- Joined
- Feb 19, 2021
I'm a ching chong kung fu movie lovin fool, and I don't just mean the big production value Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan flicks, I mean the sort of thing you find in "100 Martial Arts Movies" DVD's at Dollar Tree or what USA network would air in 1984 when they didn't know what else to put on. I mean the kind of films that recycled as many versions of "Bruce L <something>" as they could get away with. I don't care that they seem to feature the same four dub artists, I don't care that a restaurant WILL DIE in every single picture, I don't care the fights are about as realistic as a Donald Trump trading card, I don't even care that hoodrat niggers have a strange affinity for them, I still love it. The haphazard scripts, the WTF dubbing, the funkalicious or chinky music, melodrama, the facial expressions, and that fight choreography just put a smile on my face when I watch it. Wu Tang collection on Youtube is a go to antidepressant for me to this day. Take this opportunity to sperg out about them like I am now.