Science Man spends two years pooing out of penis and ejaculating semen from bum - The 33-year-old sought medical help after his testicles swelled up. Doctors diagnosed him with several rare conditions and had to carry out surgery, discovering he's earlier been fitted with a catheter.


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Doctors found a 'gas-filled structure' in the man's bum

A man ejaculated a “substantial amount” of semen from his bum and passed fecal matter through his penis.

The 33-year-old had suffered from a series of bizarre medical issues for two years.

He eventually got help after his testicles swelled up and the pain became too much.

The bloke was passing gas in his urine, a condition termed pneumaturia, IFL Science reports.

He also urinated fecal matter, called fecaluria, and passed a "substantial amount" of urine and semen from his rectum.

The team that solved his conditions have published their findings in the journal Cureus.

He was found to have a swollen testicle and a urinary tract infection, while a digital rectal exam showed signs of a problem on his rectal wall.

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He had suffered from a series of bizarre medical issues for two years

A CT scan produced a much better look at the multiple problems.

The report says there was a "gas-filled structure".

Further tests confirmed the presence of a fistula, or abnormal passageway, between the urethra and rectum, through which the various fluids and solids had been passing.

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Further tests confirmed the presence of a fistula, or abnormal passageway, between the urethra and rectum

This was sorted with surgery, but the medical team continued to check for other errors.

Two years earlier, he had been in a three-week coma following cocaine and phencyclidine (PCP) intoxication.

At this time, he was fitted with a Foley catheter during which the injury was likely caused.

The team was led by Frank L. Ventura, a medical student at Internal Medicine, University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston.



Pretty sure the scat community would have considered this man a demigod, had he not corrected it...
 
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This was a faggot and doing disgusting faggot sex acts led to this. They attempt to misdirect by blaming insertion of a foley catheter after a polydrug overdose, but the polydrug overdose itself implies a faggot sex and drug binge. Lack of immediate action upon showing uh, symptoms, also seems to indicate someone pretty far into alien sex acts.

Alternatively it was some kind of homeless, but the two aren't mutually exclusive. Homeless faggot prossie. Also PCP is most commonly used recreationally by blacks for some reason. It is not what most people would consider a recreational drug, I dunno if blacks are too dumb to be bothered by intense dissociation or what.
 
The team that solved his conditions have published their findings in the journal Cureus.
At first I read it as the medical journal Circus since I'm a little spaced out on a muscle relaxant (for my back that went out over the weekend).

There should be a one for weird medical issues like this one but it would probably be filled with mostly tranny horror stories, like disintegrating Frankenvags or limp floppy sausage peens.
 
What the hell. Poop is coming out of his dick and it took 2 years before he went to the doctor about it?
This has to be someone's fetish.
Maybe the reason he didn't go to the doctor immediately like any sane man would was probably because this was his secret lifelong fetish until the pained balls became too much for him. Guy would probably make for an amusing cow.

Still this is the weirdest thing I've read all year.
This is a joke I used to make as a kid, now it's a reality.

What is happening? Is anything actually real? Am I asleep or is there just no reality? Who's in control here, & why can't it be me?
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