Lolcow Meta527II - Commentator, and obnoxious, spammy manchild

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We got a special little fellow here today, folks. And I'm not saying that because this particular individual is autistic. Meta527II, quite possibly one of the most prime textbook definitions of a manchild and a lolcow:
photo.jpg

An obnoxious manchild that's a mega fan of Nintendo, Disney, YouTube Poops, and other kiddie shit. (He's even the biggest fanfag of Frozen that isn't a 6-year-old girl. Even likes to pretend that he's married to fucking Elsa.) He's gotten quite a few claims to fame over the past several years he's been on the internet. The first and foremost being known for making commentaries, using Sora as w̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ avatar. Now, I wouldn't have a problem with this, if it weren't for the fact that he's too much of a mentally challenged ape to counter certain points at times and too much of a downy to understand sarcasm. A rather notorious example being towards the end of last year, when he decided to commentate on a famous YouTube Pooper by the screen name of EmperorLemon.


But it didn't end there. Meta went so far as to spam replies to the guy up on Twitter:
http://archive.is/cNaMK
http://archive.is/5uxHT

While on topic of spamming, the event that really put Meta on the map was all the way back on 2011, when he was obsessed with a female YouTuber by the name of Roushutsu. Even went so far as to say he thought she was hot. Sadly, I wasn't able to find any of the comments he'd spammed on her channel, nor was I able to find any on the Wayback Machine, but from what I'd heard, it was some of the most autistic spamming to be seen in some time.

Besides commentaries, he also makes countdown lists that are so fucking godawful, that they'd make even WatchMojo.com blush. (At least WM.com has a fucking budget to it.)

Lastly, the most notable thing on his YouTube page are "meme replacement" videos, where he takes some source that's obscure to meme culture, (may also be something that he likes to watch,) and make it into one of those "_ but without _." I swear to God, these fucking videos would even make the edgiest memelords, such as the aforementioned EmpLemon, cringe their asses off.

Meanwhile, over on DeviantArt, his gallery is filled with nothing but pathetic charts using screencaps from SpongeBob episodes to compare them to certain films, and Atrocity Notepages. The last one I find to be very ironic, since Meta claims that he's not a fan of Enter at all these days, yet he still uses the very same templates that Enter uses. If he really wasn't a fan, he wouldn't even use these notepages, but review these TV Shows and movies in a different way. The one that's really gotten publicity was one he did on the modern Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials featuring the CGI characters.
animated_atrocities__new_cinnamon_toast_crunch_ads_by_meta527ii-da2xygk.png
What's even more hilarious are the comments below in the post:
http://archive.is/EbkF2
http://archive.is/b9XaW
http://archive.is/3vV02
http://archive.is/whfst

Finally, there's his Twitter. Besides posting about certain Pokemon that he captures in Pokemon GO, he also tends to overreact to certain posts and engages in arguments with other users:
http://archive.is/ZMuQf
http://archive.is/Sa8G2

If you haven't been paying attention throughout all this, you'll have seen that Meta does not use curse words. Instead, he uses the "safe for school" variants of said curse words, or just censors out the words themselves. Even if they're a part of a user's screen name. This sad, strange little manchild is another reason why the commentary community, the YouTube Poop community, DeviantArt, Twitter, and YouTube are all such a fucking joke these days.

Here's his ED page, along with his known accounts on other sites. Do what you will with them:
ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Meta527II
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/meta527II
Twitter: https://twitter.com/meta527ii
DeviantArt: https://twitter.com/meta527ii
Skype: meta527ii
 
most of dA is shitposts, dumb memes and edgy shitposts and memes. kid seems pretty normal for dA.

i don't think he really classifies as a lolcow, does he fly off the wall at criticism or anything? the comments on his dA and twitter seem pretty tame in response to "troll" posts

From what I've seen, he does tend to get rather spammy and doesn't know when to give others their space. Considering that he's in the commentary community, he's obviously familiar with criticism, but shown little to no improvement. Also, I took a further look at some of his videos, and I found a couple small things. His Q&A from last year where he gets his panties twisted up about Elsa potential becoming gay in the next movie.
I've also found a Top 10 Hated Levels List where he spergs out about trivial bullshit throughout the video (including his notorious hatred for Samus' ass.)
I'll look more into him and see if there's anything else.
 
Okay, I had to snip a bunch of messages. Yes, we get it the thread isn't "good" but you aren't giving it a chance, please let the OP sell you this cow. Some mods are giving this a grace period to shape up and we don't delete threads very frequently so whatever you say, chances are it's going to stay.

Now it's almost impossible to talk about new lolcows without people jumping on the "bad thread" wagon, even if they aren't related to any other dispised cow. Remember: MrEnter is a lolcow but his spergy fanbase and hatebase made it impossible to have a real discussion; that is why we don't like to shine a light on him at all.

If we don't have new content then kiwi will not expand -- it's almost becoming a shield for some lolcows to be associated with the "Entersphere" in that we cannot record or talk about their behaviour which lets this behaviour go on unchecked. Your 'average deviantart poster' excuses aren't enough because what "average human" posts weird fetishistic shit without batting an eye? even if they are they post content and if a cow isn't interesting then don't fucking post in their thread complaining, it only makes their threads more active which is the exactly the opposite of what you want to do.
 
