Manlet microaggression thread

[Dyn]

Post small, day-to-day methods that you like for keeping manlets in their place.

One that I like is when you see a manlet at the supermarket, ask him to reach something on the bottom shelf for you.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Are manlets even capable of withstanding normal person sized aggressions?

 

[ANF]

I prefer subtler methods such as jumping over them back and forth while cackling in a really annoying way

 

[SofondaCox]

I delight in reminding my manlet bestie that he is eating human size portions, and that's why he can't get rid of his belly fat.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i just proudly say "you're short" and that's the end of the conversation

 

[Lidl Drip]

"Did you know that a pony is just a horse that's too short to be called a horse? Fun fact!"
"It's actually really hard to be tall, you wouldn't even like it, I wish I was shorter haha"
"Sorry I just wouldn't feel safe with you in case of an emergency like a home invasion I need a man who can't be punted out the window by an intruder"
"Do you want to arm wrestle?"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Hiroshima and Nagasaki put them in their place well enough I think

 

[Lurker]

existing while female

 

[Odd Opossum]

Allow them to enter bagel shops.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Manlet pride niggaz

You can't dunk you're female

 

[Meat Target]

I'm 6'2", so my existence is a microaggression to manlets.

 

[Begemot]

I like pointing at my twenty inch black trans dick and forcing them to fellate me.

 

[RACISM]

I tell them "Watch out for the niggers down there".

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

State my height on a Reformed Stoic stream and watch him ban ban ban

 

[KittyGremlin]

Manlet pride niggaz

You can't dunk you're female

well, you can't dunk INTO a female

 

[not william stenchever]

"I bet you'd make a great tank crewman"

 

[AgendaPoster]

well, you can't dunk INTO a female

Of course not this is a Dyn-owned woman respecting thread, no sexist violence here

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

ask them if they regret their transition

 

[Dyn]

I like making up a really serious, personal problem like a crippling drug addiction or an unplanned pregnancy from being cheated on, and asking them their advice, maybe even with some fake tears welling up if you can manage it, and then after they get about two sentences in you cut them off and say "No, no, not like that, do it as an oompa loompa song".

 

[Lurker]

"are you part of the lollipop guild?"