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Man in Critical Condition After Bike Collides With Unicycle in Central Park: NYPD​

By Gus Saltonstall

A man is in critical condition after a bike collided with an electric unicycle in Central Park earlier this week, police said.

Around 4:30 p.m. on Monday, a 40-year-old man was riding his electric unicycle along West Drive in Central Park near 60th Street, when he was struck by a person on a bike, NYPD said. Electric unicycles are not legal on New York City streets, including in parks.

The unicycle rider suffered serious injuries throughout his body, and was rushed to Weill Cornell Medical Center in critical, but stable condition, according to police.

The person on the bike fled and police are now looking for them in connection to leaving the scene of a collision, NYPD said.

Police released this image of the person wanted in connection to the incident.
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Courtesy of NYPD.
Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477) or for Spanish, 1-888-57-PISTA (74782).

Above article sourced from /r/NYCbike post: Man in Critical Condition After Bike Collides With Unicycle in Central Park: NYPD (Archive) Lots of call outs and it seems 30-year-old Carolyn Backus was successfully shamed into turning herself in.

NYC electric unicycle rider critically hurt by hit-run bicyclist in Central Park crash (Archive)
A man riding an electric unicycle through Central Park was critically hurt when he collided with a bicyclist who fled the scene, police said Wednesday.
Police arrested the hit-and-run bicyclist just hours after they released surveillance images of the suspect and asked the public’s help identifying her and tracking her down. She appeared bruised and had blood on her face.
The 40-year-old unicyclist was rolling through the iconic park along West Drive near W. 60th St. when he collided with 30-year-old Carolyn Backus, who was wearing a red tank top as she rode a bicycle with pink rubber handlebar grips, at about 4:30 p.m. Monday, according to cops.
Electric unicycles are illegal to operate in the city.
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Released surveillance pictures of the hit-and-run bicyclist. (NYPD)
The victim was thrown off the unicycle and landed on the asphalt. Medics rushed him to New York-Presbyterian Hospital Weill Cornell where he was listed in critical but stable condition.
Backus allegedly sped off.
Cops recovered surveillance footage they say shows her taking the bike into a nearby subway station. She was arrested Wednesday morning and charged with leaving the scene of an accident that caused a serious injury, cops said.
Her arraignment in Manhattan Criminal Court was pending Wednesday.
Originally Published: July 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM EDT

Due credit to the fine user CVS_Pharmacy over at rdrama.net
 
Is this guy gonna get a fine for having the electric unicycle as soon as he comes out of the hospital? Seems only reasonable for riding the most flamboyantly retarded thing ever, other than the dildo he probably had attached to his bike seat. I’d like to see pictures of the victim now.
 
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I'm surprised the bicyclist woman looks like a normal person. I expected a blue hair gender special wearing Antifa boots, a pride shirt and a kaffiyeh.

Bet the unicyclist looks exactly like we expect, though. 40 yrs old, riding an electric unicycle around Central Park. His obituary will sound like those Brooklyn fags who keeping getting diversity enriched to death at bus stops.
 
Electric unicycle?

As if you couldn't have found a way to garner less respect than riding a regular pedal powered unicycle?



Wow, a form of transport so utterly faggy even New York won't let you get away with it.
Just to get an idea of what we're looking at here, I looked up 'electric unicycle' on jewtube and this came up:
For the low, low price of 4000 USD, you too can show the entire town what a massive fuckin dork you are (before presumably ending up smeared across some stretch of pavement somewhere). All the speed of an electric motorbike with somehow even less rider protection and dignity, what a deal!
 
Just to get an idea of what we're looking at here, I looked up 'electric unicycle' on jewtube and this came up:
For the low, low price of 4000 USD, you too can show the entire town what a massive fuckin dork you are (before presumably ending up smeared across some stretch of pavement somewhere). All the speed of an electric motorbike with somehow even less rider protection and dignity, what a deal!
I want him dead. He’s paying attention to his fucking camera instead of the road.
 
Electric unicycle?

As if you couldn't have found a way to garner less respect than riding a regular pedal powered unicycle?



Wow, a form of transport so utterly faggy even New York won't let you get away with it.
He was attached to the contraption by a bicycle seat made from a girthy rainbow colored dildo that was inserted firmly up his asshole.
 
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Just to get an idea of what we're looking at here, I looked up 'electric unicycle' on jewtube and this came up:
For the low, low price of 4000 USD, you too can show the entire town what a massive fuckin dork you are (before presumably ending up smeared across some stretch of pavement somewhere). All the speed of an electric motorbike with somehow even less rider protection and dignity, what a deal!
Manhattan has a speed limit of 25 mph strictly enforced by speed cameras for cars, but they have no problem with electric bikes/unicycles going 70 mph with no plates or brakes.
 
I want him dead. He’s paying attention to his fucking camera instead of the road.
He's wearing a bicycle grade half helmet, no eye protection, a t shirt, gym pants, and a single split leather glove while zipping around public streets in traffic.

I think he want's him dead too.

The way he's dressed near the end, with a real helmet and a padded jacket, is like the minimum of actual riding gear.
 
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