Culture Man chugs 24 ounces of ranch in 10 seconds at Belding competition - “I don’t feel sick at all — it’s just ranch dressing,” said winner Zach Orvis.

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BELDING, Mich. — On this Labor Day weekend, The Harmful Roester in Belding hosted its first-ever chugging competition — and you win by chugging a 24-ounce glass of their ranch.

It only took 10 seconds for competitor Zach Orvis to chug all 24 ounces of the ranch and take home the win.

When asked about how he consumed so much ranch so quickly, Orvis said, “I’ve seen people pour about that much on their salads, so what’s the difference?”

Orvis did, however, have his fair share of competition. The Harmful Roester capped the competition at 12 people, with four more on a waiting list.

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One of the competitors was 10-year-old Jordin Peterle. All Peterle had to say was, “I’m a kid; I’m the youngest person here. Good luck.”

Owner Randy Roest came prepared for the big day, making sure there were buckets by every competitor "just in case." Roest even had the competitors sign a waiver.

“How much more Midwest can you get than guzzling ranch dressing?” Roest said.

Still, Roest clearly underestimated Orvis.

“I don’t feel sick at all — it’s just ranch dressing,” Orvis said moments after winning the competition.

The prize sought after by all 12 contestants was a $100 gift card and a free order of all-you-can-eat wings every week until the spring of 2025.

It's safe to say that these competitors were ready to take on the ranch — Orvis just slammed it better than the rest.

Roest tells me that he is hopeful that this year will be the first of many for this ranch-chugging competition.

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That's vile.

The prize sought after by all 12 contestants was a $100 gift card and a free order of all-you-can-eat wings every week until the spring of 2025.
$100 gift card and... 29? orders of wings? I guess that's a pretty good prize for someone who likes to pig out on wings.
 
I heard about this on the radio the other day and gagged. What's the deal with us Amerifats and ranch I don't get that particular obsession. I've always been more of an Italian dressing kind of guy but I certainly wouldn't chug it.
 
Wait are they chugging regular ass ranch or buttermilk?

What exactly I think about this is highly dependent on that detail.
 
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Was it thick ass hidden valley ranch or a thin house made buttermilk ranch? This is important
Wait are they chugging regular ass ranch or buttermilk?

What exactly I think about this is highly dependent on that detail.
The ranch was shown being poured into a mug in this local news video.


Judging by how it looks and moves at a glance it seems to be a thin ranch which could lead one to believe that it is of the buttermilk variety.
 
The ranch was shown being poured into a mug in this local news video.


Judging by how it looks and moves at a glance it seems to be a thin ranch which could lead one to believe that it is of the buttermilk variety.
Okay maybe this isn't totally horrifying then.
 
I could probably beat him.
If I were around and knew this was taking place, I'd absolutely sign up.
 
If this is basically seasoned buttermilk with a bit of mayo and seasonings, it's nutritionally better for you than a milkshake...similar fat/protein content, more micronutrients due to seasoning and fermentation, and much less sugar. I don't think people would freak out about a guy being able to down a large thin milkshake in that time.
 
Even the wern doesn't do this and he drinks peanut sauce out of the bottle. That says alot about the sheer degeneracy of this competition

Though I suppose it could always be worse. At least there isn't a chugging period blood competition.....yet
 
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