Skitzocow Mark Bernstein - Ryulong 2.0, Creepy Paranoid Stalker and Anti-Gamergate Loser with Delusions of Grandeur

[Feline Darkmage]

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*hits buzzer*
I'll take "Mark Bernstein" for 200.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

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Is that really a thing on Wikipedia?

And I'm talking about actual harassment, not the kind defined by RyuLong and Bernstein as "someone whose opinions I don't like re-did my edits! WAAHHH!!!!"

 

[AnOminous]

Is that really a thing on Wikipedia?

And I'm talking about actual harassment, not the kind defined by RyuLong and Bernstein as "someone whose opinions I don't like re-did my edits! WAAHHH!!!!"

Someone had a nickname I didn't like! And it's still there! REEEEEEEEE!

 

[Quasar]

This guy is truly amazing, and I say that with absolutely zero sarcasm.

Many of our lolcows either extreme versions of actual activists, or people who just want to be seen as activists in order to matter. For example:

1. We have people who take the very real issue of sexism and inflate it so out of proportion that every single issue in the world is suddenly cause by misogyny.
2. We have people who take the very real issue of racial discrimination and blow it so out of proportion that someone saying "Every white person is racist, and it is impossible to be racist towards white people" can do so without an ounce of irony.
3. We have people so starved for attention that they declare themselves trans, and then do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in order to actually transition, then cry "transmisogny!" and give you the link to their patreon page.
4. We have people who sperg for hours on end about their imaginary gender identity, and then when someone finally tells them that they are just making things up for attention, they sperg for hours about how we're attacking them and oh so mad.

But this guy.... This magnificent bastard... He has the ability, the drive, and the VISION to tie every bad thing in the world back to how Wikipedia is either taken over by right wingers or abusers...or gamergate

He may be perfect.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This guy is truly amazing, and I say that with absolutely zero sarcasm.

Many of our lolcows either extreme versions of actual activists, or people who just want to be seen as activists in order to matter. For example:

1. We have people who take the very real issue of sexism and inflate it so out of proportion that every single issue in the world is suddenly cause by misogyny.
2. We have people who take the very real issue of racial discrimination and blow it so out of proportion that someone saying "Every white person is racist, and it is impossible to be racist towards white people" can do so without an ounce of irony.
3. We have people so starved for attention that they declare themselves trans, and then do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in order to actually transition, then cry "transmisogny!" and give you the link to their patreon page.
4. We have people who sperg for hours on end about their imaginary gender identity, and then when someone finally tells them that they are just making things up for attention, they sperg for hours about how we're attacking them and oh so mad.

But this guy.... This magnificent bastard... He has the ability, the drive, and the VISION to tie every bad thing in the world back to how Wikipedia is either taken over by right wingers or abusers...or gamergate

He may be perfect.

He's reached the pinnacle of internet slacktivism.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

It's pretty bad when you know that the new thread update is going to be him saying the same tired ass shit before you even open it.

 

[SHITTAHS CLOGGED!]

He pesters any tweet relating to Wikipedia like he's one of those spambots scanning for keywords.

 

[AnOminous]

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What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Mark is like those creepy guys that stand around listening to other people's conversations and jumps in whenever they mention something even tangentially related to whatever he's obsessed with.

"So, like I was watching the news and guess what Trump said..."

"DID YOU KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A NAZI AND A GAMERGATER AND HE'S GOING TO PUT ALL MEXICANS AND JEWS INTO CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND THEN GO MAKE OUT WITH PUTIN WHILE MELANIA BATHES IN THE BLOOD OF ORPHANS?"

"What in the fuck are you talking about? What's a gamer gater?"

"IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GATERS AND A TRUMP SUPPORTER! YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN ISIS!"

 

[A Random]

He's clearly insane at this point, so that.

 

[kcbbq]

Mark is like those creepy guys that stand around listening to other people's conversations and jumps in whenever they mention something even tangentially related to whatever he's obsessed with.

"So, like I was watching the news and guess what Trump said..."

"DID YOU KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A NAZI AND A GAMERGATER AND HE'S GOING TO PUT ALL MEXICANS AND JEWS INTO CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND THEN GO MAKE OUT WITH PUTIN WHILE MELANIA BATHES IN THE BLOOD OF ORPHANS?"

"What in the fuck are you talking about? What's a gamer gater?"

"IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GATERS AND A TRUMP SUPPORTER! YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN ISIS!"

What is wikipedia doing about extortion and blackmail in gamergate?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

:autism:

It's the only explanation for why someone would be this obsessed with Wikipedia.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[SHITTAHS CLOGGED!]

Editing the Margaret Sanger article definitely violates his topic ban of "gender-related controversies". I know Arbcom Enforcement is normally a joke with these people but he's been BTFO by them before. Plus, Gamaliel's gone and even Jimbo hates Mark.

I want the milk a year-long ban will bring.

 

[Cynical]

Well,

Editing the Margaret Sanger article definitely violates his topic ban of "gender-related controversies". I know Arbcom Enforcement is normally a joke with these people but he's been BTFO by them before. Plus, Gamaliel's gone and even Jimbo hates Mark.

I want the milk a year-long ban will bring.

You can always drop a dime to ArbCom if you want, definitely looks like he flouted their topic ban to me too.

 

[Hellfire]

There's apparently a reddit thread where someone was talking about "fucking the feminism" out of Molly White, who you may recall is a Wikipedia hotpocket and arbitration committee member who Mark always tries to talk to as she's one of the few to bother replying to him.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

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There's apparently a reddit thread where someone was talking about "fucking the feminism" out of Molly White, who you may recall is a Wikipedia hotpocket and arbitration committee member who Mark always tries to talk to as she's one of the few to bother replying to him.

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LOL. Mark's all like, "How can I help you, mlady?", and she replies in typical feminist fashion: "I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP! ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO? HOW DARE YOU COMPARE OUR SITUATIONS! CHECK YOUR MALE PRIVILEGE!"

 

[Brandobaris]

There's apparently a reddit thread where someone was talking about "fucking the feminism" out of Molly White, who you may recall is a Wikipedia hotpocket and arbitration committee member who Mark always tries to talk to as she's one of the few to bother replying to him.

So either she searches her own name in reddit, or she has a small crew of autists that report to her on wikipedia matters. And someone, SOMEWHERE, AT SOMETIME, said she needed the Feminism fucked out of her. Well boo fucking hoo. Guess what, people in real life, may be having unrecorded conversations about fucking you, RIGHT NOW, ZOMG. You think she'd lose her shit if someone told her that?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Mark: "I'm in the same boat!"
Molly: "No, go away"

Wikispergs are an IRL sitcom.