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Charity is cool, right?
What about an idea for a charity that is operated by every single human being alive?
Meet ishuman.me. As you can see from this single, bizarre YouTube video, the way this charity works is clearly outlined and documented. There are clear instructions to get your much-wanted Beta Key. the sign up sheet, Max has prepared an intricate network of charitable and technological platforms. You'll be e-mailed more information, at some vague point in the future.

What? That explains fucking nothing? Okay let's try again.

Meet the HumanFanClub, a subreddit I stumbled upon shortly after discovering ishuman.me myself. I'm mostly going to be paraphrasing it's wiki due to it's extensiveness and the fact that there's zero information about this charity or Max elsewhere.

Human, also known as Humanity or Aocao, is a project started by Max in approximately 2012. The goals of the project, company, charitable organization are subject to frequent change.

CEO Max Human explains the company thus:

Humanity is a global technology company like Google or Apple, with one VERY big and EXCITING difference: the owner is YOU!

Who is Max?​

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Max is a self-proclaimed Internet genius and philanthropist.

Max once wrote a lengthy portfolio detailing his accomplishments.

At 15 I started a gaming site called KGN, or Kickass Gaming Network, which you can still find on web.archive.org at kickassgaming.net.

I did the same thing I always do with business: convinced a bunch of people to join me (we had a team of 8) and then started contacting some really big names to get the kind of supercharged boost we needed to start.

Within weeks we were able to score awesome content, and months later were publishing global exclusives like the first ever screenshots of GTAII (a huge deal at the time - courtesy of the president of Rockstar) and awesome interviews like that with the co-founder of Bioware and many other big names.

Content was king: we started the news updates earlier in the day than all the other big sites, and focused on articles, game and hardware reviews, interviews and screenshots. It was awesome. Then the dotcom industry went bust and you can guess what happened next. Having had a taste of being my own boss, I could no longer stand high school (why would I need to learn to be an employee if I already knew I would never become one?) and dropped out.

I spent exactly a year and day making sandwiches in Mr. Sub, which to this day remains the only job I've ever had as an adult (as a kid I started delivering newspapers and flyers at 13, and worked as a mover in the summers).

At about 17 or 18 I ended up without a job (turned the music up a bit too loud at 3am - we were open til 4 in the club district - and the boss's son walked in) and so did my dad (he was a construction foreman and stood up for the workers when their boss, after not paying for months, announced that all their salaries were cut.. 3 months ago). Anyway, so that's how I became the president of a construction management company.

By 23 or 24 we had about 75 people in total - my strategy of always focusing on big goals paid off as usual. By 25 I realized that I was wasting my life - I was making money but not making a difference in the world, and felt unfulfilled as a result. So I decided to quit.

Following the advice in Tim Ferris' wonderful book 4 Hour Workweek, I then started my 3rd company, a construction management firm blended with a dotcom, and semi-retired off the passive income 6 months later. I spent the next half a year relaxing on tropical beaches and trying to figure out what I wanted to do with the rest of my life.

When I decided to quit construction 2 years prior to my semi-retirement I decided to be a film director, and after working on it for a year or two, quit at the last moment instead of making a feature film because I realized that I'd never be able to make ENOUGH of a difference as a film director to finally make myself happy and fulfilled. So I was almost 28 by the time I realized what I ACTUALLY wanted to do: build a sister company for Google. And now here we are 3 years later.

TL;DR He began with a gaming website called Kickass Gaming Network that was wildly successful until the dotcom bubble burst. He dropped out of high school and got a job at a sandwich shop. He then became the president of a construction management company, but after success in this arena, he no longer had anything to do with his life. He decided to become a movie director, but quit this too after realizing he wanted to "build a sister company for Google".​

There is a ton of information provided about Max in this subreddit, including a lawsuit made by him, and this rabbit hole is certainly worth digging into for further speculation.

The most current update from Max is that the world is ending very soon and that the newest release date of Human (whatever the hell it is) is set for Feb. 1st

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Him stirring up shit on another forum
 
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He made quite a few topics on reddit about WW3 happening soon...

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Can anyone translate that conversation? Is it just the same thing he posted? Is that supposed to be proof?

However, there are good news too:
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But yeah, this guy seems interesting. Gotta dig deeper and see what we find. Also looking forward to February 1st to see what this is all about/what reason he gives to postpone it some more.

