Master of the Mantis 8 Diagram Fist of the Wu Tang vs Shaolin Chess Boxing 18 Bronze Men in the Hand of Buddha

Wormy

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I'm a ching chong kung fu movie lovin fool, and I don't just mean the big production value Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan flicks, I mean the sort of thing you find in "100 Martial Arts Movies" DVD's at Dollar Tree or what USA network would air in 1984 when they didn't know what else to put on. I mean the kind of films that recycled as many versions of "Bruce L <something>" as they could get away with. I don't care that they seem to feature the same four dub artists, I don't care that a restaurant WILL DIE in every single picture, I don't care the fights are about as realistic as a Donald Trump trading card, I don't even care that hoodrat niggers have a strange affinity for them, I still love it. The haphazard scripts, the WTF dubbing, the funkalicious or chinky music, melodrama, the facial expressions, and that fight choreography just put a smile on my face when I watch it. Wu Tang collection on Youtube is a go to antidepressant for me to this day. Take this opportunity to sperg out about them like I am now.
 
(I like kung-fu movies as well)
I knew about Brucesploitation for quite a long time, but fer fuck's sake, after finding Wu Tang Collection I'm finding this rabbit hole just doesn't end. I only thought there was what, 5 or 6?
No sign of "Bruce Lee meets Ilsa in the Triangle of Fear" though, but I also thought Shaolin Dolemite was lost too....

NEVER MIND, found Bruce vs Gay Power

 
I want to recommend a 1986 Hong Kong movie called Magic Crystal.
The fight scenes are probably the best ever filmed.
Sure, that's my opinion but look at this and find me something that's better:
 
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I want to recommend a 1986 Hong Kong movie called Magic Crystal.
The fight scenes are probably the best ever filmed.
Sure, that's my opinion but look at this and find me something that's better:
SHIT, how did I miss this one? It's nailed the Jacky Chan formula even better than most JC films. Cynthia Rothrock never hurts either.
 
My personal pic for "Goddam this is too chop socky even for a chop socky film..."

 
I was about to make a ”Wu-Tang Financial” joke, but I actually like this thread. Keep it up with more Wu-Tang movies.
 
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