying "I'm offended by this and upset, this is more personal attack than opprotunity" because toxic women act more on self interested emotion than tactical logic. When the NEET, Mousy, Gothic girls got their W with Tomoko Kuroki, Hex Maniac, Gothcore and NEETcore medias, they fucking capitalized. BPD and Selfish white bitch karens, are doing the BPD and White Bitch Karen thing saying "Ugh, this is an insult, I hate this." because they are BPD and selfish White Bitch Karens.
Tl;dr. "Evil women are offended because they are stupid, you're stupid for being attracted to an evil woman that will break you and you can't fix; but I get the appeal of wanting to climb the unclimbable mountain and get to the woman inside, [stares up at my poster of Amanda Waller] Keep on digging through the uranium ore and toxic waste, you might find your diamond, but you'll greatly be harmed in the pursuit of, and there may not even be a diamond at the end of it."