Edit: Oh, also this is really interesting: https://ishuman.me/opensource/docs/about/
 
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Max said:
This email went out almost a week ago, before the Charlie Hebdo attacks, to Larry and Sergey, the owners of Google, to Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Marissa Mayer (Yahoo CEO), Bill Gates, and BJ Koo (LG Electronics president with 250k employees).
This is magnificent. "The doom of the human race is near at hand. By the way, I email with Bill Gates and this other CEO with 250,000 employees, no big deal."
 
Ah, the mixture of extreme paranoia, hyper-aggressive behavior and deluded outlook on the world. And a self-proclaimed "intranet geenus"!

I'll be keeping my eye on this guy.
 
I just started reading about this guy too. I like how he is offering Human employees near Russia an advance. As far as I can tell, there are only three "employees." I guess Masha is Ukrainian which I suppose would be "striking distance" and since there's speculation she's just a scammer taking advantage of this guy, I'm sure she's pretty pleased with this new revelation

This is the post that drew me in. I AM NEVER WRONG. I AM *ALWAYS* RIGHT.

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Here is his conversation with "Elon Musk." Spoiler alert: it's some guy fucking with him
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Now, according to Max, he and "Elon" are best buds and Elon is lining up to invest millions in Human. As far as I can tell, he constantly tweets at these celebrities and sends them emails and once in awhile they reply so of course they are great friends who go way back and are ready to invest in his company. Some (most) of them don't reply though, so I don't know what delusion he's pulling from to pretend he's friends with them. Office form letters maybe?
I wish I could find his quote about how he doesn't need 100s of investors because "we can just go to Google or one of the big boys and get 10 billion dollars or whatever we need" its hilarious. I like his thinking, he is going to beat Google out of the market by taking billions of dollars from Google and using Google's money to develop products that will beat Google out of the market. Why didn't anyone think of that before?

Couple of gems I found in their FAQs
The key difference here is that with Kickstarter, your payment is legally a gift, so if something goes wrong on their end, you are not guaranteed to receive a device. With human, we will be using our own crowdfunding platform called empower (https://www.facebook.com/pages/EMPOWER-with-human/1520533828174106?ref=br_tf), and will voluntarily legally commit ourselves to delivering a device for each and every pre-order.
Guys, if you use Kickstarter to give human money, human could just take your money! But if you use human's crowdfunding platform to give human money then you are guaranteed to be way safer.

Don't forget that everyone can get a share of this billion dollar company - even kids! But if you are underage
You can even get one if you're a kid, but your share won't have any voting power until you're 12 or 14 (exact age to be decided).
 
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This is the post that drew me in. I AM NEVER WRONG. I AM *ALWAYS* RIGHT.

And then hilariously uses a fake quote from Einstein to "prove" it. It may be a garbled version of a Planck quote, but it is definitely not Einstein.

Let's see, what's Einstein most known for? E=mc^2.

E=energy
m=matter

Would Einstein use something that doesn't exist in his most famous equation?
 
And then hilariously uses a fake quote from Einstein to "prove" it. It may be a garbled version of a Planck quote, but it is definitely not Einstein.

Let's see, what's Einstein most known for? E=mc^2.

E=energy
m=matter

Would Einstein use something that doesn't exist in his most famous equation?

The m is mass.
 
The m is mass.

Correct of course, I screwed up. The point still stands, though, because mass is an attribute of matter. Specifically, in classical mechanics, it measures the quantity of matter in a physical object and determines its resultant inertia.

Also, Einstein never said that. The closest I can find is this from Planck:

As a man who has devoted his whole life to the most clear headed science, to the study of matter, I can tell you as a result of my research about atoms this much: There is no matter as such. All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.

I have only seen the apocryphal Einstein quote in various screeds by kooks.

Missed this picture last night.


It's like he's trying to look like a late 90s Morrissey gone bottle blonde, but can't quite pull it off.
 
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Correct of course, I screwed up. The point still stands, though, because mass is an attribute of matter. Specifically, in classical mechanics, it measures the quantity of matter in a physical object and determines its resultant inertia.

Also, Einstein never said that. The closest I can find is this from Planck:



I have only seen the apocryphal Einstein quote in various screeds by kooks.
Yeah, it sounds like he's leaning toward some Deepak Chopra shit here. Matter doesn't real and is only energy, and energy can be controlled by thoughts, so therefore he can create a billion dollar company merely by thinking about it. It's just science.
 
