Law Man Tells Cops Girlfriend's Corpse is a Blow-up Doll - Cops didn't buy it.

Man says girlfriend’s mutilated body with missing organs is blow-up doll with human flesh

I guess a bloated, rotting corpse is inflated.

 

[millais]

He should have said it was an ultra-realistic Halloween prop. That would explain all the bloody knives and stains too!

 

[oldTireWater]

“if you find something in my room it’s from the Internet.”

Is that foreshadowing?

Maybe if he'd mashed her into an Amazon box they would've bought it.

 

[LofaSofa]

Thought it was gonna be white trash or a redneck hick but it was a niggo

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Hey at least a body can't say no right?

 

[broilerrx]

Florida Man strikes again!

 

[WW 635]

He was pooping in a trash can in his room and on his bed with a corpse in his closet for five months. How did they not call the cops for the smell sooner?

 

[purepowerlevel]

According to police, they arrived at the home at 6268 NW 23rd Ave., just past 7:30 p.m. Friday after being notified of a foul smell. Wright’s mother Della Rosalie Wright had called the police.

So the mother either knew exactly what went down, or decided to call the police about some funky smells before talking to her ultra-nigger son.
Either way it feels like an overlooked aspect of this.

 

[Trombonista]

He has sex offender eyes.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

He's a good boy, he just got confused because This TV network ran the whole Roger Corman Poe series this week.

Happy Halloween!

 

[BILLY MAYS]

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

It's been done before.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Happy fucking Halloween....Jesus Christ.

 

[Hui]

Black Man strikes again!

Stop it!