Doesn't look anything too out of the ordinary, but I had a chuckle at his spergy postings, so I'd say this thread has some potential.


Meta527II said:
Youtube is my life! I can't live without Youtube! My life, as well as everyone else's lives, will be ruined!


DA commentor said:
...Seriously? Please tell me you're joking. It's supposed to be cute and funny. Does Pop Tarts promote killing?!
Meta527II said:
Yeah, people need to respect my opinions!


Something's wrong with this boy
 
We got a special little fellow here today, folks. And I'm not saying that because this particular individual is autistic. Meta527II, quite possibly one of the most prime textbook definitions of a manchild and a lolcow:
photo.jpg

An obnoxious manchild that's a mega fan of Nintendo, Disney, YouTube Poops, and other kiddie shit. (He's even the biggest fanfag of Frozen that isn't a 6-year-old girl. Even likes to pretend that he's married to fucking Elsa.) He's gotten quite a few claims to fame over the past several years he's been on the internet. The first and foremost being known for making commentaries, using Sora as w̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ avatar. Now, I wouldn't have a problem with this, if it weren't for the fact that he's too much of a mentally challenged ape to counter certain points at times and too much of a downy to understand sarcasm. A rather notorious example being towards the end of last year, when he decided to commentate on a famous YouTube Pooper by the screen name of EmperorLemon.


But it didn't end there. Meta went so far as to spam replies to the guy up on Twitter:
http://archive.is/cNaMK
http://archive.is/5uxHT

While on topic of spamming, the event that really put Meta on the map was all the way back on 2011, when he was obsessed with a female YouTuber by the name of Roushutsu. Even went so far as to say he thought she was hot. Sadly, I wasn't able to find any of the comments he'd spammed on her channel, nor was I able to find any on the Wayback Machine, but from what I'd heard, it was some of the most autistic spamming to be seen in some time.

Besides commentaries, he also makes countdown lists that are so fucking godawful, that they'd make even WatchMojo.com blush. (At least WM.com has a fucking budget to it.)

Lastly, the most notable thing on his YouTube page are "meme replacement" videos, where he takes some source that's obscure to meme culture, (may also be something that he likes to watch,) and make it into one of those "_ but without _." I swear to God, these fucking videos would even make the edgiest memelords, such as the aforementioned EmpLemon, cringe their asses off.

Meanwhile, over on DeviantArt, his gallery is filled with nothing but pathetic charts using screencaps from SpongeBob episodes to compare them to certain films, and Atrocity Notepages. The last one I find to be very ironic, since Meta claims that he's not a fan of Enter at all these days, yet he still uses the very same templates that Enter uses. If he really wasn't a fan, he wouldn't even use these notepages, but review these TV Shows and movies in a different way. The one that's really gotten publicity was one he did on the modern Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials featuring the CGI characters.
animated_atrocities__new_cinnamon_toast_crunch_ads_by_meta527ii-da2xygk.png
What's even more hilarious are the comments below in the post:
http://archive.is/EbkF2
http://archive.is/b9XaW
http://archive.is/3vV02
http://archive.is/whfst

Finally, there's his Twitter. Besides posting about certain Pokemon that he captures in Pokemon GO, he also tends to overreact to certain posts and engages in arguments with other users:
http://archive.is/ZMuQf
http://archive.is/Sa8G2

If you haven't been paying attention throughout all this, you'll have seen that Meta does not use curse words. Instead, he uses the "safe for school" variants of said curse words, or just censors out the words themselves. Even if they're a part of a user's screen name. This sad, strange little manchild is another reason why the commentary community, the YouTube Poop community, DeviantArt, Twitter, and YouTube are all such a fucking joke these days.

Here's his ED page, along with his known accounts on other sites. Do what you will with them:
ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Meta527II
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/meta527II
Twitter: https://twitter.com/meta527ii
DeviantArt: https://twitter.com/meta527ii
Skype: meta527ii
Don't forget this wiki page too.

http://commentarydb.wikia.com/wiki/Meta527II
 

Shit, I completely forgot about that. It must be fucking sad when you're viewed as a joke to such a pathetic community.

Anyway, while on topic of external links, I found his original YouTube channel. Literally nothing on it but 1 subscriber: https://www.youtube.com/user/Meta527

Also, while doing some searches on Facebook, I found this old post from 2012:
https://www.facebook.com/mylittlepo...2056752832326/427751173929549/?type=3&theater
http://archive.is/gnsN1

"Dumbstupid." Even preschoolers can say better insults than that.
 
OK, why does he hate Samus' butt? You could argue showing the closeup of it in Zero Mission is unnecessary, but that doesn't justify bringing it up every time he talks about Metroid or hating Samus' butt.
 
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OK, why does he hate Samus' butt? You could argue showing the closeup of it in Zero Mission is unnecessary, but that doesn't justify bringing it up every time he talks about Metroid or hating Samus' butt.
He doesn't find that particular part of the body attractive, which is fine, but why he feels the need to bring it up all the time, I will never know.

EDIT: Managed to find another comment on the now-deleted Notepage where the other guy calls meta out for calling other users trolls.

https://archive.is/FeMKF
 
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A cringe compilation of sorts of meta's sperginess. The comments below are ftw. Meta's on the other hand... nah...

Update: Also found an old vid of Meta crying like a little bitch of Roushutsu quitting commentaries. What a pussy... :roll:
 
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