Great news everyone! Human launched today! You can now sign up for the Human network and start.. uh.. well, that's all you can really do, apparently if you sign up you get an email that says "coming soon" and that's about it.
Somehow this amazing, innovative, one of a kind game-changing sign up form has driven people to tears, according to Max:

THE FIRST REACTIONS ARE IN. WOW WE ARE SPEECHLESS! THANK YOU!!! "Wow.. tears in my eyes. Behold the future." "Wow." "Amazing." "You're doing great things Max." "Everyone that I share it with was just going crazy." "That looks amazing." "Your tireless efforts will not go unnoticed." "Yes it is perfect and Steve would have been proud." "You're really taking it to the limits." "That does look beautiful." "I'm gonna do whatever I can, to help however I can, just let me know what else there is that I can do." "After three years, you have done an awful lot, and went to hell and back, probably a couple of times."
 
I like the new site and the video in the background.

"Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do"

Yes Max, you sure made the world a funnier place.
 
Big news! There is a Human movie coming out in 2017! Yes, in only two years there is going to be a hit movie based on a company that currently doesn't really do anything.
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Worried you won't be able to see it in your small town or rural place? Don't worry; it's going to be in ALL theaters. Even those weird hipsters theater that mostly show indie films and stuff from the 80s and serve really quirky but reasonably priced concessions.

He's also announced the Humanity OS! With.. Firefox's logo.
https://www.facebook.com/HumanityOperatingSystem

Humanity OSYes, we are essentially taking Firefox OS and branching out.. But we will support Firefox OS (everything we make is theirs to use), and will likely even support Mozilla financially and otherwise in the future. We are big BELIEVERS in the open source movement. We will be contacting their executive team next week to set up a summit between our teams and anyone else who's interested, likely in Toronto this spring.

Ah, I'm sure Mozilla will be alright with you stealing their intellectual property once you call up the execs and explain you'll be supporting them financially in the future. Why did no one think of that before? Interesting that he's not claiming he already got permission from whoever the exec is like usual, instead admitting he didn't actually talk to them yet but they will probably be okay with it.

Max has also updated Humanity's valuation to $150 billion by the end of 2019. Wow! This seems to be primarily based on theoretical amounts that LG, Google, Tesla, Yahoo etc are going to donate/invest (??) every year. Oddly enough he expects all these companies to contribute exactly the same amounts at exactly the same times. It's kind of long but it's top of https://www.facebook.com/thisishuman

There's also whatever this is https://ishuman.me/opensource/docs/videos/0 - ALL.pdf

I was reading through Human's little manifesto and found this gem

When you LOOK at our online network, the most COMMON reaction is that it looks YEARS ahead of
ANYTHING else you've ever SEEN. It's THAT advanced. It's THAT incredible.
In FACT, it introduces an entirely NEW
paradigm of web design that WE like to call, in honor of Bruce
Lee's Jeet Kune Do, the DESIGN of NO design. In OTHER
words, when you LOOK at our network, all you SEE is RICH
MEDIA. HIGH resolution pictures, WIDESCREEN HD videos,
HIGH quality audio, 3D PANORAMAS, and GORGEOUS text.
You don't SEE any "white space" or unused areas like on
EVERY other website, in fact you don't even SEE the
INTERFACE! It's INVISIBLE, and appears ONLY when YOU
need it!

This actually explains a lot - we don't need/believe in the interface enough, so we don't see it! And the lack of features on the website was part of the website all along. This is getting very emperor's new clothes-y and I'm imagining him hold up a handful of air while Masha nods and enthusiastically agrees it's the most beautiful phone she's ever seen.

Don't forget World University campus launching this December https://www.facebook.com/groups/243264629213114/
(he takes 3 years to build a web page but a campus is going to be built in 10 months ?? I'm not sure that's physically possible.. Edit: why would you open the campus in the middle of the school year?)
For the low cost of 100% free, you can learn about such topics as "FUTURE MEDICINE" and "SPACE ENGINEERING"
He will also be opening an "Asian Campus in Hong Kong, Tokyo or Seoul in 2018" which seems hilarious/vaguely racist in a way I can't really explain.
 
He surely has written a lot of text saying absolutely nothing. However I do think his ramblings about WW3 are probably closest to reality out of all his other ramblings. Not that it's much either.
 
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